SHEAKIN OUTTA BITCHES HOUSES!
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Haha when I was 18 I was going out with this bad ass 16 yr old snowbunny. We were fucking and all of the sudden mom came home!! Ohhh shit!! Was in her closet for like 1 hr sitting on boxes of shoes, make up and all kinds of shit butt naked. Hahaha white bitches are sooo dumb!! She kept trying to open the closet to give me a kiss and shit while im tripping praying her mom don't hear me. Managed to get my clothes on in her closet and booked it for her window, jumped out that bitch(which was high as fuck), hopped the fence and made it back to my car. Ahhh too many memories of being young and dumb!
when i was a youngin 19......slept over my gf's.....in the morning pops peeks his head in halfway and i just layed flat as fuck in the bead with the toes pointed sideways sweatin until she screamed at him to get the fuck out.........another time butt-ass naked in the kitchen trying to rehydrate and i hear her pops walking down the hall to the kitchen so i duck into the dining room and hide behind the slatted shutter for about 20 minutes while he makes his midnight snack.......LOL.....good times........
i personally do not have one but my buddy went to tj a few years ago, met a girl at a club, went back to her place (in tj). they go in the bathroom and start doing it until theres a bang at the door...its her pissed off mexican dad. my friend just threw on his jeans and jumped out the bathroom window with no shirt and shoes on. he ran as fast as he could until he hit a main street and caught a cab. he had to tell the custom agents he got robbed....which they easily believed
In Jr. High I hid in my girl's closet until I heard the parent yell "who's skateboard is this?!"
Another time this other girls Mom was a cop and when you are a kid you think cops will bust you for anything (more than now). I pretty much just jammed out the front door when she was in the kitchen. Haha...I was ghost.
Another time this other girls Mom was a cop and when you are a kid you think cops will bust you for anything (more than now). I pretty much just jammed out the front door when she was in the kitchen. Haha...I was ghost.
when i was 14 i was at this bitch house....and i sneaked through her window....it was like at 11 in at night..im fuckin her...and without any kind of sign her mom pops open the door...and i slide off the bed.....under the bed.....and i here her saying whos in here....she looked everywhere and she looked under the bed i slid out the otherside and ran to the back door and open it and hopped over the wall and got on my bike and went home.....the crazy thing was she never knew i slid out or never heard the doors shut...but god damn that mexican beezy had some fire head....now i think shes in prison for shooting at someone...lol
One time I was at this chicks pad just chillin. We was in her room and she took a shower. When she got out I was rubbin lotion on the bitch and we started kissin and was about to fuck until the garage door opened up. I had to hide in her closet. Mann I was cramped in that bitch for 2 hours fallin on and off to sleep and I had to shit. I was about to just give up and go downstairs and give myself up cause I had to shit so bad and it wasn't like I was gon get in trouble. But after 2 hours, she came back upstairs to her room to tell me that her parents makin her leave so I had to leave out the backdoor after they left. The first thing I did was take a massive shit. I was bout to walk out the backdoor then I stopped myself and said fuck it, im bout to go thru this bitches house and ransack for the goods! Mann I was so much in a hurry that I didn't find shit or cook shit! When I left I hopped in the car and went to the ashtray and pulled out half a vega blunt, lit that bitch and took a monster ass hit! That same shit happened on a different occasion with a different bitch!
i had to hide in a closet for like 2 hours myself when this bitches mom got home, she left to work to make it look like i wasn't there but the whole time i was in the closet. Her mom was inside the house, she came in the room twice and even looked inside her closet. I kept myself so quiet and didn't breath when she looked inside the closet, i had a bunch of dirty fucking clothes on top of me. Once i heard her mom get in the shower, i got dressed and walked out the front door. And as soon as I'm walking out the door, her mom yells out "Hey Candy did you forget something, I'm in the shower" .....what an experience though....
well when i was 20 i was fucken this bitch inside a rental car at the park....windows got all fogged up..and the police happen to roll by and caught us...the cop was like yall doin the foggy huh..i was like yea....he was coo though he let us go....but the shitty thang was when i dropped the beezy off at home he rfather was out side..i took off in my car down the street...lol
I got a story I didnt sneak out though i walked out anyway I remember i met this chick off myspace she said she didnt have no dude so we texted and talked. then that week i went over we watched a movie and i beat that pussy up made her bleed on the couch, after she cleaned up i started fucking her doggy all of a sudden the lock on here door started clinching she was like go in the closet. so i went in the closet put on my jeans, jordans, wife beater. It was her nigga that came home she got caught naked he was like who in here so i got ready in my stance bc i didnt know what was going down if he opens the closet door up nigga couldve had a weapon. so soon as he opened the door i stuck him with a clean two piece the nigga fell stumble to the kitchen and got out a butcher knife he swung but I quickly weaved then stuck him with a body shot following one to the eye he dropped the knife and was like mayne lets talk & started crying asking why i said nigga i didnt know nothing about you she said she was single. he ask her '"why you naked for and why blood on the couch did yall fuck" Her answer was no and she took a shower bc she started her period, i was like bullshit yeah we fucked mayne he was like "did yall fuck on the couch", i was like yep we did and on that recliner chair he was like damn not my football chair then he asked did i strap up i said yep its in your closet. so he proceeded choking the shit out out her and i pulled him off and I was like dont kill this bitch you want me to get you a beer but im out dueces. then the bitch texted me the next day saying she want to hook up again i ignored that hoe.
lol when i was 14 me and my homie were at this girls house and she had her friend over
we snuck into her room throgh the window and me and this girl were in the closet while my friend and the other girl were on the bed
next thing i hear is girl on the beds dad come into the room and start talkin about killin this little fuck in bed with his daughter
he didnt know that we were in the closet yet so i thought that we would be cool in there
then he starts askin the other girl where her friend went ,,, i didnt wait around to see if he would find us i just kicked the closet door open and ran through the house to the front door where the homie was waitin for me at the top of the street
as im runnin away i look back and could just see a silhouette of her dad standing in the door with a big ass plumber wrench in his hand lmao
then we almost go jumped that night walkin home lol
we snuck into her room throgh the window and me and this girl were in the closet while my friend and the other girl were on the bed
next thing i hear is girl on the beds dad come into the room and start talkin about killin this little fuck in bed with his daughter
he didnt know that we were in the closet yet so i thought that we would be cool in there
then he starts askin the other girl where her friend went ,,, i didnt wait around to see if he would find us i just kicked the closet door open and ran through the house to the front door where the homie was waitin for me at the top of the street
as im runnin away i look back and could just see a silhouette of her dad standing in the door with a big ass plumber wrench in his hand lmao
then we almost go jumped that night walkin home lol
when i was 17 i was fuckin wit this black/cuban broad.. her room was on the other side of the house, had her own bathroom etc, right next to the garage that had a door you can just go in and go straight to her room... i think i was gettin domed up or someshit but all i remember was being butt nekkid her mom comes across the house to say whats up to her daughter.. luckily the damn door was locked, there really was no place to hide so my ass was under the covers naked trippin the fuck out..i had all the blankets and pillow bunched up on me... i can hear them talkin, i think at one point her mom sat on the damn bed that i was on.. after she left i put my clothes on and boned the fuck out!!!!