Oh wow, just wow! We have all seen midget porn before, but Mini-Me is just gross and deformed, no one should see him naked! Just seeing him pee on The Surreal Life was bad enough, but now TMZ has a clip of him kissing his girlfriend, from a supposed sex tape!
Watch Clip Here.
Why have the sex tape gods forsaken us? The last sex tape to surface (that nobody wanted the see) was of Jimi Hendirx and while he have been praying for a Lindsay Lohan sex video, or someone equally as good, and they give us Verne Troyer!
Bastards!
The sad thing is you know you are curious to see what his junk looks like, I think it is going to be the size of a coke can with a big, pink triangle head.
Who is the skank, gross enough to bang Mini-Me (women will do anything to be famous)?TMZ just lists her as his "former live-in girlfriend."
SugarDVD has offered $100k to distribute the tape, and trust me as soon as it is available we will let you know.
