Round Two: LEEZILLA Vs. Umbravo

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FATAL NYGHTMARE

FATAL NYGHTMARE

Sicc OG
#1
Apr 25, 2002
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- Verses due Thursday July 5th at 11:59 PM West Coast time. Anything after 11:59 will be a no-show. No exceptions.

- Votes will be accepted after both verses are posted.

- Voting will end on Saturday July 7th at 11:59 PM West Coast time. Votes made after that time will not count.

- The person with the most votes at that time wins, obviously.

- 5-0 = Automatic K.O.

- 16 bar maximum, no minimum.

- One verse a piece.

- Questionable votes must be explained.

- NO DICKRIDING or biting.

Do not post in this thread until both verses are submitted. Unnecessary posts will be deleted.

Good luck to both contestants.
 
LEE-ZILLA 69

LEE-ZILLA 69

Sicc OG
#4
May 10, 2002
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YOU DON'T WANNA BATTLE HOLMES YOU WANNA TALK THIS SHIT OUT OVER A SNOW CONE YOU WANNA PLAY PADDY CAKE PADDY CAKE AND HAVE ME THROW U A BONE, I'LL THROW U A 50 POUND BONE SHAPED STONE AND BUST OPEN URE DOME IF I HEARD HOW YOU SPOKE I PROBABLY COULDN'T UNDERSTAND YOUR VOCAL TONE JUST LIKE I CAN'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOUR DUMB ASS GOT TANGLED UP IN A CORDLESS PHONE YOU PROBABLY SIT AT HOME ALL DAY JACKIN OFF TO THE SICCNESS SO MUCH URE FINGER BONES DEVELOPED CARPLE TUNNEL SYNDROME BECAUSE U GOT MORE TIME ON YOUR CHEST THEN FLAVA FLAVS CLOCK BUT YOU A GEEK STILL TELLIN TIME WITH YOUR RUBBER DIGITAL WATCH U PROBABLY CLAIM YOUR A PIMP BUT I THINK I SEEN SOME PROSTITUTE DROPPIN "YOU" OFF ON THE BLOCK WITH A RAINBOW WIG TIED UP IN KNOT HOLDIN TWO RUBBER COCKS WEARIN 1977 TUBE SOCKS SINGIN "IM SO EXCITED" SMOKIN CRACK ROCKS WIT A KNOCK, YOU AINT GOT NO GAME I'LL PICK UP THEM THANGS AND PICK URE ASS OFF AT A WORLD WIDE RANGE ASKIN LEE FOR FORGIVENESS IS LIKE ASKIN A HOMELESS PERSON FOR CHANGE I'LL SHOOT A LOTTA BULLETS TO YOUR BRAIN WIT LYRICAL PROPANE YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT LEE YOU MUSTA FUCKED UP YOUR MADOOLA OMBLAGOTTA WIT CHEMICALLY ENHANCED COKANE STEP IN MY TERRAIN I'LL BLOW A HOLE IN URE FACE AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A DONUT SO YOU BETTER HOLD UP YOU CAN'T BATTLE LEE IM HARD TO FACE LIKE REALITY SO U BETTER GROW UP YOU WANNA BE A BIG TIME RAPPER BUT IF YOU STRAPPED M-80'S TO YOUR STUPID LITTLE CD IT STILL WOULDN'T BLOW UP THE ONLY REASON YOU FACIN LEE IS BECAUSE AMBITION DIDN'T SHOW UP I KNOW YOU GO NUTTS FOR SCROTUM SACKS AND BONOBO BUTTS BUT YOU KNOW WHAT LEES LIKE THE LYRICAL VERSION OF BENTLY OF THE YEAR, THE LYRICAL VERSION OF BEER, THE LYRICAL VERSION OF MAGNETIC ENERGY IN THE WHOLE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE, YOU DON'T LIKE THE WAY MY SHIT SOUNDS AND I'LL GENTLY RIP OFF YOUR EAR THEN I'LL SEND YOU TO HELL WITH A WHITE TEE SAYIN LEE-ZILLA SENT ME HERE
 
ovarbmu

ovarbmu

Sicc OG
#5
Mar 26, 2005
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bravo...

