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The Sesame Street Halloween Special 1

Elmo and Kermit AND THE ALIEN FROM MARS!!!!

One day, Elmo and Kermit seemed like they were on Mars. That’s because THEY WERE ON MARS!!!!!
"What Elmo and Green Frog doing on Mars?"Elmo asked Kermit.
"Well,Elmo,"Kermit explained, "Our job today is to build towns and cities for aliens."
“ARRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!” screamed Elmo, “Elmo afraid of scary aliens!!!!!”
“They probably not scary,” Kermit said, “And it’s pronouced ‘I`M afraid of scary aliens!!!!!!!!!” So Kermit set to work.
By the time he had created a mini mall,a flat,a town park and a university, Kermit asked Elmo, “Why am I doing all the work?”
Elmo was standing up and he was shivering and had turned as white as a sheet. “E-elmo too a-a-afraid!!!!” Two hours later, Kermit had completed a whole city.
“Hey!”a voice called, “Who’s that building?”
“HELP!!! ALIENS!!!” Elmo shouted. A hideous alien appeared. It had one eye, nine tentacles and was green all over. Oh, and don’t forget that he was dressed like a clown. “ELMO AFRAID OF CLOWNS!!!!”
“Greetings,” Kermit said, “We built you a city. I come in peace.”
“Oh yeah?” said the alien, “OH YEAH? WELL I DON’T! TAKE THAT!!!!” The alien shot a ray gun at Elmo and Elmo turned into a peanut.
“ARRRRGHHH!” screamed Kermit. Suddenly, the scenery changed. Outer space now looked like Kermit’s bedroom. “Phew,” Kermit sighed. “Just a dream!” Then he remembered something. “I’m taking Elmo to the movies today!”
At the cinemas, Elmo said to Kermit, “There new film Elmo wanna see!” Elmo was pointing to a poster. The poster read, ‘Elmo and Kermit and the alien from Mars!!!’
“Arrrrrrgggggghhhhh!!!!!!!!” Kermit screamed.


The Big Cheese

Night fell over Sesame Street and Elmo felt tired.
“Elmo go to bed,” Elmo yawned, “but first!” Elmo went to the fridge and got out some cheese. “Elmo like cheese!” Elmo said as he ate the cheese. Soon,Elmo crept upstairs and got into bed. Elmo soon found himself in a white place. Everything was completly white (except Elmo).
“Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!” cackled a voice from nowhere. Suddenly, there was some fog and out from the fog rose - the piece of cheese Elmo just ate???? It was,only it had two eyes,a mouth,a tie,two legs and two hands. “Greetings Elmo!”the cheese spoke, “I am....er...what was it again? Oh yeah, I am going to take over your dreams!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Be afraid,be very afraid!!!!”
“So what?”Elmo said, “Big deal! That won’t hurt anyone!”
“Oh,but it will!”the cheese explained, “For I plan for world domination! I will give you the biggest frights you’ve ever had!!!” Suddenly some Tweenie books and videos appeared around Elmo.
“Noooo!!!!”Elmo cried “Not the Tweenies!!! Not those stupid monkeys!!!!” Elmo got out a book called ‘What to do when some evil cheese takes over your dreams.’ “It says here,”Elmo read, “Try thinking of other things!” So Elmo tried to think of other things. “Must concentrate! Must think of other stuff! Must think of Elmo and Poppyduck winning the cup final!” Suddenly, the whole place turned into a soccer pitch. Then there came Poppyduck dressed in a football strip. She was scoring lots of goals! But then,the pitch wobbled.
“W-whats happening?” Poppyduck said. The whole pitch turned into the evil piece of cheese. “Er....” Poppyduck explained, “I have to get out of your dream now Elmo! It’s...er....time for a jam sandwich!” So,Poppyduck ran off.
“Ha ha ha ha ha ha!”the evil cheese laughed, “And now I will murder you!”
“What about Elmo’s needs?” Elmo asked.
“TOUGH!!!!”the evil cheese responded and put a knife through Elmo’s heart. Elmo suddenly woke up.
“Phew, it just dream.” Elmo said. Elmo suddenly found himself in Hell. He was sharing his bed with a demon. “Why Elmo here?”
“Don’t you remember?”the demon explained. “The cheese killed you!!”

 

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BERT MUTATES

It seemed a very very normal day ahead for Sesame Street.
But Ernie was creating a new drink for his friend Bert.
Meanwhile, Bert was reading his new book, ‘Pigeons Rule’.
Ernie came to Bert with the drinks saying, “Here’s a drink! Drink up!”
Bert swallowed the drink and began to mutate into a green,two headed creature with large wings.
The Bert creature broke out of the house and ate Elmo,Big Bird and Telly.
Ernie had to follow the Bert creature using his private jet.
Ernie seemed to have followed Bert far.
Ernie saw Bert eat the Statue of Liberty and make it look like a piece of broccoli.
Ernie folled Bert further and saw him eat Mount Rushmore.
The presidents of Mount Rushmore now looked like Kermit.
Ernie came closer to the monster and said to him,while holding out a drink,
“Drink my drink, it’ll make you return to normal!”
The monster grabbed the drink and made Ernie drink it.
So Ernie mutated and the two monsters ate everything.

What the devil?

