SO MUCH WACKNESS

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May 13, 2002
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you know i usually dont keystyle, but seeing so much garbage on this site im forced to....


desicrate your eardrums, im too sick, do you have the serum//
ducksauce never fears em, im quick to spit some shit deeper than the pathagerien therum//
so as i start my battle attack you lack to wanna battle me back your styles run out faster than a battery pack//
its not rechargable, with my mic i charge you, your plyable with metaphores that stick quicker than elmers glue//
like ru paul ya feminine, full a estrogin, duck sauce will burn ya faster than a drop a gasoline to a fuckin jetplane engine//
fuck props, i already know im the champion, put me in the same jail cell as you would put charles manson in//
all you emcees are fake, i can see right through ya//
yall couldnt measure up to my hott bars if you was on a playground in hell with a rula//
im never confused ta//
second, seconds thats how long it takes to rip a soul from its body//
im fearless, i pissed on the president and flipped off john gotti//
ya see nothing can hold me down, not even gravity//
its kinda like im the dentist and your the cavity//
cause im drilling you, not feeling you, thers no comparison//
your blowin out like ford, first name harrison**//
ALL YOU WACK EMCEE AINT EVEN ON MY LEVEL//
AFTER HEARIN YALL, I HAVE NO NEED FOR TREBLE//

















**ok a year ago or somthing ford had to recall its s.u.v's because there tires were blowing out spontaneously, and as you know theres a poular actor named harrison ford**
 
Jun 11, 2002
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i got time.

You took a bite offa dr octagons style-
you should lock yourself back in the lab, or prepare to jog the green mile-
you ain a killa, never felt the cold steel of a gat-
cuz you can call me fudd when daffy took his last quack-
i got bored about half way through your rhyme-
and i kicked myself in the end cuz your shit was a waste of time-
You callin folks wack is funny in itself-
laughable like a homless bum flowin about his wealth-
your skills are takin a plunge, but thats not the worst of your fears-
your first lp sales are the lowest in the industry like martha stewarts career-
I burst a blood vessle in my eye at the statement with the stars-
cuz i was laughin hard as fuck about the flow about the cars-
you should never explain your verse if not asked about first-
nobody felt your shit TIM was sarcastic and I know the truth hurts-
You got the name duck cuz your the first one to hide-
when you see me rollin harder then lisa "left eyes" ride-
 
May 13, 2002
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this wack emcees a catastrophie, im not gonna change my name to paqos bitch, im gonna change it to your majesty//
you aint sick, you dont spit ill rhymes, look at this cat HIS ASS COULDNT KILL TIME//
your wack, it just shows what type of a man you are, trust me ive seen tighter rappers on a candy bar//
this cats so weak he coudnt beat the meat, introduce me to your toes and i still couldnt meet defeat//
so while you sleepin i be creepin in the deep end, im that poetic demon with acidic semon i spit 80 bars without even breathin//
to start beefin im quick like someone speakin in puertorican, after readin my shit like ray charles you aint seein//
your a bitch man, former hermaphodite, i chop off ya finger, now you cant type or grab a mic//
i sock you in the chest so hard you shoulder touch in front, my shits so phat, kris kross couldnt get me to jump//
its like im a venus fly trap your a lilac, battle me, my only question is wheres your mind at//
Ryme-Scheme??you need one…..Your just pure Babble//
I’ve seen more word play, with two retarded Special Ed kids playin scrabble//
How dare you try to Battle against these 25 bars of raw//
You know u aint right...I see your style as more of a southpaw//
Your shit talkin has got me mad-and-upset//
your just a scared girl at a juvinile consert, you talk, but you aint Back-it-up-yet//
See im allergic to wacker rappers and automatically sneeze, so when they rap after me i try not to breathe//


you suck son
 
Jun 11, 2002
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LMAO!

Your majesty my ass, Ill call you queen of the fairys-
You in never-never land, peter pan is gettin buried-
sockin me in the chest will give you a broken knuckle-
badboy eh? only when your playin the board game trouble-
You thought you were tight but you were passed like gas-
but air ain got no trouble escaping up out your ass-
notice i said up, cuz your face is to the ground while your ass is in the air-
cuz your gettin lyrically fucked up, bloodstained in your underwear-
not gonna lie your rhymes remind me of a dead end-
your like lil bow wow, priest right behind chasin on a moped-
your only 14 actin drunk offa apple cider-
go to school sniff the chalk and pretend to act wired-
"but yo check it son I can talk like the wu-tang see"-
25 bars of shit, don't mean a god damn thang 2 me-
personaaly you had the chance to run behind your cross-
before I marinate a reply with some weakass ducksauce-
can't comprehend like a whiteboy speakin phillipino-
a decent rhyme for you is alien, and odd like tarantino-
Ive seen harder rhymes in a cartoon on nickelodeon-
if your skills were a set of wheels your ass is a delorean-
old, beat up and ain worth gettin started-
you know whats Ironic?, you callin someone retarted-
Your slower then like when mase was on the mic-
don't trust your skills like a barber that has fucked up sight-
you got much more to lose cuz your only 14-
you need to go back home and pursue another dream-
cuz your a pup tryin hard to run with the topdoggs-
if i was a character in charolettes web, fuck a pig, id be a str8 hogg-
your gettin beat harder then tina turner did-
you asked for the best, but your gonna pass like an infant that had SIDS-
95% of the board knows me, no one knows even exist-
cuz im throwin you the towel to wipe that shit off your lips.
 
May 23, 2002
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Damn, Big Paqo... you lyrically murdered him. Good shit. Callz tha Siccness Flowz weak and he getz kiiled, thatz tha way to do it.

BTW, your Leatherfaced right? If you are, do you remember THA LOCCSTA 187 on your board Tha Aslum? That was me. I used to own Da Board Ov Death AKA Tha Board 4um Hell AKA Tha Sicc Sense. We used to be hella coo back then.
 
May 13, 2002
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okay all of your perceptions of whats ill are fucked up





mine:
Ryme-Scheme??you need one…..Your just pure Babble//
I’ve seen more word play, with two retarded Special Ed kids playin scrabble//
How dare you try to Battle against these 25 bars of raw//
You know u aint right...I see your style as more of a southpaw//
Your shit talkin has got me mad-and-upset//
your just a scared girl at a juvinile consert, you talk, but you aint Back-it-up-yet//


his:
old, beat up and ain worth gettin started-
you know whats Ironic?, you callin someone retarted-
Your slower then like when mase was on the mic-
don't trust your skills like a barber that has fucked up sight-
you got much more to lose cuz your only 14-
you need to go back home and pursue another dream-
cuz your a pup tryin hard to run with the topdoggs-
if i was a character in charolettes web, fuck a pig, id be a str8 hogg-



fuck that shit
 
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@masked man: geah i remember you homie. I helped you by uploading the pics so you can link them to my account. whatcha been up to folks?

stealth and tank much luv