Do you believe that when you are in a sudden accident, your life flashes before your eyes? Has it happend to you?
Well im here to tell you its not all what its wqashed up to be. No, no, my friend. I have encountered an event last night.
I was bussing a table that was sort of messy. They ate Shrimp coctails that are 4shrimp for 8bucks. Giant mo' fuckin shrimp too. So i cleaned the beans off the floor and grabbed some dishes to take away and i stepped on the wierdes thing. I had no clue what it was for a split second tho...
(WITHIN A SPLIT SECOND) I SAW the process of a shrimp being born,
it ate food,
it had sex,
it was alive,
it was captured in a net,
it died on a boat,
it was sold,
it was boxed,
it was delivered,
it was opened and it was cleaned,
it was cooked,
it was served,
it was eaten (except for its tail)
it was dropped disrespectfully on the floor,
the floor was built in 1890
the floor was refinished a few times
the floor today was clean and the wood is good
im stepping on A SHRIMP TAIL!
Howd i know it was a shrimp, i never stepped on a shrimp before. I just felt his life flash thu me and the floor of the resturants constuction went along with it. All in a split second. It was a fuckin trip, if i was high when i did it i would have told everyone. But i was totally sober and know know (and im telling you) that the whole life flashing before your eyes is not what its cracked up to be. Your brain just flashes a shit load of information across your concious in an overload when it is taken suddenly by suprise.
Well im here to tell you its not all what its wqashed up to be. No, no, my friend. I have encountered an event last night.
I was bussing a table that was sort of messy. They ate Shrimp coctails that are 4shrimp for 8bucks. Giant mo' fuckin shrimp too. So i cleaned the beans off the floor and grabbed some dishes to take away and i stepped on the wierdes thing. I had no clue what it was for a split second tho...
(WITHIN A SPLIT SECOND) I SAW the process of a shrimp being born,
it ate food,
it had sex,
it was alive,
it was captured in a net,
it died on a boat,
it was sold,
it was boxed,
it was delivered,
it was opened and it was cleaned,
it was cooked,
it was served,
it was eaten (except for its tail)
it was dropped disrespectfully on the floor,
the floor was built in 1890
the floor was refinished a few times
the floor today was clean and the wood is good
im stepping on A SHRIMP TAIL!
Howd i know it was a shrimp, i never stepped on a shrimp before. I just felt his life flash thu me and the floor of the resturants constuction went along with it. All in a split second. It was a fuckin trip, if i was high when i did it i would have told everyone. But i was totally sober and know know (and im telling you) that the whole life flashing before your eyes is not what its cracked up to be. Your brain just flashes a shit load of information across your concious in an overload when it is taken suddenly by suprise.