its time i get 'even' in a world full of 'odd'-flows/*
Lee couldn't be ''PRIME time'' during 2 o' clock-shows/*
tryin to save-face, i slay-prey(pray), amaze-grace/
Lee's ''raisin'' an 18 yr old ''son made (sun maid)'' for ''date''-rape/
he's a waste-case, why is son postin?
go out, and get stopped at second base like the ghost-man/
Lee's broke, like Barry White, he never had-any-''c-notes''/
ill take a stab-atcha-teams-throats, a big mack-wit-no-cheese-yo/
ive mastered-the-key-flows, onto Lees-ho/
''matrix'', she ''slowly gets on her back'', ''one pill'', shes on her ''Ne's-Yo''/
your weak-bro, be-A-punk-and-just-face-it/
your ''2 steps below me'' like D-J-Unk-in-my-basement/
he-plays-tough-when-he's-faded, but now his rump-is-sober/
on my dick like a cokehead jobber, he takes a ''bump-and-blows-it''/
and everybody on this board with a ''dick knows (nose)'' like teabags/
that Lee's ''leaving here with no dub (W)'' like his ass got outta rehab/

*the number 2 is the only even prime number...every other prime number is odd

*edited for grammar*
 
Stealth

Stealth

Join date: May '98
#10
May 8, 2002
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Umbravo's shit was real creative, well thought out punches (took me a minute to figure most of em out, haha), easier to read, and 16 bars. Vote - umbravo
 
Ironic Commando

Ironic Commando

Sicc OG
#15
Dec 13, 2003
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#15
eventhough lee's verse was one big ass run-on sentence...it was still a lot more entertaining to read...once you could decipher that shit.
"a big mack-wit-no-cheese-yo" that stood out to me as very lackluster. seemed like you were struggling to find something to rhyme with "ne-yo"

''matrix'', she ''slowly gets on her back'', ''one pill'', shes on her ''Ne's-Yo''/
im sorry...but that was forced
ovarbum. multies were uninspired

vote-LEE
 
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Ambition209

Sicc OG
#16
Feb 15, 2003
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alright alright... im not sure how to vote to be honest... im tryin not be biased cuz ovarbmu passed me in the first round cuz i was a no show.... ( i want a rematch when time permits) but yeah i read them both twice... and mos def ovarbmu had more thought into his punchlines but like someone else said his multi's seemed WAY forced at times.... lee's shit made me laugh a few times it seems like he just bustin and clownin on some random ass shit... hmm... well since umbravo is up and i don't feel like bein the deciding vote..... im'a go with LEE....... fuck what yall say....... shit flowed better... not as intricate of rhyme schemes but some funny punches none the less..... it fits more to the style of what i like... i enjoyed reading his more.... so vote


LEE ZILLA
 
BrOwn_BoY

BrOwn_BoY

Sicc OG
#19
Feb 28, 2007
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LEE-ZILLA 69 said:
I'LL BLOW A HOLE IN URE FACE AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A DONUT SO YOU BETTER HOLD UP YOU CAN'T BATTLE LEE IM HARD TO FACE LIKE REALITY SO U BETTER GROW UP YOU WANNA BE A BIG TIME RAPPER BUT IF YOU STRAPPED M-80'S TO YOUR STUPID LITTLE CD IT STILL WOULDN'T BLOW UP THE ONLY REASON YOU FACIN LEE IS BECAUSE AMBITION DIDN'T SHOW UP I KNOW YOU GO NUTTS FOR SCROTUM SACKS AND BONOBO BUTTS
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UMBRAVOS SHIT WAS REAL CREATIVE AND HE DID STAY IN THE 16 BAR LIMIT... BUT I GOT TO GO WIT LEE. HIS SHIT IS JUST AT A WHOLE NOTHA LEVEL. CLOSE BATTLE.
 
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