Savage ass turtle

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Dec 25, 2003
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Shit is just hella funny to me for some reason.

Goin in sig.

From youtube "A tortoise in our garden defends it's territory against invading cats. Visit www.killertortoise.com"

 

mouth_my_nuts

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Feb 16, 2006
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that lil motha fucka needs some weed hits, nah fuck that he'd go for the lip tryin to blow a hit at him--actually you could just hold his ass and blow hits in his shell....or give him some food. It was movin kinda quick for a turtle...
 

Gas One

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May 24, 2006
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see you can tell them is white people cats

put that turtle in the police car and take em to the wrong side of town an open the door on stray cat alley block..rol his ass out...

that turtle would come out that alley wearing 2-ply toilet tissue and no shell..

mutha fucka would get his head busted around some real g's
 

WXS STOMP3R

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MY BOY USED TO HAVE A SNAPPING TURTLE...IT HAD A SPIKY SHELL AND A SHARP BEAK WITH SOME STRONG JAWS...AND IT WAS MEAN WE USED TO GIVE IT BIG STICKS AND BRICKS...IT WOULD BREAK IT IN IT'S JAWS...THAT TURTLE USED TO SCARE ALL THE DOGS AND ANIMALS... EVEN THE KIDS KNEW TO STAY AWAY FROM THAT FUCKER, ALSO I HEARD HE ALSO BIT A CHAP ONE TIME CAUSE HE SMELLED LIKE A SKUNK...NOW THAT BUSTER HAS A TURTLE PHOBIA.