SO CALLED HOMIES THAT TURN OUT 2 BE FAKE

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Aug 20, 2003
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HAVE YOU EVER HAD A HOMIE THAT SWORE UP AND DOWN THAT HE WOULD HAVE YOUR BACK THREW WHAT EVER.AND WHEN THE SHIT HIT THA FAN HE WOULD BITCH OUT.OR WORSE RUN AWAY IF SOME SHIT WENT DOWN.DAM I HAD THIS ONE FRIEND THAT USED 2 TALK ALL THIS SHIT ABOUT HOW DOWN HE WAS.THEN WE GOT RUSHED BY ABOUT 30 FOOLS AND HIS BITCH ASS RAN.IT WAS ME AND 7 OTHER HOMIES THAT STOOD OUR GROUND.THIS WAS ABOUT 8YEARS AGO.WELL THE REASON I BROGHT THIS SHIT UP IS BECAUSE I SAW HIS BITCH ASS LAST NIGHT.I SOCKED HIM DEAD IN HIS JAW IN FRONT OF HIS HOMIES .THEY DIDNT DO SHIT.THAT FAG IS STILL ON LEVA STATUS.AND FUCK A FAKE FRIEND.
 
Oct 13, 2003
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I knew this one nigga that slang yay. I needed some money to pay off some shit.I helped him out once so he had to help me out. He got caught for selling that shit and bitch ass pussy said I was an accomplis. He knew he probably wasnt gonna get his money back cause he was goin to jail and I was gonna move soon so he wouldnt know where I was. Nigga tried to take me down with him. Fuck that nigga. I had fools run from confrontations leavin me behind to do all the work. You never really know who really got your back till it come down to it. Yea its a bitch but at least you know what they about.
 
Apr 11, 2003
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Solidous_Snake said:
I knew this one nigga that slang yay. I needed some money to pay off some shit.I helped him out once so he had to help me out. He got caught for selling that shit and bitch ass pussy said I was an accomplis. He knew he probably wasnt gonna get his money back cause he was goin to jail and I was gonna move soon so he wouldnt know where I was. Nigga tried to take me down with him. Fuck that nigga. I had fools run from confrontations leavin me behind to do all the work. You never really know who really got your back till it come down to it. Yea its a bitch but at least you know what they about.


quit lyin'.... lol
 
Jun 27, 2002
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shit, my so called best friend fucked my lady and got her pregnant, and also gave her herpes, which she passed on to the kid....which i thought was mine....i also thought i gave her the herpes cause i fucked her sister and found out she had it...so me and my homie were kickin it and i went to the bathroom and came out and he was fuckin my lady right in front of me, so we fought and i busted his lip, but then he pulled out his strap and shot me....all along i thought i was doin this to protect the kid that i thought was mine and thought i gave me lady herpes....but it was his kid and his herpes
So after he shot me i walked to the hosital and said it was and accident and they stiched me up and i went home and told my lady she had to move out.....she said that my homeboy already moved in when i was in the hospital and the kid wasnt mine and she waas pregnant with his cousins baby....and i had to move out.
So then i call my cousin on his cell phone and i hear a cell phone ringin in the bathroom, and then i find his ass hidin in the shower buttnaked with my fuckin sister and shes on her knees....oh man I didnt know what to do....so i beat my sisters ass and tell my cousin to leave...and then my baby mama shows up to tell me that my homeboy thats fuckin my lady also got my sister pregnant.

now i cant trust my homies, im livin in my car and my kid really aint mine and i have herpes......

and yesterday i found out that my friend from High school is my mothers new husband....and she pregnant too....so my homeboy is gonna be my brothers dad.....

