So I got a new bumper sticker...

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May 13, 2002
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It says Kill Bush. It’s supposed to be like Kill Bill…I have the pic in my sig...

So anyways, I come to work with my new stylin bumper sticker and park next to the Jew-hating, Bush-Loving, anti-abortion, Ultra-Patriotic ex-marine co-worker of mine. (He has a beat up Geo with plastic as his back window held up by duct-tape and of course Bush/Cheney ’04 sticker next to his NRA sticker & Jesus Fish…)

Later in the day (about 30 min ago), I ask psycho for a cigarette (that’s about as far as our relationship goes- he’s the only other smoker at my work and from time to time we share cigs, although he asks me all the fucking time and this is probably the 2nd time I’ve asked him for one) and he says “NO! Not until you remove that sticker, you fucking traitor!” :lol: :lol:

So, being that I have such great communications skills I reply with, “Fuck you. Give me a cigarette and stop being so selfish. I give you smokes all the time.” He then brings up the fact that I, at one time in my life, was in a relationship and decided to have an abortion! He said something like, “Oh, like how you selfishly had an abortion?” Like that’s any of his fucking business, right! I don’t know how the fuck he knows about that, perhaps he learned that info from another coworker or an associate of minet. Anyways, I just looked at that fucking piece of shit and ALMOST lost it. If I was a few years younger I would have fucked him UP for sure. So, you know, I calmed myself and just laughed at him and took a break.

Now, I know this is partially my fault because I knew that my sticker would provoke anger, and that’s fine with me. But this is a work environment. What is on my own car is my business, not my coworkers. I don’t walk up to coworkers who have anti-abortion type stickers on their car and start shit and demand they remove it. Freedom of expression, right? But whatever, I’ve always enjoyed enraging fuck ups like him.

That’s my story for today. Just felt like sharing. :chinese:
 
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^^^lmao



and i saw this great bumper sticker today that had an american flag on it and said "these colors dont run the world"
 
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that is a dope bumper sticker!

I just laugh when i see someone driving around in a piece of shit car with Bush/Cheney stickers! IDIOTS!
 
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GET THIS SHIT IM BEHIND THIS STUPID BITCH AND SHES GOING LIKE 10 UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT AND SHE HAS A BUMPER STICKER THAT SAYS "Evolution is an anti-christ religon, Not Science" ROFL

THEN THIS BITCH TURNED INTO A CHRUCH LOT SO GO FIGURE

fuckin jesus freaks all uppity and defensive about science i love it.