I'M AT THIS SPOT ON THE BEACH IN BEATIFUL ORANGE COUNTY, CA!!!
I'M WITH MY HOMIES AND MY LADY!!! IT'S THE END OF THE NIGHT,
MY LADY GOES TO CLOSE HER TAB AT THE BAR!!! I'M BEHIND HER WAITING,
AND THIS DRUNK DUDE JUST STARTS FEEL'N' UP ON MY LADIES ASS RIGHT INFRONT OF ME, HE DIDN'T KNOW I WAS WITH HER!!! MY LADY DIDN'T TRIP CUZ SHE WAS FACING THE BAR AND I WAS CUPPING THAT BOOTY ALL NIGHT, SO SHE THOUGHT IT WAS ME!!!
I LOOK AT OLE BOY AND SAY "WHAT THE FUCC YOU DO'N' TOUCH'N' MY LADY" HE LOOKS AT ME SMILES, SHRUGS HIS SHOULDERS, AND SAYS
"WHAT'S THE PROBLEM"!!!
I TOOK FLIGHT RIGHT THEN AND THERE!!! DROPPED HIS ASS RIGHT WHERE HE STOOD, THE BAR WAS SO CROWDED, BITCHES STARTED SCREAM'N' AND SHIT, AND I GET PUSHED OUT THE BACC OF THE BAR!!!
I'M OUTSIDE WITH MY LADY WAITING FOR MY HOMIES TO COME OUT, SOME OF THEM COME OUT, THEN I SEE OLE BOY WALKING TO HIS CAR WITH HIS HOMIES!!! I'M STANDING RIGHT INFRONT OF HIM AND HIS HOMIES AS THEY WALK BY, AND THEY DON'T EVEN RECOGNIZE ME, AND THEY'RE TALK'N' HELLA SHIT!!! THERE ALL SAYING "MAN I WISH I COULD SEE THAT GUY NOW, I'D FUCC HIM UP" AND THIS AND THAT!!! I SAY "YOU TALK'N' BOUT ME MUTHERFUCCER???" TO HIS HOMIE, AND BEFORE HE GOT A WORD OUT, HE WAS ON THE GROUND, OLE HAPPY HANDS AND HIS OTHER HOMIE ARE ALL BACC PEDDLING TALK'N' BOUT WE DON'T WANT TO FIGHT AND SHIT!!!
SECURITY COMES RUNNING OUT THE BAR, AND THEY AIN'T EVEN TRIP'N' ON ME, THEY ALREADY KNEW WHAT THE SITUATION WAS IN THE BAR, SO THEY WERE ALL APOLOGIZING TO ME, SAYING THEY SHOULD'VE KICCED OLE BOY OUT THE BAR MUCH EARLIER, THEY WOULD'VE DONE THE SAME THING IF THEY WERE IN MY POSITION!!!
I WAS SO HEATED, ESPECIALLY BY OLE BOYS FACE EXPRESSIONS AS HE WAS FEEL'N' UP ON MY LADY!!!
BUT BESIDES THAT, I HAD A BANG'N' ASS MEMORIAL WEEKEND!!!
I'M WITH MY HOMIES AND MY LADY!!! IT'S THE END OF THE NIGHT,
MY LADY GOES TO CLOSE HER TAB AT THE BAR!!! I'M BEHIND HER WAITING,
AND THIS DRUNK DUDE JUST STARTS FEEL'N' UP ON MY LADIES ASS RIGHT INFRONT OF ME, HE DIDN'T KNOW I WAS WITH HER!!! MY LADY DIDN'T TRIP CUZ SHE WAS FACING THE BAR AND I WAS CUPPING THAT BOOTY ALL NIGHT, SO SHE THOUGHT IT WAS ME!!!
I LOOK AT OLE BOY AND SAY "WHAT THE FUCC YOU DO'N' TOUCH'N' MY LADY" HE LOOKS AT ME SMILES, SHRUGS HIS SHOULDERS, AND SAYS
"WHAT'S THE PROBLEM"!!!
I TOOK FLIGHT RIGHT THEN AND THERE!!! DROPPED HIS ASS RIGHT WHERE HE STOOD, THE BAR WAS SO CROWDED, BITCHES STARTED SCREAM'N' AND SHIT, AND I GET PUSHED OUT THE BACC OF THE BAR!!!
I'M OUTSIDE WITH MY LADY WAITING FOR MY HOMIES TO COME OUT, SOME OF THEM COME OUT, THEN I SEE OLE BOY WALKING TO HIS CAR WITH HIS HOMIES!!! I'M STANDING RIGHT INFRONT OF HIM AND HIS HOMIES AS THEY WALK BY, AND THEY DON'T EVEN RECOGNIZE ME, AND THEY'RE TALK'N' HELLA SHIT!!! THERE ALL SAYING "MAN I WISH I COULD SEE THAT GUY NOW, I'D FUCC HIM UP" AND THIS AND THAT!!! I SAY "YOU TALK'N' BOUT ME MUTHERFUCCER???" TO HIS HOMIE, AND BEFORE HE GOT A WORD OUT, HE WAS ON THE GROUND, OLE HAPPY HANDS AND HIS OTHER HOMIE ARE ALL BACC PEDDLING TALK'N' BOUT WE DON'T WANT TO FIGHT AND SHIT!!!
SECURITY COMES RUNNING OUT THE BAR, AND THEY AIN'T EVEN TRIP'N' ON ME, THEY ALREADY KNEW WHAT THE SITUATION WAS IN THE BAR, SO THEY WERE ALL APOLOGIZING TO ME, SAYING THEY SHOULD'VE KICCED OLE BOY OUT THE BAR MUCH EARLIER, THEY WOULD'VE DONE THE SAME THING IF THEY WERE IN MY POSITION!!!
I WAS SO HEATED, ESPECIALLY BY OLE BOYS FACE EXPRESSIONS AS HE WAS FEEL'N' UP ON MY LADY!!!
BUT BESIDES THAT, I HAD A BANG'N' ASS MEMORIAL WEEKEND!!!