Siccness promotional backfire. (food related)

[Gas One]

I have been FIENDING for some lunch meat lately.

sometimes i'll be in bed and i seriously see a packet of louis rich turkey.

and the more ive been thinking about it

we have all been subliminally forced to be hungry by siccness banners

you know all those food sigs? its the lunch meat banners fault.

so this thread is a tribute to lunch meat

both the rapper

and the sandwich meat

 

[DoucheBagFresh]

hillshire farms sliced honey ham goes hard,mmmmm

 

[Gas One]

if we can consider it lunch meat, peace to honey baked ham stores

they used to have one on geary in san fran they kept me fed for a good moment

 

[Gas One]

u know what i dont fuck with?

that lunch meat that got them black things in it

i used to be mad as fuck at my mom for packing that shit in my sandwich as a kid

ole bootleg ass russian meat

 

[DoucheBagFresh]

^i mean the lil sliced jump offs for sandwiches,i heard them honey ham stores ham is off the hook tho

 

[DoucheBagFresh]

u know what i dont fuck with?

that lunch meat that got them black things in it

i used to be mad as fuck at my mom for packing that shit in my sandwich as a kid

ole bootleg ass russian meat

pastrami? for sum reason whenever i buy pastrami for sandwiches to make at home it tastes like shit,kinda weird cuz togos pastrami joints are like my fav sandwich

 

[Gas One]

yeah sometimes honey baked ham be tryna act like they too cool for you and shit though, i walked up in a honey baked ham and these niggas straight ignored me. even after i leant up on the table and was like "helllloooOOooOOOoooo!!"

nigga did me like bus drivers do bus riders that run up and knock on the door all late at the red light

 

[Gas One]

naaah it aint pastrami

pastrami is like ragged type meat and shit
pastrami sandwiches are on hit

yeah its them circle lunch meat jawns

 

[Chree]

black forest ham is the shit

 

[DoucheBagFresh]

mystery meat perhaps,on that note bologne is well just that...bologne! i hate that shit its like eatin thinly sliced un cooked hot dogs

 

[Boogie The Mann]

Gotta give it up to Gallo salami sticks with that paper wrapper you gotta peel off,that with a 2 liter of coke while watchin the playoffs all day......

 

[DoucheBagFresh]

Gotta give it up to Gallo salami sticks with that paper wrapper you gotta peel off,that with a 2 liter of coke while watchin the playoffs all day......

and thats how you gain 5 pounds in one day...lmao but naw you aint lyin homie those are the shit

 

[Gas One]

what u talkin bout some ole, summer sausage? them jawn that be comin in the box and shit around xmas time

with the cheese

ill fuck some summer sausage up

 

[Gas One]

what u talkin bout some ole, summer sausage? them jawn that be comin in the box and shit around xmas time

with the cheese

 

[Gas One]

 

[DoucheBagFresh]

kinda like that but naw its actually one big ass log of salami shit like 1 foot long

 

[Boogie The Mann]

and thats how you gain 5 pounds in one day...lmao but naw you aint lyin homie those are the shit

Yah,I forgot to include that part....pretty bad for the complexion to.

Gas you talkin bout the foster farms gift sets with the cheese and sauseges.

 

[Gas One]

man i need to buy myself one of them this year

i used to put them in hot dog rolls...the slices obviously not the whole sausage

 

[Boogie The Mann]

I meant Hickory Farms

 

[Gas One]

yo and i love the two strawberry candies. its like uhh wtf, thanks?