1. Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
2. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.
3. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
4. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
5. I don't have an attitude problem; you have a perception problem.
6. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
7. I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier.
8. Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
9. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
10. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, and then beat you with experience.
11. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from . . . a kick in the butt.
12. Don't be irreplaceable - if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
13. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
14. If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
15. When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
16. Following the rules will not necessarily get the job done.
2. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.
3. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
4. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
5. I don't have an attitude problem; you have a perception problem.
6. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
7. I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier.
8. Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
9. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
10. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, and then beat you with experience.
11. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from . . . a kick in the butt.
12. Don't be irreplaceable - if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
13. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
14. If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
15. When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
16. Following the rules will not necessarily get the job done.