so what are you scumbags getting your girl for valentines day?

[tomasjose415]

Black Anus or Texas Roadhouse

what? lol nah black ANGUS has good bread and teriyaki chicken

 

[Siccx Degree]

A five second head start, after that five the rape party begins, yesssssss!

 

[Rusto]

a perfume sampler thing, and some sexy heels. And dinner at a nice place...i better get hooked up proper afterwards

 

[scrillafein]

A pat on the back
a tore up pussy
and a tic-tac

 

[jr916]

proly like 40 or 50 bucks inside a nice card

 

[AKAZIE]

proly like 40 or 50 bucks inside a nice card

you gonna give her the b-day card you got from your grandma and erase your name off and put hers.....

 

[jr916]

you gonna give her the b-day card you got from your grandma and erase your name off and put hers.....

proly..shes gettin the 40 bucks gam gam gave me too

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

I don't have a girl, so my pocket ain't about to get dented..lol

SAME HERE... AINT HAD A FREE VALENTINE DAY SINCE 04.


ITLL BE NICE NOT HAVIN TO HASSLE WIT RESERVATIONS AND FINDING THE PERFECT GIFT AND ALL THAT BOOOOOLSHIT FOR ONCE

 

[jr916]

you aint gotta worry about reservations at KFC

 

[ESCOBAR 92113]

fuck valentines day....all the restaurants are packed, the menus are different and the prices are higher. i finally got my wife to boycott valentines day after she realized what a hassle it is to try and enjoy it. the only problem is she boycotted ALL the events, meaning shes passed out in bed while im staring at her with a BONER! this year we gonna celebrate on friday the 13th!!!! i got her a day spa deal with a massage, but i got smart...i got a couples massage that way i can get rubbed down by some swedish bitch daydreaming and shit.

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

fuck valentines day....all the restaurants are packed, the menus are different and the prices are higher. i finally got my wife to boycott valentines day after she realized what a hassle it is to try and enjoy it. the only problem is she boycotted ALL the events, meaning shes passed out in bed while im staring at her with a BONER! this year we gonna celebrate on friday the 13th!!!! i got her a day spa deal with a massage, but i got smart...i got a couples massage that way i can get rubbed down by some swedish bitch daydreaming and shit.

I think your swedish bitch is going to be named Hanz or Franz...

 

[Dana Dane]

Age and I dont really buy each other gifts like that.

We were thinkin about maybe spending the day in SF, or I was thinkin about makin a prime rib.

 

[28g w/o the bag]

A hard dick and some bubble gum.

she chews gum while she fucks?

sweeeeeet.

::

 

[pbarb666]

this is some funny shit!

 

[jr916]

she chews gum while she fucks?

sweeeeeet.

::

she chews gum now, i bet she used to smoke newports while gettin reamed

 

[Meta4iCAL]

no girl... droppin no loot

 

[DFresh77]

To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress

It's easy to do just follow these steps

1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box

And that's the way you do it

 

[jr916]

To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress

It's easy to do just follow these steps

1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box

And that's the way you do it

thats too much

1. call her to come on over, tell her to walk in, doors unlocked
2.be sittin in your living room bucket naked, bumpin sum "just dont bite it"
3. tell her this dick aint gonna suck itself

 

[Meta4iCAL]

To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress

It's easy to do just follow these steps

1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box

And that's the way you do it

you already know...

 

[TaxMan]

I'm going to the porn store tomorrow probably and picking up a porno or something to give her.