so what are you scumbags getting your girl for valentines day?

[jr916]

I'm going to the porn store tomorrow probably and picking up a porno or something to give her.

LOL..GET HER THIS MOVIE CALLED BAKERS DOZEN

 

[MEXCOM]

Just go out the day before or the day after. Shit doesn't have to be on the 14th. And if the bitch thinks so, then rape her.

 

[Bombudd]

california burrito with extra sour cream NO HOMO.

 

[TheWestBaySav]

she told me she'll never have a 3some with another girl in her life so i think i might cancel the elephant bar, take back the nice bracelet, an take that girl to mcfuckindonalds..

shit thats my mindset right now..its like, im supposed to drop all this cake on you and i cant even get something like that, ESPECIALLY after 5 years?? yeahhhh, keep talkin about how u wanna marry me an shit..so im gonna drop $xx,xxx on a ring and never get something i want??

shit is mainey, fuck all that..

 

[Jazzo]

First off, I'm not a scumbag... I prefer Sleezeball! To start the week off she already received Roses today, chocolates tonight and will get the dipped strawberries tomorrow at work. Saturday we'll go out to a nice dinner and then back to the room. Then it's DOUBLE PENETRATION time while we watch some Asian Anal action flicks. The vibrator will get the pink while my schlong get's to dip in the stink!:lick: Yeah, I can't wait to feel that vibration on the other side of her wall...

 

[BOOBOO619]

Absolutely NOTHING. I'm a single man on the prowl. Fuck a bitch around Valentines Day.

 

[MOREBASS]

^ In other words, you're going to be here...in the I-Candy section pleasuring yourself on Saturday. LOL

 

[L.D.S.]

I'm gona get my new girl a bottle of lube and a box of Cleenex for her tears afterwards.

 

[MizeryMade]

Thats easy....NOT A DAMN THANG!

NO GIRL= NO GIFT

 

[The Duke of Earl]

i broke up with mines last saturday hahahaha , life is bueno


but i might kick it with this one chick , probably my dick in a box

 

[jr916]

First off, I'm not a scumbag... I prefer Sleezeball! To start the week off she already received Roses today, chocolates tonight and will get the dipped strawberries tomorrow at work. Saturday we'll go out to a nice dinner and then back to the room. Then it's DOUBLE PENETRATION time while we watch some Asian Anal action flicks. The vibrator will get the pink while my schlong get's to dip in the stink!:lick: Yeah, I can't wait to feel that vibration on the other side of her wall...

Can i watch?.:lick:

WHAT THE FUCK THOMAS!!?!!??..aranoid:aranoid:

 

[PsyDaL]

A cheap 65 cent valentines day card, shit as long as it has a few words I wouldnt think of, and it wont expire then im good. I aint gotta pay for no more massages cause she work at a day spa. Prolly throw in the Chuck Norris collection for good measure and make a nice dinner....

Saturday night Ill probaly hit up a club and find a slut thats mad at her man cause he bought her a 65 cent valentines day card....

 

[jr916]

A cheap 65 cent valentines day card, shit as long as it has a few words I wouldnt think of, and it wont expire then im good. I aint gotta pay for no more massages cause she work at a day spa. Prolly throw in the Chuck Norris collection for good measure and make a nice dinner....

Saturday night Ill probaly hit up a club and find a slut thats mad at her man cause he bought her a 65 cent valentines day card....

YOUR GIRL IS GONNA BE AT THE CLUB LOOKIN FOR A DUDE TO FUCK CAUSE HER MAN BOUGHT HER A CHEAP ASS CARD TOO

 

[PsyDaL]

tooshay

 

[menlohog]

Getting her flowers and candy, then get a room. jump in the hottub and get a back massage.

 

[pbarb666]

probably my dick in a box

LMAO

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

she told me she'll never have a 3some with another girl in her life so i think i might cancel the elephant bar, take back the nice bracelet, an take that girl to mcfuckindonalds..

shit thats my mindset right now..its like, im supposed to drop all this cake on you and i cant even get something like that, ESPECIALLY after 5 years?? yeahhhh, keep talkin about how u wanna marry me an shit..so im gonna drop $xx,xxx on a ring and never get something i want??

shit is mainey, fuck all that..

dump her.

 

[COMATOSE]

My portion of the Light bill..

 

[gabe559]

My portion of the Light bill..

hahaha

 

[gabe559]

no but really. im goin gto give her dick and im going to toss her salad and i got her digital camera. she is getting my a new cell phone though. im in the process of picking one out