Shaquita's New Years Resoloutions
1. All babies' daddies and mamas' will become husbands and wives and mothers and fathers.
2. The wizard will give ODB a Brain.
3. All Sisters will realize that a man that's only good for his money ain't no damn good.
4. Brothers, young and old, will realize that most women aren't "hoes."
5. Brothers and Sisters young and old, will realize that sincerity is the best aphrodisiac.
6. Blue Collar Brothers will be In! (Ain't nothing better than a brother that can love you right and fix that raggedy Corolla in the yard.)
7. Hip Hop will flourish untainted. People will actually believe Tupac is dead.
8. Puffy will get his teeth fixed. Puffy will retire.
9. Brothers and Sisters will realize that paying for somebody else's name to be across your a**, only makes you poorer.
10. We will never have to go to another black funeral, caused by "senseless crime."
11. BET will become all it can be. (I still got love.) BET will get some competition. (I wanna change the channel sometime.)
12. Jesse Jackson will get a JOB.
13. The King family will stop marketing MLK like he's Elvis.
14. Al Gore will drop by when he doesn't need anything from us.
15. Crack will DIE.
16. The next white woman to cross the street to get away from a black man will be jacked by a white man on the other side.
17. There will be more Black cops than black inmates.
18. We will actually be able to call the cops for help, and not call for help because of the cops.
19. There won't be one black drug dealer or prostitute in the movies next year.
20. Sisters will use some of that hair/nail money to take over the stock market.
21. Sisters will take back the nail salon, and beauty supply industry.
22. A Brother or Sister will put Bill Gates out of business.
23. Brothers will cease being players and pimps and opt to become role models instead.
24. Sisters will develop a more positive opinion of black men despite the negative opinion they may have of their father.
25. When blessed with a lump sum of cash, we'll head for the Realtor's office instead of the Lexus dealership.
26. After 35 years, we'll no longer be content with Dr. King's "dream" being a dream and demand that it becomes a reality!
And last -- but definitely not least...
27. We will return to our worship centers, kneel down and pray!
Whats your new years resoloution(-s)?
1. All babies' daddies and mamas' will become husbands and wives and mothers and fathers.
2. The wizard will give ODB a Brain.
3. All Sisters will realize that a man that's only good for his money ain't no damn good.
4. Brothers, young and old, will realize that most women aren't "hoes."
5. Brothers and Sisters young and old, will realize that sincerity is the best aphrodisiac.
6. Blue Collar Brothers will be In! (Ain't nothing better than a brother that can love you right and fix that raggedy Corolla in the yard.)
7. Hip Hop will flourish untainted. People will actually believe Tupac is dead.
8. Puffy will get his teeth fixed. Puffy will retire.
9. Brothers and Sisters will realize that paying for somebody else's name to be across your a**, only makes you poorer.
10. We will never have to go to another black funeral, caused by "senseless crime."
11. BET will become all it can be. (I still got love.) BET will get some competition. (I wanna change the channel sometime.)
12. Jesse Jackson will get a JOB.
13. The King family will stop marketing MLK like he's Elvis.
14. Al Gore will drop by when he doesn't need anything from us.
15. Crack will DIE.
16. The next white woman to cross the street to get away from a black man will be jacked by a white man on the other side.
17. There will be more Black cops than black inmates.
18. We will actually be able to call the cops for help, and not call for help because of the cops.
19. There won't be one black drug dealer or prostitute in the movies next year.
20. Sisters will use some of that hair/nail money to take over the stock market.
21. Sisters will take back the nail salon, and beauty supply industry.
22. A Brother or Sister will put Bill Gates out of business.
23. Brothers will cease being players and pimps and opt to become role models instead.
24. Sisters will develop a more positive opinion of black men despite the negative opinion they may have of their father.
25. When blessed with a lump sum of cash, we'll head for the Realtor's office instead of the Lexus dealership.
26. After 35 years, we'll no longer be content with Dr. King's "dream" being a dream and demand that it becomes a reality!
And last -- but definitely not least...
27. We will return to our worship centers, kneel down and pray!
Whats your new years resoloution(-s)?