It was a fine day at Sesame Street and Cookie Monster was eating lots of cookies.
“Eat any more of those and you’ll explode.”Big Bird said to Cookie Monster.
But just then, Cookie Monster did explode.
Cookie Monster found himself in Hell. He was face to face with The Devil.
“It seems like you’re here for eating too many unhealthy food products! Now you must read the world’s most boring book for all eternity!”
“Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Cookie Monster screamed.
Meanwhile, Big Bird was putting Cookie Monster’s pieces back together.
Lucky for him,a storm brewed in.
A thunderbolt hit the newly made Cookie Monster and Cookie Monster disappeared from Hell and The Devil had a big tantrum.
But some time later, Elmo was eating too many potato chips........(makes you in suspense,doesn’t it?)

Elmo and the Beanstalk

One day, Elmo was looking through his Miss Piggy bank but found out that he had no money at all.
Elmo suddenly had an idea. “Elmo will trade Elmo’s cow for some beans. Then,Elmo will climb a beanstalk and steal giant’s gold!”
Elmo took his cow into town.
He found a shop with a sign above the door reading, ‘Magic Bean Shop’.
Elmo went to the counter with his cow.
“Nice cow!”the man at the counter said, “It will be great in this hit show I’m planning called, ‘Cow and Chicken’! So here are the beans!”
Elmo dashed out with the magic beans.
Elmo planted the beans in the garden and the beanstalk began to grow.
Elmo didn’t climb the beanstalk,he took the lift.
He found himself at a giant bungalow. Elmo crept through the catflap and found two giant sacks of gold.
Suddenly, a voice bellowed through the room, “Fe fi fo feet! Do I smell some guy from Sesame Street?????”
A hideous giant monster soon appeared. He had the snout of a crocodile,the eyes of an owl,the claws of a cat,the tentacles of an octopus and a bear behind.
Elmo grabbed the bags of gold and ran towards the beanstalk.
Elmo did feel a little hungry so he began to eat the whole beanstalk.
The monster jumped down to get Elmo. The monster’s skin got caught on a helicopter.
He managed to get off the helicopter,started falling again and squashed the theme park, ‘Alton Towers’.
Meanwhile,Elmo was spening the gold on all the salami he could buy and also watched ‘Cow and Chicken’.

 

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All the time in the world

Elmo and Big Bird were walking along together one day and suddenly, a wormhole appeared and sucked Elmo and Big Bird in.
Big Bird and Elmo found themselves in a world of dinosaurs.
“Help!!!!!!!” Elmo cried. Big Bird suddenly found a button on a rock with the words, ‘Choose your weapon’.
Big Bird pressed it and got a ray gun. Big Bird used the gun to zap all the dinosaurs.
Elmo and Big Bird felt very tired so they fell asleep. When they woke up,they found themselves in the Middle Ages next to-A DRAGON!!!!
“Hellllp!!!” Elmo cried, “What to do,what to do?”
Big Bird pulled out from his very big pocket a fire extinguisher. Elmo was still screaming.
Big Bird sprayed the fire extinguisher over the dragon and the dragon died.
They both got tired and fell asleep. After they woke up,they saw a black demon holding a bomb with the words, ‘The end of the world is in a few seconds’.
Big Bird could stop the bomb and the end of the world but Elmo was panicing.
Big Bird simply took out the bomb’s batteries and put them in the bin.
“Okay!”the black demon said, “You defeated me! I surrender! I’ll now grant you one wish!”
“Can we go back to 1999?”Big Bird asked.
Light illumated the scene and Elmo and Big Bird were back at 1999-on the day before 2000!

 

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Night fell over Sesame Street and Elmo felt tired.

"Elmo go to bed," Elmo yawned, "but first!" Elmo went to the fridge and got out some cheese. "Elmo like cheese!" Elmo said as he ate the cheese. Soon,Elmo crept upstairs and got into bed. Elmo soon found himself in a white place. Everything was completly white (except Elmo).

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" cackled a voice from nowhere. Suddenly, there was some fog and out from the fog rose - the piece of cheese Elmo just ate???? It was,only it had two eyes,a mouth,a tie,two legs and two hands. "Greetings Elmo!"the cheese spoke, "I am....er...what was it again? Oh yeah, I am going to take over your dreams!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Be afraid,be very afraid!!!!"

"So what?"Elmo said, "Big deal! That won't hurt anyone!"

"Oh,but it will!"the cheese explained, "For I plan for world domination! I will give you the biggest frights you've ever had!!!" Suddenly some Tweenie books and videos appeared around Elmo.

"Noooo!!!!"Elmo cried "Not the Tweenies!!! Not those stupid monkeys!!!!" Elmo got out a book called 'What to do when some evil cheese takes over your dreams.' "It says here,"Elmo read, "Try thinking of other things!" So Elmo tried to think of other things. "Must concentrate! Must think of other stuff! Must think of Elmo and Poppyduck winning the cup final!" Suddenly, the whole place turned into a soccer pitch. Then there came Poppyduck dressed in a football strip. She was scoring lots of goals! But then,the pitch wobbled.

"W-whats happening?" Poppyduck said. The whole pitch turned into the evil piece of cheese. "Er...." Poppyduck explained, "I have to get out of your dream now Elmo! It's...er....time for a jam sandwich!" So,Poppyduck ran off.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"the evil cheese laughed, "And now I will murder you!"

"What about Elmo's needs?" Elmo asked.

"TOUGH!!!!"the evil cheese responded and put a knife through Elmo's heart. Elmo suddenly woke up.

"Phew, it just dream." Elmo said. Elmo suddenly found himself in Hell. He was sharing his bed with a demon. "Why Elmo here?"

"Don't you remember?"the demon explained. "The cheese killed you!!"