I went to the fuckin bank today to get some money and to get new checks. The joint produced a young broad, slightly overweight with a nice face and a pair of boobilyboobies that I wasn't nervous about staring at. She seemed to welcome the whites of the Thought's eyes upon her mounds of flesh and her cleave. So I asked about getting new checks and she said, "What? I'm sorry...I had my mind completely somewhere else....."
Like my effin CACK and BAWLS, right?
I was leaning on the counter and flirting and stuff as she was smiling and picturing me eating her out. So I swooned her with my charm and Dan Snyder hairdo and she said I couldn't get new checks unless I knew the last check number, so I said, "Once I get that number can I just go to the bank I usually go to and get that taken care of there?"
She said, "If you can just call here (gave me the bank card) then we could do it over the phone." Sounded like a fuckin cyber offer to me - and the best cyber chicks are usually fatasses anyway, from what I hear.
So she handed my my money and then took the card back from me and said, "If you could just ask for me, I can help you and I'll know who you are...."
Get this knobgobblers, she fuckin writes her name on the card. Epic. What customer service banker would do that? If I worked the teller job I'd want to avoid ALL phone calls. She goes, "So you'll probably be able to call today....or tomorrow?" I said, "Probably tomorrow.." I mean DAMN .....
So back to the original question (I'm thinking about those boobs by the way right now. She stood up once and has a pretty big ass, but tappable).....WHAT kind of customer service person would go out of their way to do that?
I'll answer it for you....
A chick who needs Deep dick FAST. Sometimes ya just gotta know when it's time for a slumpbuster.
I'm going to the g-store and buying some flour tonight and calling her tomorrow.
D-money
-out
Like my effin CACK and BAWLS, right?
I was leaning on the counter and flirting and stuff as she was smiling and picturing me eating her out. So I swooned her with my charm and Dan Snyder hairdo and she said I couldn't get new checks unless I knew the last check number, so I said, "Once I get that number can I just go to the bank I usually go to and get that taken care of there?"
She said, "If you can just call here (gave me the bank card) then we could do it over the phone." Sounded like a fuckin cyber offer to me - and the best cyber chicks are usually fatasses anyway, from what I hear.
So she handed my my money and then took the card back from me and said, "If you could just ask for me, I can help you and I'll know who you are...."
Get this knobgobblers, she fuckin writes her name on the card. Epic. What customer service banker would do that? If I worked the teller job I'd want to avoid ALL phone calls. She goes, "So you'll probably be able to call today....or tomorrow?" I said, "Probably tomorrow.." I mean DAMN .....
So back to the original question (I'm thinking about those boobs by the way right now. She stood up once and has a pretty big ass, but tappable).....WHAT kind of customer service person would go out of their way to do that?
I'll answer it for you....
A chick who needs Deep dick FAST. Sometimes ya just gotta know when it's time for a slumpbuster.
I'm going to the g-store and buying some flour tonight and calling her tomorrow.
D-money
-out