im gonna come up and move outta this trailer park one day
 
Aug 20, 2003
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MeloTrauma said:
Shit 30 heads??? I aint gonna lie, Id run too. Aint no shame in running when you see 30 heads turnin the corner ready to get yo ass.
MANG DATS A TRIP YALL BRING THIS UP ..CUS A WHILE BACK ME AND MY BOYS WAS GOING TO POPEYES CHICKEN ON MISSION IN FRISCO...WE WAS SEVEN DEEP AND THERES DIS ONE NIGGA DATWAS WITH US DAT'S ALWAYS RUNNIN HIS MOUTH TALKIN BOUT HE AINT NO SUCKA HE DOWN TO FUCK NIGGAS UP..SO DEN ONE OF DA FOOS WE WITH TRIES TO CHECK SOME LIL CHOLO ON DA CORNER SO DEN WE JUST WALK INSIDE DA POPEYES AND ORDER OUR FOOD...SO DEN SOME FOOS TALKIN BOUT.." BLOOD DAT FOO GONE COME BACK". DEN THERE WAS 5 OTHA FOOS INSIDE DA RESTRAUNT DAT WE WAS HELLA COO WITH AND DEY SAID IF SHIT WENT DOWN DEY GOT OUR BACK SO NOW WE LIK 12 DEEP.......SO NEXT THING U KNOW DAT LIL CHOLO COMES BACK WIHT 30+ NIGGAS AND DEY ALL SURROUND DA FUCKIN SPOT SO DEN ONE COMES IN AND STARTS POINTING AT DA FOO DAT ALWASY RUNNIN HIS MOUTH ..NEXT THING U KNOW DIS NIGGA SAYS " I DIDNT DO NOTHIN IT WAS HIM " AND HE POINTED AT MY BOY SO..SO DEN WE ALL START FUCKIN TOSSIN SHIET...MY BOY FUCKS ONE DUDE UP WITH A CHAIR AND IM OVER THER FUCKIN DUDE UP WITH A NAPKIN HOLSTER AND WHEN WE LOOK AROUND....DEM FOOS DAT WAS THERE BEFORE US DAT SAID DEY WAS GONE HELP US WERENT THERE NO MORE...DEY SCATTED RIGHT AFTER THEY HAD TOLD US THEY WAS GOEN GET OUR BACK IF SHIET WENT DOWN. SO WE OVER THER FIGHTIN HELL FOOS AND DEY SCARED TO COME IN DA STORE ...DEY HAVE UMBRELLAS PIPES STICKS AND FUCKIN BATS AND ONE FOO PULLED OUT A STRAP AND WAS POINTING IT AT US..SO ONE OF MY BOYS CRACKS HIM IN DA FACE AND DEN HE BACKS OFF AND SPITS IN MY BOYS FACE SO HE GETS MAD AND RUNS OUT AND DEYFUCK HIS FACE UP WIHT A BELT.....AND WHILE ALL DSI GOING DOWN DA FOO DAT WAS RUNNIN HIS MOUTH DA MOST WAS SITTIN IN DA CORNER LOOKIN SCARED AS FUCK...SO OUTTA NOWHERE DEM FUCKIN SCRAPS RUN AWAY AND WE LOOK AROUND LIEK WTF? AND WE JUST GET THE FUCK OUT OF DA RESTRAUNT...SO WE SEE DA OTHER FOOS DAT SAID DEY WAS GOEN GET OR BACK AND DEY TOLD US..." WE AINT LATINOS WE DONT FIGHT FOR COLORS" SO WE LOOKIN AT DEM LIKE..NIGGA WE WASNT FIGHTN FOR COLORS AND YALL SUPPOSED TO BE OUR BOYS .....SO DEY JUST GIGGLE AND WALK OFF I SWEAR TO GOD WE WAS FINNA FLASH ON DEM BUT WE HAD TO GET OUTTA THERE SO WE WAS LIEK FUCK IT....NEXT THING U KNOW DAT ONE FOO DAT ALWASY TALKIN SHIET STARTS TALKIN BOUT " MANG FUCK DEM SCRAPS LETS GO BACK ANDLOOK FOR DEM" MANG MY BOY WAS FINNA GO OFF ON HIM BUT THEN A 40 BOTTLE LANDS BY HIS FEET AND WEE LOK UP AND SOME FOOS LIVIN UP STAIRS FROM POPEYES WAS THROWIN BOTTLES AT US I GUESS ONE OF DA FOOS LIVED UPSTAIRS SO WE JUST BOOKED IT AND DEN WE TURNED AROUND AND DAT FOO DAT WAS RUNNIN HIS MOUTH WASNT THERE HAHAHA DAT SUCKA LEFT AND WE HAVENT SEEN HIM SINCE
 
