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when i worked at an am/pm store i seen a kid take a energy drink , some mid 30s white lady told me , i didnt care but for fun i told him if he came back i'd rush him lol they looked me like i was crazy i told them just tell him i aint really gonna do it i dont care ,
i was workin a shift late night and my coworker was a girl who was like 5'2 and maybe 100 pounds

this big ass fat guy came in and tried to snatch and run a 12 pack of keystone (lmao at stealing cheap beer) and this girl chased him out of the store and tackled him in the parking lot...

i think it was a mix of his pants falling down and her tackling him but either way she took him down lol
 

Gas One

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May 24, 2006
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that reminds of of when my roomate sasquach tried to steal like 300 dollars worth of shit out the store in a cart in the grocery store on some i paid for this shit, got chased and fell over a fuckin bush in between the parking lot divider

some people also arent good at running

we used to do hella stupid shit at the grocery store and i was prolly like 23 24...like stealin 28 dollar steaks straight out the meat dept in safeway and goin home eating liek kings

looking back putting steaks underneath my shirt wasnt that cool but it did keep me fed well]

sasquach was just one of those thug motivation 101 lets get it mutha fuckas, if he caught you on your saucy day you might wake up with hella stolen shit and extra money and peoples credit cards like what the fuck happened
 
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we used to steal shit all the time , im fat but i always played sports so i could either run fast enough to the car or they wouldnt wanna chase me in the first place, steaks , and beer, couple times when i was in my teens i used to wait til they called someones # out for food and i'd just grab it and run , what was i supposed to do im high and hungry with no money
 
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we tried to steal a bottle from albertsons and me and my friend went in while someone waited in the car

and we grabbed the bottle and ran and jumped in and the car wouldnt start... lmao so we gave the bottle back but the guy was hella cool about it and didnt do anything
 

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we tried to steal a bottle from albertsons and me and my friend went in while someone waited in the car

and we grabbed the bottle and ran and jumped in and the car wouldnt start... lmao so we gave the bottle back but the guy was hella cool about it and didnt do anything
lmao we basically ran a weed crackhouse with the high school kids (this was also sasquach's smart idea.) they could come and buy weed and smoke at our house. when they didnt have money they had to steal food and/or liquor/beer.

i remember these fucking kids running into our house with 3 24 packs like they had just won the gold medal for swimming in the olympics and shit

we made these 17 year old bitches clean our entire house for a eigth

and then didnt even get the eigth so they threw dildos at our house?

:shrug:

it was basically like animal house
 

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i must be a square cause i don't really steal shit...i didn't need to...if i wanted something, i paid for it.

or got someone else to pay for it for me. lol....

i dated this bitch like 5 years ago who would jack lipgloss every time she was at the store alone or with me......i told her she was a hoodrat for that shit. fuckin lipgloss is like $1. i'll buy that shit......

to me...stealing is just retarded....not that i've never stolen anything....but it was when i was like 5 years old and stole a toy or some shit. my fuckin grandma made me go back and apologize and pay for it. lol....and i felt like a dick...

i guess that's WPS or somethin....lol......stealin is just gay to me....either MAN UP and work for what you want...or accept you're too pathetic to get it the honest way.
 

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i dated this bitch like 5 years ago who would jack lipgloss every time she was at the store alone or with me......i told her she was a hoodrat for that shit. fuckin lipgloss is like $1. i'll buy that shit......
yeah... it seems like people I know who steal shit usually steal the cheapest shit

like... go hard or go home

last weekend me and my were at 7-eleven at like 3 in the morning drunk as fuck and this fool started stuffing frozen burritos and lunchables down his pants... lol

right in front of the indian dude behind the counter too... dude didnt say shit
 

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i dated this bitch like 5 years ago who would jack lipgloss every time she was at the store alone or with me......i told her she was a hoodrat for that shit. fuckin lipgloss is like $1. i'll buy that shit......
yeah... it seems like people I know who steal shit usually steal the cheapest shit

like... go hard or go home

last weekend me and my were at 7-eleven at like 3 in the morning drunk as fuck and this fool started stuffing frozen burritos and lunchables down his pants... lol

right in front of the indian dude behind the counter too... dude didnt say shit

yup...go big or go home...just like with the druuuuuuuugs! lol......

if i'm gonna jack somethin...it's gonna be worth something. i ain't jackin shit from a store. if i jack shit, it's gonna be weapons, ammo, or $$$$$$...and i'm runnin in a fuckers house and hogg tyin they ass first.

fuck that lame as i went to the store and stole a fucking ice cream cone.

lol.......i ain't sayin i'm tryina go pull a kick door...just sayin..if i'm gonna put myself in the position to get arrested, it's gonna be worth somethin.
 

Gas One

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i dont steal anymore. i'm not gonna say i grew up entirely bad but it was basically due to the community i grew up in and the people i grew up around. i didn't really grow out of it until i started really making my own money, and i mean more than like 800 a month. before then, i'd steal shit from anyone. id break into cars, houses, steal shit from people im cool from, anything. your bathroom would get racked for pills, too. it got to the point where id steal shit people knew i stole but i knew they wouldnt do shit about it...i dont know..i grew up alot...and i cant say i was ever proud of stealing anything or thought it was cool or hood. it was a really bad reflex that took me alot of self analyzation to get out of doing.

now im anti stealing...i just couldnt take someones stuff

sometimes i used to have people in my car and just based on how i was i mad people get out of my car when i go into the store so they dont have time to run through my shit and gain info and take stuff. easy to take a cd or some shit and im not gonna notice.

im around alot of shady people thatll steal your shit..im glad i know the game if anything
 

Gas One

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i remember one night i woke up and we had hundreds of things in our house

you ever go on them stealing rampages that you dont realize until 12pm in the next day when you walk downstairs and see like 40 new things

niggas was scared as fuck

like how do you steal 300 pound water spitting fountains
 
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IT'S GOOD..I'LL LEAVE IT ALONE...LOL...AND CATCH HIM SLIPPIN ONE DAY AT A SICCNESS BARBEQUE OR SOMETHING AND TEAR HIM A NEW ASSHOLE JUST 4 TELLIN ME 2 SHUT THE FUCC UP..I LOVE IT. I'LL GET ON WITH MY DAY...BUT JUST LIKE SOME ANIMALS....I DON'T LIKE 2 BE FUCCED WITH ALL THE TIME. IT CAN BE DETRIMENTAL 2 ONES HEALTH....HAVE A NICE CHIPPER DAY!!
good luck finding him at a siccness bbq...these dudes are internet personas
at the second siccness bbq, i was fresh out high school and a lot of these cats(rappers included) was always talkin about how they we're gonna beat my ass blah blah
so i told them before teh BBQ i was gonna give them a chance to get me first
i went and had my name stitched across the back of the hood on my hoodie...didn't get nothin but cats coming up to give me love!!!