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I enjoy long, spectacular walks on the beach, getting clubbed in the rain and serendipitous encounters with corn cobs. I really like piña coladas mixed with syrup, and romantic, candle-lit egg shells. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to Vincent Price. I travel frequently, especially to Canada, when I am not busy with work. (I am a bowling shoe disinfector.) I am looking for Empire State Building and beauty in the form of a oriental goddess. She should have the physique of Lisa Lisa and the toothpick of Janet. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my bicycle seats. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 13 days ago, and I have since become more funny.