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SLOWPOKE

SLOWPOKE

Sicc OG
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Nov 7, 2002
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OK,...BUDDY


HERE'S WHATS ON MY MIND,......IT'S BEEN A FEW SINCE I WALKED IN TO A SEX TOY STORE AND I HAD A FEW MINS ON MY HAND (IN THE BACK ROOM HANDS WHERE FULL SO I DID NOT ASK FOR HELP IN THIS CASE)

I WAS LOOKING AT THE SEX TOYS AND I CAME ACROSS THE SEX GAMES YOU KNOW THE KIND LIKE SPIN THE BOTTLE, ROLL THE DICE AND PERFORM THE SEX ACT, AND OF COURSE DJ LOON'S FAV THE BLOW UP DOLLS

WELL I CAME ACROSS A SEX BORAD GAME CALLED "WHO'S THE BIGGEST PERVERT" THE DAM THING COST 45 BONES AND I THOUGHT TO MY SELF,...

"SELF,.....SELF,....HAY SELF STOP LOOKING AT PUDGIE LOVERS 4 DVD COVER AND PEEP THIS OUT,...THEY GOT 216 CARDS WITH A QUESTION ON IT,...CAN YOU SEE IF THE SICCNESS CAN MATCH THAT?"

SO HERES WHAT I'M ASKING


I WANNA SEE:

A QUESTION OR (A FEW IF YOU CAN) OF WHAT DEFINES A PERVERT

AND A CONFESSION OR A FEW IF YOU GOT THEM


EXAMPLES

Q:
IF YOU EVER LIVED IN AN APARTMENT HAVE YOU THOUGHT YOU HEARD YOUR NEABORS HAVING SEX,...AND PUT YOUR EAR TO THE WALL?


C:
THERE WAS A OLD LADY SHE MUST HAVE BEEN LIKE 60-65 FULL GRAY HEAD OF HAIR AND EVERY THING,....WELL SHE WAS HEAVY TOP AND WHEN SHE BENT DOWN TO PICK SOME THING OF THE GROUND,...I LOOKED AT HER CLEAVAGE JUST LIKE IT WAS ANY OTHER WOMAN WITH DD'S

AND YES I DONE DID BOTH OF THESE AND I'LL DO IT AGIAN!!


SO MY GOAL IS TO FIND MORE THEN 214 QUSTIONS OR CONFESSIONS OF PERVERTIY!!!!

COME ON SICCNESS DONT LET ME DOWN,....

PINO CAN YOU COPY THIS LINK IN THE I-CANDY FOURM CAUSE FOR SOME RESON I CANT GET IIN THERE,...MUST BE MY COOKIES OR SOMETHING CAUSE I TRYED BUT CAN YOU DO THAT HOMIE? THANKS YOU MY ILLAPINO!!!!!!

PERVERTS COME ON OUT AND PUT THE LOTION DOWN! AND TYPE UP YOUR CONFESSIONS AND QUESTIONS


YADIDAMEANER MY OSCAR MYER WEENNERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YADIDA YEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
SLOWPOKE

SLOWPOKE

Sicc OG
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Nov 7, 2002
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HOW YOU EVER JACKED TO A NEWS CORASPONDENT (MONICA CORDOVA CH. 40 FOX SAC AND THAT OTHER MONICA THAT WAS ON CH. 13,...SHE COULD BE TALKING ABOUT A DRIVE BY,..A FLOOD ABOUT TO HAPPEN SHE WAS IN A RAIN COAT AND EVERYTHING,.......SHE STILL GOT THE JOB DONE,...)
 
bayGIANTS

bayGIANTS

Sicc OG
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May 29, 2002
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have you ever jacked it while imagining your homies girlfriend naked because all you could think about was fuckin her while you kicked it with them earlier that night?
 
SLOWPOKE

SLOWPOKE

Sicc OG
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Nov 7, 2002
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Q:
how you ever droped a pen to look up a girls skirt (when you was in high school)

have you ever in your perifial vison seen a lady about to cross they legs,....and you antisapated and panty peak?


have you ever took goggles to mackenly pool just you see deer foot's?
(and let a laff bubble out when you saw a woman scratch they ass or chochie area)
 
H

hitthegas

Sicc OG
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Jan 4, 2006
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bayGIANTS said:
have you ever jacked it while imagining your homies girlfriend naked because all you could think about was fuckin her while you kicked it with them earlier that night?
Click to expand...

that shit is pretty funny, i have felt like a perv then.
 
ColdBlooded

ColdBlooded

Sicc OG
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Apr 25, 2002
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Do you or have you ever?

1. sneaked a peak at a woman breast feeding a baby (YOU PERV!)

2. jerked off to the sound of your roommate or neighbors sexual escapades (YOU PERV!)

3. fantasize over a manikin at a department store (YOU PERV!)

