I just found my old book of Snaps. This whole damn book is funny.
Post em if you got em.
A Few Sex Snaps :
Your Sister sucks so much dick, she can sell her spit to a sperm bank.
Your Father is like cement, it takes him two days to get hard.
Just because you suck dick in a phone booth, it does not make you a call girl.
Your mother is like a doorknob because everyone takes a turn.
Your sister has been humped so much, her pussy went platinum.
Your mother is like a shotgun, one cock and she is ready to blow.
Your mother has a pussy on her hip, so she can make money on the side.
Your sister sucks dick so good, I had to pull the sheets out of my ass.
Your mother has so many crabs she walks sideways.
Tell your mother to stop wearing different colored lipsticks, bcause I'm getting a rainbow around my dick.
Post em if you got em.
A Few Sex Snaps :
Your Sister sucks so much dick, she can sell her spit to a sperm bank.
Your Father is like cement, it takes him two days to get hard.
Just because you suck dick in a phone booth, it does not make you a call girl.
Your mother is like a doorknob because everyone takes a turn.
Your sister has been humped so much, her pussy went platinum.
Your mother is like a shotgun, one cock and she is ready to blow.
Your mother has a pussy on her hip, so she can make money on the side.
Your sister sucks dick so good, I had to pull the sheets out of my ass.
Your mother has so many crabs she walks sideways.
Tell your mother to stop wearing different colored lipsticks, bcause I'm getting a rainbow around my dick.