Feb 8, 2003
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mustynutz said:
shit, my so called best friend fucked my lady and got her pregnant, and also gave her herpes, which she passed on to the kid....which i thought was mine....i also thought i gave her the herpes cause i fucked her sister and found out she had it...so me and my homie were kickin it and i went to the bathroom and came out and he was fuckin my lady right in front of me, so we fought and i busted his lip, but then he pulled out his strap and shot me....all along i thought i was doin this to protect the kid that i thought was mine and thought i gave me lady herpes....but it was his kid and his herpes
So after he shot me i walked to the hosital and said it was and accident and they stiched me up and i went home and told my lady she had to move out.....she said that my homeboy already moved in when i was in the hospital and the kid wasnt mine and she waas pregnant with his cousins baby....and i had to move out.
So then i call my cousin on his cell phone and i hear a cell phone ringin in the bathroom, and then i find his ass hidin in the shower buttnaked with my fuckin sister and shes on her knees....oh man I didnt know what to do....so i beat my sisters ass and tell my cousin to leave...and then my baby mama shows up to tell me that my homeboy thats fuckin my lady also got my sister pregnant.

now i cant trust my homies, im livin in my car and my kid really aint mine and i have herpes......

and yesterday i found out that my friend from High school is my mothers new husband....and she pregnant too....so my homeboy is gonna be my brothers dad.....

im gonna come up and move outta this trailer park one day



LMAO, if that story is true my bad for laughing.

Classic Shit!
Man thats the funniest reply I ever read on here. You really need to be a movie script writer you would get paid extremely playa.


Duece Out!
 
Jul 9, 2002
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Smokie so you mad at your boy because he was smart and took off when it was going to be an 8 on 30 situation? all of you fools should have ran there is nothing to gain by getting your ass stomped over what??
Sure you stood your ground, but so what who cares, you and 7 others got your asses beat but hey I guess its ok since you stood your ground and proved to yourself that you aint no punk.
 
Aug 20, 2003
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^^^^ come on man I thought of that fool as my brother.those fools that ran up on us most of em were bitches.I handeled a few of em no problmn.the only thing they did 2 me was I got a black eye and a few bruises.Nothing major happened 2 us.It all lasted like a minute.MAJOR CONFUSION.Those scraps grew some nuts that night.But they didnt do shit.Listen if someone says they got your back.and then shit goes down,and they flake out they a BITCH period point blank.JAZZFAN JUST CAUSE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND MY REASONS FOR MY ACTIONS YOU TRY 2 TALK DOWN ON ME LOL THATS FUNNY 2 ME YOU EVER BEEN IN A FIGHT YOU EVER BEEN IN A LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION EVER BACK ANYONE UP NA PROBLY NOT. YOU EVER BEEN A MAN OF YOUR WORD.You can miss me with all that bullshit.
 
