mama dont believe that santa clause touched me,/
sleepin on my stomach and he bum rushed me,/
fingerin my crack, and hes rubbing my balls,/
when i opened up my eyes, i seen santa clause,/
wit 2 big sacks, one hangin from his dick,/
which looked like a red & white peppermint stick,/
egg nog skeet quickly hit me on the face,/
how i know its egg nog? heh i took a taste./
at 8am i woke up wit my face crusty,/
went str8 to the tree, lettin noone touch me,/
forever its my secret that santa clause fucked me,/
whipped down my undies wit that forced entry,/
wit the elfs holdin me down as i get raped,/
its hard to escape when you are only eight,/
but my presents always tight, its a fair trade,right?,/
aint my fault but it happens every christmas night,/
