So Im sitting here in my room smokin a joint...

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MeloTrauma

MeloTrauma

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when all of a sudden I hear a bang on my bedroom door. "I smell smoke in there, what are you doing?"

It was my moms and it freaked me out because I didnt think anybody was home, and now Im stoned with half a joint in my hand and Im caught red-handed with moms standin on the other side of the door. I said, "Im just smoking a cigarette."

She said, "Yeah right... dont smoke that shit in my house!" And walked away.

I felt like I was back in 1992, trying to sneak tokes in my bedroom and gettin busted by my parents. It felt like I havent progressed since then. In fact Ive regressed these past couple years. And now I feel shitty about myself.

I need to get back on my feet again. Living back at home at 28 years old aint no way to live.
 
Defy

Defy

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lol.....but that is kinda fucked up....I bet you're dumbass loaded but your high came down once the door got knocked on, so you got that uneasy high where you can't really enjoy it but your mind is still fucked....thats great, I'm gonna finish this bowl now :classic:
 
Gas One

Gas One

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1) you might be the only person left on earth who smokes zig zags that is under the age of 40.

2) you smoke pipes and bongs in the house, joints and blunts outside. aint you learn that in your teen years?

3) atleast you didnt get caught wacking off. at 28, your mom catching you masturbating is alot more harmful than her catching you smoking. your a grown man, grown men smoke weed, but grown men dont get caught spanking it by their 50 year old mothers.

4) as long as youre not stealing from your moms purse for beer....or still 'doing chores' for 'allowance..'

5) its your moms house, atleast respect her and dont fonk it up, blow one outside, G....moms aint tryna smell the bobby brown..

6) fucking a girl in your moms pad is awkward. thats enough reason to move back out. who the fuck wants to stop midstroke whisperin' and shit like "hold on...i think i hear someone..."
 
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CcytzO_Loc

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dont feel bad mayne.....last summer my mom left her boyfriend and a nice house cuz of problems.....i let her come live wit me in the hood cuz she was havin financial struggles......it was really hard at 1st cuz it was a one bedroom but we "upgraded" (if you call gettin an extra ghetto ass roach infested room an upgrade) to a 2 bedroom......im 27 so the shit was very hard for me to give up my bachelor pad......i feel you on that feelin like its 92 again shit.....but at least my mom smokes weed wit me now......so i aint gotta worry about that.....but like gas said its pretty much a no no when it comes to bitches.....i gotta fucc wit broads that got they own spot or got money for the telly cuz i aint payin for no room when i got one but i dont wanna be fuccin in the next room when my mom can hear that shit lol......
 
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hella_numb

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Gas One said:
3) atleast you didnt get caught wacking off. at 28, your mom catching you masturbating is alot more harmful than her catching you smoking. your a grown man, grown men smoke weed, but grown men dont get caught spanking it by their 50 year old mothers.
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