Sending Amsterdam "souveniers" through the mail
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Not tryin to dog on ya man,cause im not for sure.but do you seirously think that a dog can smell plant through a plastic bag,through a tube full of shampoo,and then through the plastic lining of the shampoo bottle?i think a shampoo bottle gettin shipped would be wierd enough,but i really dought a dog could smell through alll those layers ,especially through extremely fermented shampoo.personally i wouldnt do it.i herd about a buddy that got cops at his front door with a package of international drugs.if it really wasnt ment for your adress they will know.there the law,they will KNOW if it was for you or not,and if there not for sure,you better be sure that they will futher investigate.jus my 2 cents yo,good luck
^ A dog's sense of smell is incomprehensible for a human to understand.
Check it out... I searched Google and found this:
Dogs have about 25 times more olfactory (smell) receptors than humans do. These receptors occur in special sniffing cells deep in a dog's snout and are what allow a dog to "out-smell" humans.
Dogs can sense odors at concentrations nearly 100 million times lower than humans can.
Check it out... I searched Google and found this:
Dogs have about 25 times more olfactory (smell) receptors than humans do. These receptors occur in special sniffing cells deep in a dog's snout and are what allow a dog to "out-smell" humans.
Dogs can sense odors at concentrations nearly 100 million times lower than humans can.
I wouldnt send it in the mail, but if you do dont send it in a package. Get some hash and flatten it and put it in a birthday card. People are less likely to check cards that look like regular mail than they are to check boxes.
And don't put a return address on it, and send it out to an abandoned how near where you live. That way if shit gets fucked up they wont know who sent it or who is supposed to receive it.
All I know is that when I left Amsterdam I got strip searched by the fucking French. There were 80 people on my bus - Chinese, French, English, German, Dutch, Indian...tons of people. But the only people that got strip searched were the Americans (fuck the French). They went through everything we had and when they realized we were coming from Amsterdam they had a FIELD DAY with us. So if they're gonna check Americans just to fuck them, you better believe there's a chance they'll check most of the mail going to America.
Your best bet is to get a Zippo lighter. Pull out the cotton part in the bottom where you're supposed to fill it up with fluid, and put a few grams of hash in there. Then just through the Zippo in the bottom of one of your bags. Customs will never go as far as to open up a Zippo. But then again...I never came across any dogs at customs or the airport.
And don't put a return address on it, and send it out to an abandoned how near where you live. That way if shit gets fucked up they wont know who sent it or who is supposed to receive it.
All I know is that when I left Amsterdam I got strip searched by the fucking French. There were 80 people on my bus - Chinese, French, English, German, Dutch, Indian...tons of people. But the only people that got strip searched were the Americans (fuck the French). They went through everything we had and when they realized we were coming from Amsterdam they had a FIELD DAY with us. So if they're gonna check Americans just to fuck them, you better believe there's a chance they'll check most of the mail going to America.
Your best bet is to get a Zippo lighter. Pull out the cotton part in the bottom where you're supposed to fill it up with fluid, and put a few grams of hash in there. Then just through the Zippo in the bottom of one of your bags. Customs will never go as far as to open up a Zippo. But then again...I never came across any dogs at customs or the airport.
please believe that they have your name down on a list somewhere.
i got caught with a lil bit of pot at the airport once...they didn't even trip - just told me it was contraband and i couldnt bring it on, but that they wouldnt bring the police into it cause it was a small amount...
everytime i've flown since, my bags get ransacked though...everything gets rearranged and homeland security leaves a "notification of search" flier in my luggage
i got caught with a lil bit of pot at the airport once...they didn't even trip - just told me it was contraband and i couldnt bring it on, but that they wouldnt bring the police into it cause it was a small amount...
everytime i've flown since, my bags get ransacked though...everything gets rearranged and homeland security leaves a "notification of search" flier in my luggage
Some people I know tried sending some souveniers, and it didn't come back to the states. Either that or their neighbors jacked them, but there were cool with them so I doubt it. I'm pretty sure they'd have dogs sniffing every package, they're not stupid...
Oh yeah, fuck homeland security. That's what people with guns are for.
Oh yeah, fuck homeland security. That's what people with guns are for.
I'd rather keep the shit on my going thru the airport....then just put it into my carry on once I get past customs....I think mailing any sort of package from amsterdam might send the wrong idea and get your shit searched....plus why risk having the shit get lost or found by an employee....wear some boxer-briefs and keep the shit in your drawls, right where the pocket thing is....
