Should I use this pick up line?
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pick the bitch up and beat the shit out of her
after she's bleeding on the ground for a few minutes throw her in the trunk of her car and then shoot her - the pussy will be cold so you will have to chop the pelvis off and throw it into the microwave until it gets nice and hot then fuck it
how's THAT for a pick up line
after she's bleeding on the ground for a few minutes throw her in the trunk of her car and then shoot her - the pussy will be cold so you will have to chop the pelvis off and throw it into the microwave until it gets nice and hot then fuck it
how's THAT for a pick up line
Thanks Sarge, I take it someone already tried that line on you.
Naw I wouldn't really say it like that, I'd be more discrete.
I'm really tryin' to see whatz up with this girl in my class though. I wouldn't say no shit like that, I'm a muthafuckin' gentleman.
@SHOHEI BABA, I don't know what to say about that pickup, thatz a lil too savage(if there is such a thing as too savage). LOL!
Naw I wouldn't really say it like that, I'd be more discrete.
I'm really tryin' to see whatz up with this girl in my class though. I wouldn't say no shit like that, I'm a muthafuckin' gentleman.
@SHOHEI BABA, I don't know what to say about that pickup, thatz a lil too savage(if there is such a thing as too savage). LOL!
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Hmm...well then perhaps if you run up to her and say this and take a somewhat opposite approach?
"OOOH SUGA WHEN I SEEN U FROM OVER DEAH I HAD TO RUN UP CUZ I WANT TO TAKE U OUT THE HOOD AND MAKE U MY QUEEN YES I MUST DRESS YOU UP IN THE FINEST MINKS AND FURS YOU DESERVE IT YOU SEXUAL THING I WILL BUY YOU THE NEWEST DIAMONDS THEY JUST HARVESTED OUT OF THE MINES AND WE CAN GO TO THE HOUSE ON THE HILLS WHERE YOU CAN LOUNGE BY THE POOL ALL DAY WHILE I WORK HARD TO BRING HOME THE CHEDDA CHEESE LETS GET STARTED ON OUR RELATIONSHIP MY BOOBIE CAT SWEET SEXUAL THANG WOULD YOU LIKE A FINE MINTED WINE OR PERHAPS SOME CRYSTAL?!?"
"OOOH SUGA WHEN I SEEN U FROM OVER DEAH I HAD TO RUN UP CUZ I WANT TO TAKE U OUT THE HOOD AND MAKE U MY QUEEN YES I MUST DRESS YOU UP IN THE FINEST MINKS AND FURS YOU DESERVE IT YOU SEXUAL THING I WILL BUY YOU THE NEWEST DIAMONDS THEY JUST HARVESTED OUT OF THE MINES AND WE CAN GO TO THE HOUSE ON THE HILLS WHERE YOU CAN LOUNGE BY THE POOL ALL DAY WHILE I WORK HARD TO BRING HOME THE CHEDDA CHEESE LETS GET STARTED ON OUR RELATIONSHIP MY BOOBIE CAT SWEET SEXUAL THANG WOULD YOU LIKE A FINE MINTED WINE OR PERHAPS SOME CRYSTAL?!?"