And I was gonna go outside and smoke a cig....Well I went and took off my apron(im a cook) and i turned around, and felt a slight breeze....So I'm like what's that?? Look down and my fuckin pants zipper busted, and my shits all wide open for the world to see... luckily my dick wasnt hangin out my boxers and shit but damn that was embarrassing....fuckin dickies...the top little latch thing was already busted and now this.