Oct 13, 2003
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VSTXDJ said:
MANG DATS A TRIP YALL BRING THIS UP ..CUS A WHILE BACK ME AND MY BOYS WAS GOING TO POPEYES CHICKEN ON MISSION IN FRISCO...WE WAS SEVEN DEEP AND THERES DIS ONE NIGGA DATWAS WITH US DAT'S ALWAYS RUNNIN HIS MOUTH TALKIN BOUT HE AINT NO SUCKA HE DOWN TO FUCK NIGGAS UP..SO DEN ONE OF DA FOOS WE WITH TRIES TO CHECK SOME LIL CHOLO ON DA CORNER SO DEN WE JUST WALK INSIDE DA POPEYES AND ORDER OUR FOOD...SO DEN SOME FOOS TALKIN BOUT.." BLOOD DAT FOO GONE COME BACK". DEN THERE WAS 5 OTHA FOOS INSIDE DA RESTRAUNT DAT WE WAS HELLA COO WITH AND DEY SAID IF SHIT WENT DOWN DEY GOT OUR BACK SO NOW WE LIK 12 DEEP.......SO NEXT THING U KNOW DAT LIL CHOLO COMES BACK WIHT 30+ NIGGAS AND DEY ALL SURROUND DA FUCKIN SPOT SO DEN ONE COMES IN AND STARTS POINTING AT DA FOO DAT ALWASY RUNNIN HIS MOUTH ..NEXT THING U KNOW DIS NIGGA SAYS " I DIDNT DO NOTHIN IT WAS HIM " AND HE POINTED AT MY BOY SO..SO DEN WE ALL START FUCKIN TOSSIN SHIET...MY BOY FUCKS ONE DUDE UP WITH A CHAIR AND IM OVER THER FUCKIN DUDE UP WITH A NAPKIN HOLSTER AND WHEN WE LOOK AROUND....DEM FOOS DAT WAS THERE BEFORE US DAT SAID DEY WAS GONE HELP US WERENT THERE NO MORE...DEY SCATTED RIGHT AFTER THEY HAD TOLD US THEY WAS GOEN GET OUR BACK IF SHIET WENT DOWN. SO WE OVER THER FIGHTIN HELL FOOS AND DEY SCARED TO COME IN DA STORE ...DEY HAVE UMBRELLAS PIPES STICKS AND FUCKIN BATS AND ONE FOO PULLED OUT A STRAP AND WAS POINTING IT AT US..SO ONE OF MY BOYS CRACKS HIM IN DA FACE AND DEN HE BACKS OFF AND SPITS IN MY BOYS FACE SO HE GETS MAD AND RUNS OUT AND DEYFUCK HIS FACE UP WIHT A BELT.....AND WHILE ALL DSI GOING DOWN DA FOO DAT WAS RUNNIN HIS MOUTH DA MOST WAS SITTIN IN DA CORNER LOOKIN SCARED AS FUCK...SO OUTTA NOWHERE DEM FUCKIN SCRAPS RUN AWAY AND WE LOOK AROUND LIEK WTF? AND WE JUST GET THE FUCK OUT OF DA RESTRAUNT...SO WE SEE DA OTHER FOOS DAT SAID DEY WAS GOEN GET OR BACK AND DEY TOLD US..." WE AINT LATINOS WE DONT FIGHT FOR COLORS" SO WE LOOKIN AT DEM LIKE..NIGGA WE WASNT FIGHTN FOR COLORS AND YALL SUPPOSED TO BE OUR BOYS .....SO DEY JUST GIGGLE AND WALK OFF I SWEAR TO GOD WE WAS FINNA FLASH ON DEM BUT WE HAD TO GET OUTTA THERE SO WE WAS LIEK FUCK IT....NEXT THING U KNOW DAT ONE FOO DAT ALWASY TALKIN SHIET STARTS TALKIN BOUT " MANG FUCK DEM SCRAPS LETS GO BACK ANDLOOK FOR DEM" MANG MY BOY WAS FINNA GO OFF ON HIM BUT THEN A 40 BOTTLE LANDS BY HIS FEET AND WEE LOK UP AND SOME FOOS LIVIN UP STAIRS FROM POPEYES WAS THROWIN BOTTLES AT US I GUESS ONE OF DA FOOS LIVED UPSTAIRS SO WE JUST BOOKED IT AND DEN WE TURNED AROUND AND DAT FOO DAT WAS RUNNIN HIS MOUTH WASNT THERE HAHAHA DAT SUCKA LEFT AND WE HAVENT SEEN HIM SINCE
Where u be stayin at? I live on 24th and mission
 
Jul 3, 2002
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Actually VSTXDJ's story sounds pretty legit. Surenos got the mission infested like a motherfucker. Usually you fuck with one, and all he needs to do is whistle to have a army of them mothafuckaz out.