Self-absorbed friends

[Da Yayologist]

Anyone got one of these? Someone you kick it with every now and then who insist on telling you just a little too much w/ every little single detail about their life.

I swear, there's this one dude who I met in school who calls me fucking constantly to update me on what he bought off eBay today, what kind of coffee he had this morning, tells me every single female in the spot is checking him out, which co-worker got beef and is "hating" on him at his Kinko's job today, which one of his homies girlfriends he's gonna "steal", what pink shirt he's rockin' today, what he had at Mickey D's, how many times he shit today...etc., and that's just the first 20 min.



(I am not kidding y'all.)

Would you cut them off or keep em around for humor?

 

[MEXCOM]

Friends don't let friends wear pink.

 

[Da Yayologist]

Friends don't let friends wear pink.

Dawg, I tried warning him. There are so many ways to tell a grown man nicely who's not a real-life pimp that the shit look gay as fuck.

 

[Da Yayologist]

Yea, this dude just got a Technics SL-1200 and a bootleg of Garage Band and plays me his wack drum kicks over the phone and swears he's gonna be the biggest thing since Q-Bert outta DC.

 

[Da Yayologist]

Ya feel? "Check it out, dawg. Tight, huh? I spent 3 hrs. on that beat"

Me: *Yawn*

 

[40ozThugsta]

yeaa i know people like that
they go on forever about their lives...
and im like that's coo...
but i mean i don't really like telling people about my business..
u know... but some people just love
to tell you every detail about themselves damm...

in the words of The Joker "I didn't Ask"

 

[mustynutz]

damn i swear you know my homie....he calls me and tells me EVERYTHING and brags about the shit all day....i gotta cut him off and get off the phone...

its gets to be too damn much.....

 

[gimpypimp]

This is fuckin' comedy....I think everyone has a friend or two like that...

But what are you gonna do...I don't have the heart to tell him to shut the fuck up...as much as I may want to.

Plus...they're a friend...despite the annoyance.....

 

[Stealth]

what pink shirt he's rockin' today

He doesnt keep his pink collar popped, does he?

Cuz that usually means he's strapped or something..

But on the real...if the dude is a douchebag, steals from you, lies, fucks with you...I'd cut him off. But if he's just self absorbed...it doesn't mean he's a bad person. Maybe you ought to let him know and see how he handles it or something. I have a lot of kids I know that are annoying as fuck, but they're not bad people. I can't even think straight when they're around cuz they piss me off, but I know they'd never steal off me or fuck me over. Its nice to have people like that around you.

I'd say talk to the dude about his attitude and see what he has to say, but I make it a personal to point to only cut people out of my life if I think they're liars or thieves or dishonest people.

 

[GeeZus]

LOL...

YUP, I GOT LIKE DAT TOO....

MATTA FACT, JUS A FEW MONTHZ HE WAZ TELLIN ME BOUT HOW GOOD HIZ GURLZ PUSSY IZ....

AN HE ACTUALLY SED... " IM TELLIN U HOMIE, U SHOULD HAVE BEEN DERE "

I WAZ LIKE " WTF MAYN ??? "

DEN HE SED " IF I EVER BREAK UP WIT HER, U SHOULD TRY HER AN U WOULD KNO WHUT IM TAWKIN ABOUT"

FUNNY THING IZ, HE TOLD DA WRONG DOOD ( ANUTHA 1 OF MY POTNAZ ) AN DAT SAME DOOD RAN UP IN OL GURL BEHIND HIZ BAK....

WHEN HE FOUND OUT HE HAD DA NERVE 2 GET MAD AN STOP TAWK'N 2 HIM.....

BUT HE STILL WIT DA BEEZY ...

This is fuckin' comedy....I think everyone has a friend or two like that...

FASHO...

I CUT 1 OF'EM OFF CUZ DOOD CALL'D MA CELL ERYDAY 2 TELL ME RANDOM BULLSHIT....

BUT DA LAST TIME WAZ WHEN HE CALL'D ME AT 2 AM JUS TO TELL ME HE GOT 2ND MOST KILLZ IN HALO 2 ( WHILE I WAZ FUKK'N DIS BEEZY, )....

I SET'EM HIM STR8 " NIGGA I DONT GIVAFUK BOUT DAT SHIT , IM GETT'N SUM PUSSY !!!!"

HIZ RESPONSE : "MA BAD DAWG, I'LL TELL U BOUT IT IN DA MORNIN"


GET DA FUK OUTTA HERE !!!!!

But what are you gonna do...I don't have the heart to tell him to shut the fuck up...

I DO !!


-GEEzUz

 

[moonpizzle]

funny thread. Im sure we all know people like this...I know growing up there was one friend in perticular that fits your discription to a T. Maybe some people would consider me this way.