so what are you scumbags getting your girl for valentines day?

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The Bakersman
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Mizzourah
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NiNe2FiVe said:
dump her.
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Dude is pussy-whipped. Don't let him fool you.


"Baby, I'd really like to have a threesome with you and your sister. Even your best friend, too."

"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING TO? MOTHER FUCKER, YOU'RE MARRYING ME AND THAT'S FINAL!"

"Aight, baby.....The boys on the sicc will never believe this shit."

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?"

"I said, 'Aight, baby......The day I marry you will be a trip."

"THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, WHITE BOY."
 
TaxMan

TaxMan

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So I went to my local porno shop today to score my valentines day gift. I really wanted to score a fat girl dvd for some reason, but they had none. In a rage of protest I left after buying some flavored lube. So that is my gift.
 
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jr916

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TaxMan said:
So I went to my local porno shop today to score my valentines day gift. I really wanted to score a fat girl dvd for some reason, but they had none. In a rage of protest I left after buying some flavored lube. So that is my gift.
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i already told you what porno to get her!
 
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jr916

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TaxMan said:
No, I made up my mind on the way there, fat girl porn or nothing. If you're going to drop money on a dvd, you don't want it to be some normal shit you can find anywhere on the net. You want abnormal shit.
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this shit im talkin about is a trip..i saw it once years ago.....this fine ass broad is gettin fucked by homeboy, he busts on her face, then he says i got sum people i want you to meet and 12 of his homeboys come (lol) out the cuts...they all jack off on her face, but these muthafuckas is bustin like peter north type shit...then her face is covered and original homeboy wipes all the nut off her face wit a donut and the bitch eats it....good shit....lmao
 
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jr916 said:
this shit im talkin about is a trip..i saw it once years ago.....this fine ass broad is gettin fucked by homeboy, he busts on her face, then he says i got sum people i want you to meet and 12 of his homeboys come (lol) out the cuts...they all jack off on her face, but these muthafuckas is bustin like peter north type shit...then her face is covered and original homeboy wipes all the nut off her face wit a donut and the bitch eats it....good shit....lmao
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LMFAOOOoo
 
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TheWestBaySav

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L.D.S. said:
Dude is pussy-whipped. Don't let him fool you.


"Baby, I'd really like to have a threesome with you and your sister. Even your best friend, too."

"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING TO? MOTHER FUCKER, YOU'RE MARRYING ME AND THAT'S FINAL!"

"Aight, baby.....The boys on the sicc will never believe this shit."

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?"

"I said, 'Aight, baby......The day I marry you will be a trip."

"THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, WHITE BOY."
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no im not pussy whipped whatsoever..we actually recently broke up and got back together so i could handle some biz for a few weeks..

i dont care if a girl is wifey material or not, ill never be one of those cats that lets a woman have him by the balls..too many of my friends got like that and their lives are fuckin miserable..
 
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jr916

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Tall T said:
granites is the shit!

fuck valentines day tho, fake ass holiday just so suckers waste money
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we used to go like once a month and take that mutherfucker over,wings and pitchers, but i go to the one on manzanita cause they got a liquor store next to it
 
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