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EDJ

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SEX EDUCATIONX eDuCaTiOn***
Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age
rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about
'courting' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was
and how it was done. One day he took his question mother,
who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things
to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one
night and watch his older sister
and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning,
Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and
her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off
most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging
her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face
started looking funny. He must have thought so too,
because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her
heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as
smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble
finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because
pretty soon both of them started panting
and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have
been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time
'Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm
around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This
was when her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because
Sis told him she felt really hot. Finally, I found out what was
making them so sick-a big eel ;had
gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his
pants and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest,
anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting
away. When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her eyes
got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling
out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest
one she's ever seen; I should tell her about the ones down
at the lake by our house! Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to
kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she
grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a
muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head
to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her
legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he
helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a
fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend
almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel
by squashing it between them. After a while
they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend
got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew
because it just hung there, limp, and some of its insides
were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired
from the battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He
started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the eel
wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight
again. I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or
something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by
sitting on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally
killed the eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's
boyfriend peel its skin off and flush
it down the toilet.