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EDJ

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ENJOY.......

A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading these keep in mind that these are first graders... "6" year-olds, because the last one is classic!

Better to be safe than.....................................punch a 5th grader.
Strike while the .............................................bug is close.
It's always darkest before..............................Daylight Saving Time.
Never underestimate the power of.................termites.
You can lead a horse to water but..................how?
Don't bite the hand that...................................looks dirty.
No news is.....................................................impossible.
A miss is as good as a....................................Mr.
You can't teach an old dog new......................math.
If you lie down with dogs, you'll....................stink in the morning.
Love all, trust.................................................me.
The pen is mightier than the............................pigs.
An idle mind is...............................................the best way to relax.
Where there's smoke there's............................pollution.
Happy the bride who.......................................gets all the presents.
A penny saved is.............................................not much.
Two's company, three's...................................the Musketeers.
Don't put off till tomorrow what......................you put on to go to bed.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry
..and.............................................................you have to blow your nose.
There are none so blind as...............................Stevie Wonder.
Children should be seen and not......................spanked or grounded.
If at first you don't succeed..............................get new batteries.
You get out of something only what you...........see in the picture on
the box.
When the blind leadeth the blind......................get out of the way.

And the favorite:

Better late than..................................................pregnant!!!!
 
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Better late than..................................................pregnant!!!!

Thats funny, hookers and bar sluts say the same thing.
 
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I Look at it from a finacial point of view from the hooker prospective, since a child would often put a 'hoe' that is hard up for cash, into a tighter spot, I'm pretty sure they wouldn't look forward to that unwelcome news.

As far as a bar slut, its going to conflict with her freelancing party schedule, and who is going to want to pay attention, to the obviously overly ran through, self-doubting, groupie of any dick.

That better?
 
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Sicx is My Hero

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little bastards should not be encouraged to speak unless spoken to

 
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My bust, I am use to people that can 'read inbetween the lines, guess I should quit assuming such things? In refernce to what I said earlier, I base this off of the MASS majority of indivduals that relate to these situations, not the entire concept of such things. For all things in that in which I often take for granted and exploit the situation in the simplist of my ways, should be explained as such. If it over-looks you, read my statements again, for it is all there.
 
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I guess I overlooked the full meaning of your brief statement, after my first response...and no I don't assume everybody has a common knowledge on this topic, since most people won't snare at there refelection in the mirror the night after such things, because who honestly considers themselves a bad person (generaly speaking)?
 

EDJ

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WHAT IS gOOD, WHAT IS BAD? ACCORDIN' TO WHO AND WHAT THEY BASE THEY BELIEF SYSTEM? BUT TO ANSWER THE QUESTION, NOWADAYS, PEOPLE ALWAYS gONNA ASSUME WHAT THEY DO IS RIgHT IN THEY EYES REgARDLESS OF WHAT THEY DOIN'.