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Gemini

Gemini

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I'm backed into the parking spot sitting in my truck waiting for my babies mama to come out from Wal Mart (fuckin' hate that place with a passion). I'm leaning with my left elbow on the door and hand across my mouth watching the people go in and out of that God forsaken place.

This car pulls up and parks in the parking spot in front of me...

This heavy set chick comes out from the passengers side, an older lady (maybe the mom) comes out the back and the driver (a heavier set girl) comes out turns around (her back to me) bends over exposing way too much...she then proceeds to untangle the sides of her g-string that has curled up around her lub handles.

It all went down within a split second and I just turned towards the direction of the store and ignored them (was wearing shades: see sig.), and proceeded to not show reaction of any sort as they passed by looking in my direction laughing like it was something I wanted to see.

The moral of the story...

There are just some clothes certain people of certain size should not wear!
 
saladbowlking

saladbowlking

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WELL LETS JUST THINK ABOUT THIS FOR A MOMENT.......YOU JUST TYPED THAT ALL 3 WERE SOME BEASTIN ASS ROBALONCHES SO YOU HAVE TO THINK THAT A THONG OR G STRING WOULD BE THE BEST FIT FOR THEM(NOT LITERALLY). THE MORE MATERIAL ON THERE UNDERGARMENTS WOULD MEAN THEY WOULD BE PRONE TO SWEATY ASS OR CHAFING....JUST MY OBSERVATION....
 
HIM

HIM

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"If you can get it on, wear it"...:cheeky:

Some people like that extra meat hanging over the shorts..
 
Gemini

Gemini

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I mean, don't get me wrong...I'm a big dude, but I'm a conservative kind of dude. I see alot of dudes out there just like me that either need to diet or need to add an extra X to that XL shirt they be wearing.
 
nonfiCKtion

nonfiCKtion

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@GEMINI

WHAT'S FUNNY IS YOUR QUOTE.

THIS FEMALE AT THE CLUB TOLD THE HOMIE "IT'S MIND OVER MATTER, IF YOU DON'T MIND THEN YOUR WIFE DON'T MATTER." HE WAS SHOOK AFRET THAT LOL!
 
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phil

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nonfiCKtion said:
@GEMINI

WHAT'S FUNNY IS YOUR QUOTE.

THIS FEMALE AT THE CLUB TOLD THE HOMIE "IT'S MIND OVER MATTER, IF YOU DON'T MIND THEN YOUR WIFE DON'T MATTER." HE WAS SHOOK AFRET THAT LOL!
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i remember mc breed spittin the same line on a song he did with pac and $hort. i think it was called "this is for the hustlers"

its a mind over matter i dont mind you dont matter pull a glock and watch the whole block scatter, or we can have us a gat to gat talk......etc... dope ass song
 
X_KaLiBa

X_KaLiBa

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dont hate on the fat bitch....

she cant pull off the booboo619 asshole washing technique, so she just flosses that shit with a g-string
 
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