Seahawks vs Bears, Sexy Rexy starting QB

[2-0-Sixx]

I'm pissed, i don't think I can make this game......



Grossman to start in place of injured Griese against Seahawks

LAKE FOREST, Ill. -- Rex Grossman has his job back as the starting quarterback of the Chicago Bears, replacing injured Brian Griese for Sunday's game at Seattle.

Bears coach Lovie Smith made the announcement on Wednesday and his choice of Grossman was apparently not based solely on Griese's sprained shoulder.

"We're going to go with who gives us the best opportunity to win," Smith said.

Grossman said he hopes to be the starter for the remainder of the season.

"I'm trying to keep this job for the rest of the season, I think that's a given. I've already been benched, what are they going to do to me? I've been there and I don't want to go back," Grossman said.

"I'm just excited about going out and playing football and not worrying about the repercussions of it."

Griese took over for the struggling Grossman after the third game this season, but sprained his left shoulder when he was hit late in the first half of the Bears' game against Oakland on Sunday.

Grossman relieved Griese and threw a 59-yard, go-ahead touchdown pass to Bernard Berrian with 3:11 to play as the Bears rallied for a 17-6 victory.

During practice on Wednesday at Halas Hall, Grossman took snaps with the first team, while Griese was in a baseball cap. Griese told reporters he hoped to practice Thursday and be able to play Sunday, but that's not the scenario Smith mapped out. Smith said both quarterbacks had been informed of the switch for Sunday's game.

Griese has completed 62 percent of his passes and has nine touchdown passes with 10 interceptions, including four in one game against Detroit. Chicago is 3-3 in games he has started.

Grossman has completed 52 percent with two touchdown passes and six interceptions. The Bears are 1-2 with him as a starter this season.

 

[xpanther206]

I ain't making this one either, I will be flying back for the Arizona and Baltimore games, however.

 

[2-0-Sixx]

I haven't made a game all season (first time in a long time), but I was checking stubhub for tickets for this game and it's pretty damn expensive. At least $200-$300 (each) for decent seats. Or pay $150 for the very upper seats, or $500-$600 on the 50 yard line, lol fuck that!!

 

[Chree]

why not neckbeard?

 

[B-Buzz]

I'm gonna be on a flight back to Chicago, so no Rextasy for me either.
It could end up being a pretty high scoring game if Da Bears air it out like I think they're going to be.

 

[Skizzy Ske]

man i was pissed, i was supposed to go the 9ers vs seahawks game buuuut shit happened...kinda off topic..my bad..ne who, sexy rexy is gonna prove all of us that hes a hall of fame qb!!

 

[WayCide-Ridah]

seahawks by 14

 

[45park1904]

"sexy rexy"? wtf?

 

[2-0-Sixx]

Grossman has also earned several nicknames over the course of his football career. While at the University of Florida, head coach Steve Spurrier dubbed him “Sexy Rexy." The nickname earned national recognition when teammate Muhsin Muhammad used the nickname while introducing Grossman during a starting line-up segment on ESPN Monday Night Football.[49] Grossman was also infamously known as "Rex Glassman" and "Wrecks Grossman" due to his injury-prone years.[50] After the mid-point of the 2006 season, commentators and fans would refer to Grossman as either "Good Rex" or "Bad Rex" depending on how he performed in a game.[51]​

 

[Defy]

them bunnies with rexy sure are sexy

 

[2-0-Sixx]

Rex Grossman Dairy from last year:

Is that Berrian? I think he's triple-covered. You know what? Fuck it. I'm throwing it downfield.

Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But fuck that. Dumpoff passes are for faggots. I'm fucking Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can't, I bet I'll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard.

What's that? I should throw a quick slant? Fuck that. That's gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is fucking football. You can't just expect wins to come to you. You can't massage that shit. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving shit out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You're a pussy. This ain't John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexy's got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.

Okay, I'm throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She fucking wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.

Oh shit. Looks like Samuel caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt fucking great to throw that shit. Tell me that wasn't one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I'm gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I'm gonna nail him right between the fucking eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can.

This is Rex Grossman we're talking about here. We're talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I'm not just a gunslinger. I'm a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am fucking out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I'll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I'm gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it's worth. It tells them I throw like I fuck. That's how we do things in the sexy business.

Tell me you're not turned on right now. I am.​

 

[Chree]

lmfao

 

[Skizzy Ske]

Rex Grossman Dairy from last year:

Is that Berrian? I think he's triple-covered. You know what? Fuck it. I'm throwing it downfield.

Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But fuck that. Dumpoff passes are for faggots. I'm fucking Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can't, I bet I'll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard.

What's that? I should throw a quick slant? Fuck that. That's gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is fucking football. You can't just expect wins to come to you. You can't massage that shit. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving shit out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You're a pussy. This ain't John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexy's got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.

Okay, I'm throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She fucking wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.

Oh shit. Looks like Samuel caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt fucking great to throw that shit. Tell me that wasn't one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I'm gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I'm gonna nail him right between the fucking eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can.

This is Rex Grossman we're talking about here. We're talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I'm not just a gunslinger. I'm a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am fucking out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I'll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I'm gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it's worth. It tells them I throw like I fuck. That's how we do things in the sexy business.

Tell me you're not turned on right now. I am.​

LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!! man u have a little too much time typing all that out, buuuuuuuuuuuuuuut props cuz u made it fucking HILARIOUS!!!!! LOL!!!

sexy rexy...soooooooooooooooo sexy!! OHWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

 

[2-0-Sixx]

i didn't type it, was posted on some blog last year

 

[Defy]

I think you posted it before here too.....that shit is still hella funny tho

Okay, I'm throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She fucking wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.

LMAO!

 

[Defy]

LOL

 

[Skizzy Ske]

comeddddddddddy thread!

 

[2-0-Sixx]

I know, I feel guilty, I'm a die hard bears fan too. fuck, I feel like a traitor.

On the real, this game has me torn as fuck though. I love my bears, but I think I got to go for the hawks for the simple fact that I don't think the bears will make the playoffs this year.

 

[Defy]

^I take it you want the bears to keep losing games so y'all can draft a qb?

 

[2-0-Sixx]

No, I wish they were winning games and I'd prefer if Grossman turned out good, but that's not going to happen, not in Chicago anyways.

da bears problems unfortunately aren't limited to the QB position. They also have one of the worst running games in the NFL, so they need a new RB and probably need to upgrade the o-line (most of them are getting really old). They also have probably the worst offensive coordinator, Ron Turner, so hopefully he gets fired. Add to that a shit load of injuries on defense and you have yourself at 4-5. With the way Green Bay and even Detroit are playing, I just don't think they can make the playoffs this year.

And the problem with drafting a QB is that is a project. It takes time to develop a young QB. So next season they will still be left with Griese, Orton and possibly Grossman, although his contract expires at the end of the season. Anyway you look at it, they will be hurting at that position for some time. I'd rather have them draft a RB first round and at least try to get a solid running game going and rely on defense and special teams and draft a QB in the later rounds. I don't know though, it's tough to prioritize.