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Vamps

Vamps

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Unfortunately, I hadn't heard anyone talk about the movie Signs, so I rented it over the weeked..

It is one of the worst movies of all time. I can't think of a worse one actually. The aliens are dumb. They can make crop circles all over the world, but can't get past a board and nails? Your local hick is more threatening. A GLASS OF FUCKING WATER can kill them?

The kids were scary and ugly. I wanted them to die. The ending was HORRIBLE. They killed one alien and that's supposed to symbolize the defeat of all the aliens?? The kid has a book that tells everything that the aliens are going to do?? The movie was corny and would've been lame in 1982. I hate this movie! Never see this shit. Ever..





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Juan Million

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Apr 25, 2002
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Vamps said:
The kid has a book that tells everything that the aliens are going to do??
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In case you didn't get it...the movie was about fate and believing in the "signs" that proove God's existence.

I thought it was a good movie, but like pitty suggested...different strokes for different folks.
 
RaginHomosexual

RaginHomosexual

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pitty4thebitti said:


it's like that for every movie you watch in the theater's compared to home.
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lmao yeah toopers a moron....hes watching at home on his 12 inch tv and the speakers on the tv wondering "why the hell aint them big ol aliens been lookin bigguh? and why aint dat lial gurl beah screamin deeat loud?" while sticking his hand up his asshole
 
Blight

Blight

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May 12, 2002
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LMAO good review Vamps. Yeah i fell ya on the boards and nails stuff, but maybe they just evolved to rely their strength on technology, so their bodies are weak.

also if they have less gravity on their planet theyll be weaker than an average human.
 
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SOLO

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Blight said:

also if they have less gravity on their planet theyll be weaker than an average human.
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Good observation Blight. Also, if water was so harmful to the aliens, they wouldn't be able to walk around or expose themselves to our air & atmosphere...

In addition, that must be the only household out in the COUNTRY (i.e. rural!!) that doesn't keep at least one rifle in the house!! WTF!!

Right on Vamps...
 
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