They both relieve hella stress.
A big shout out goes to the jaw of that sorry sucker that disrespected me and pushed his girlfriend to the ground tonight at the bar.
Thanks for being fucking awesome and allowing me the pleasure of knocking you out with one punch.
I'd like to sincerely apologize to the 4 bar stools you knocked over on your way to the linoleum.
Thank you, Siccness, this has been your mid-week "Cool story, bro" story.