4. are you a fuckin weirdo, doing doggystyle and other crazy Porno shit? (YOU PERV!)
 
mustynutz

mustynutz

Sicc OG
#12
Jun 27, 2002
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ok

have you ever wondered if your girlfriends mom can see your staring at her nipples and beautifully round ass and wonder if she likes it or not?

looked up an older woman or fat bitches skirt, just cause you could

jerked off while your girlfriend is sleepin?

fucked your girlfriend as she was passed out drunk and nut in her twice

fucked a bitch up the ass, and your beatin that shit up and your dick slips out and you go to put it back in and your feel a large amount of slimy matter and you check and see this bitch has practicallyu shit all over your dick, and it not just any shit...its green shit, so you wipe your hand off on her ass and go to the bathroomto clean up...and you come out and the bitch has her clothes on and acts like nothing happened, the room smells like shiiiiit, and this bitch has green doodoo all up in her undies and on her ass...and shes actin like nothings wrong

have you ever cum on a girls face and afterwards when she though she got it all off theres a glob on her upper cheek and you dont tell her and she talks to you for half the night with nut on her face as you try and hold a straight face.

jerked off to your friends older sisters bathing suit

attempted more then once to install a spycam in your hot roommates bedroom

been caught going down on your girlfriend and giving her a body spasmatic multiple orgasm both ass naked on the bed with no blankets spead eagle, and your damn near hummin the national anthem on this pussy while shes havin epileptic seizures from the violent eruption of orgasms only to have her 9 year old sister walk in and get the most graphic image of her young life

had a girl come over and give all seven of you head and the last guy pisses in her mouth


take pictures of dates as they were nude and sleeping

made a girl suck her own cum off your dick and then take it in the ass and then blow you until you came in her mouth, and then kick her out

tried to pick a girl up like a 6 pack

tried to stuff a bunch of skittles in girl cooch

tried to see if your homies moms nipples are hard cause its cold outside..and shes not even cute

though of what your homies 17 year old sister would look like in 5 years


jerked off to the though of your girlfriend getting gangraped as you laugh about it

used one of the following as lube...butter, vegetable/olive oil, hair grease, lotion,wd40, victorias secret lotion, lard, gel, etc

jerked off the EVERY imaginable form of porn possible at least once...while at work

fucked in a portapotty

attempted anal sex on your girlfriend while shes sleeping

ummmmmm
 
Defy

Defy

Cannabis Connoisseur
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Jan 23, 2006
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Rich City
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I know nothing I say will come close to mustynuts....




Have you ever jacked off in the kitchen, just because you could?

have you ever fucked a girl in the same bed as your homie is fucking a girl, and you pay more attention to the girl your potna is fucking?

Have you ever put peanut butter on your girl's pussy just to see if her dog would lick it off? did you put some on your dick too?

Have you ever had I threesome go so horribly wrong that the three of you are throwing up in the same garbage can buck ass naked cuz y'all drank too much? (its not fun....but I'd go through it again, fuckit)

Have you ever been on a date that left you hard, so you jacked off on the drive home?
 
Mr. Nice Guy

Mr. Nice Guy

Sicc OG
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Nov 24, 2003
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@Slowpoke - once you get a couple hundred of these, you gotta pick out the best 216 and post up The Official Siccness Perverted Test or something...

Have you ever jacked off in a public bathroom?

Have you ever done an exercise at the gym just to get a better view of a bitch there?

Have you ever hit a pedestrain because you were looking too hard at some bitch while you were driving?
 
mustynutz

mustynutz

Sicc OG
#18
Jun 27, 2002
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have you ever fucked a girl in the ass so hard her screasm caused police to be called to your house, and then you have to explain how your are NOT raping her and she is fine, while this girl is practically tremblin from getting her ass rocked (she loved it) and has actualy tears still on her face....?

got head on BART ?

the parking lot of claim jumpers on your birthday?

the parking lot at work and co workers lookin on from upstairs?

fucked your boss...?

saved your nuts in a small tupperware container for over a month just to mix in with a special treat for an enemy

gone into a girls room during a party..realized no one wasin there and went thru the underwear drawer and pulled out all the granny panties and wrote "WHORE" on the ass of each one with a permanent marker, then cuttin all the strings on the thongs...just cause

jerked on off someones toothbrush and laughed the next day as they brushed their teeth after sucking your dick...

pulled the tampax string out and straight put in work.....it wouldnt work without the sicc...

had your ass licked.....

participated in ghetto bukkakefest with a drunk bitch

fucked a drunk bitch doggystyle on the top stairs of the school while about 6 people watched from down below, then taken her panties and thrown them on the tall fence...where they stayed for over 6 months...blowing in the wind daily for all to see


ran a train on the same broad ?


talked to a girl on the bus your though was cute and ya'll seemed to hit it off hella cool...and when she gets off your boy tell you..."you know you fucked her right " ...and her face still doesnt look familiar, but your do remember fucking her
 
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