Ruining movies for other people… it’s fun for the whole family!

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Ruining movies for other people… it’s fun for the whole family!
July 10th, 2007 · 64 Comments
So I finally saw The Fugitive last night.
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Yeah, I know… you’ve just lost any lingering trace of respect you may have had for me. But hear me out, friends — it’s been a conscious choice on my part to avoid the film until now.

Why, you ask? Because even though I’d never seen the movie, I felt like it had become overly familiar to me, thanks to all the parodies I’d seen over the years (The Simpsons, etc.). I just didn’t want to watch a movie that I felt would contain no surprises for me. And sure enough, while I found The Fugitive to be a solidly crafted thriller, I knew all the best bits in advance. It kinda ruined my enjoyment of it, I have to confess.

Along the same lines, a friend of mine recently watched Casablanca for the first time, a film he’d actively avoided for years because of cultural overexposure. He had the same reaction to it as I had to The Fugitive: it would have been a pretty decent film, if he hadn’t known the whole story in advance.

My question to you is: are there movies you’ve put off watching because other people have ruined them for you? I can think of a few more:

1) The Crying Game. I know the big gender revelation, so why watch the movie?

2) The Usual Suspects. I’ve owned the DVD for years, but because numerous people have revealed Keyser Soze’s identity to me, I can’t bring myself to actually sit down and look at the thing.

3) Jacob’s Ladder. I know all about the ending, and it sounds cheap and manipulative. No thanks.

I saw (and loved) The Truman Show during its original theatrical run… but I can’t help wondering how much better it would have been if all the trailers hadn’t given away the big twist ahead of time. Likewise, the ads for Cast Away told us in advance that Tom Hanks gets off the island, which killed the suspense. And a special curse upon the head of every person who gave away the big secret of The Sixth Sense. Jerks.

What films were ruined for you by other people, and what movies have you never bothered to see as a result?

-CSJ
 
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What movies got spoiled for you?

Some for me:

Fargo
Saw

Like the author never saw Crying Game
Psycho
No Way Out (I saw the ending when someone else was watching it) This one was the only one that was still anywhere near as good as it could have been without the end being spoiled.
 
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The last movie I saw at the show was "Hostel 2." Not only did the movie suck, but there was a little fat kid that for no apparent reason decided to sit one chair space away from me and this girl I mess with. This kid was not only eating, and sounding like a fucking barn animal, he had the worst gas a human being could. I found it funny that it grossed Ashley out at first, and then we had to move to another spot.
 

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i dunno but one time i got these passes to this flick off the homegirl. i went a few mins late cuz i was chiefin in the car. and i was kinda tipsy off the half half pint i guzzled. and as i walked up the stairs to find a seat i tripped on a step. this lil punk bitch started gigglin. i looked straight at her with her man right next to her and was like "what the fuck you laughin at you stupid bitch". her man aint say shit. and she shut the fuck up real quick. i just went and found a seat. fun times cursing people in movie theaters.
 
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Donnie Darko

All different kinds of people been hyping this fucking so-called weird ass movie so much, I don't wanna see it.

Besides, theere's some about that Gylenhall dude that just don't sit right with me.