So My Mom Tells Me To Get The Grocerys...

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Nov 5, 2002
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I'm gonna vent.

So my mom gets home from Fred Meyer with a shit load of grocerys, and shes yellin at me to get them outta the car. I'm like Holdon! I'll do it in 10 minutes, but thats not good enough for her, what a slavedriver.

Anyways, I'm pissed off cuz she wouldn't let me finish whatever I was doin, so I walk down stairs to the garage and open the door to the car. There are like 15 bags and a bunch of them filled with them 2 Liters of pop.

I reach over the seat and grab the plastic bag with a paper bag on the inside. It has 3 2 Liter pops in it, and an orange juice. I start pulling on it, and due to the angle of me pulling and way it was put in the car, its really heavy for me. (Believe me, I'm a man of steel, this was heavy as hell.) So I start pulling hard as I can...

The fucking plastic bag rips and I sock myself right in the eye, I swear to get I flat out decked myself. I saw a flash in my right eye and I was seein stars. I phazed myself over a bag of grocerys.

Go ahead and vent if you'd like.
 
May 13, 2002
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lol how tha hell did you do that....i don't understand how you could pull a bag of three 2 liter bottles hard enough to deck yourself


you had to be really tuggin or somethin

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