Round 1: KODOGG vs. ovarbmu

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#1
Round 1: KODOGG vs. ovarbmu(ovarbmu wins, 3-0 KO)

Rules:
One verse a piece.
No biting.
Dick riding votes will not count.
3-0 = KO or First To 5.
Verses due Friday, March 10th by 10:00PM East Coast time.
If you do not post by then you will forfeit.
Votes due by Tuesday, March 14th by Midnight.
 
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It's KO Known Ta' Drop Mo' Zippers Than Uh PornStar,
Find Me Coppin' On Mo' Dimes Than Uh CoinStar //
Posion-Bars 'Cuz I Spit Venom-At-Tha-Best,
Ill Suspend-They-Neck-From-Their-Shoulders //
Get-They-Chest-Exposed N It Aint Even Mardi-Gra,
See Mayne.. Im Done Rare.. While Your Hardly-Raw //
Ya'-Bars-Is-Off N You Still Seakin-Uh-Battle?,
You-Dont-Want-None Cuz I Leave Beef-Ta'-Tha'-Cattle //
Creep-In-Tha-Shadows.. Ya Couldnt See Me With BiFocals,
Reside-Local N Show Ovar What Bein' A Lyricist Is All About //
B-M-U Couldnt Bring Heat Even With Uh Drought In Tha' South,
It's Over.. It's Through.. Ya' Got Clowned-Like-Uh-Circus //
N Even Athiest Is Gettin' Down-With-These-Verses,
Get Dank Plugged Like Some Circuts-N-Cords //
This Cat Aint Worth My Bars.. Only The Best-Get-Blazed N That Aint-You-Cuzz,
Your Head-Between-Ma-Legs.. Well that's the closest ya' been ta' a Magnum-On-Dubs..





Rushed this.. Im out.
 
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Yeah, I would've took longer to throw up a verse.. But it aint nothin', that shit was off the head n it's not like this battle means much.. I mean, it is all for fun/practice anyways..
 
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SORRY ABOUT THAT DOG, I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT LIKE THAT, MY BAD....



i hang my nuts~to~my~feet and leave ya guts~in~the~street/
i'm out to 'KO this DOGG' like I 'put~him~ta~sleep'/
i'm leaving you dead~bro ,with metal, your red~soaked/
i put this 'star' 'on his head' like 'drew bledsoe'/ (Get It??? Dallas Cowboys)
you only way of 'grippin burners' was 'touchin~a~hot~stove'/
you loving~the~'cock'~so, your munching~this~shock~nose/
i'm hittin the big~slots, while he in a male trick(s)~box/
must be in a 'grown man's navel', talking bout he 'lick~shots'/ (I'm Clever, Agree?)
talking bout my head between ya legs, what kinda faggot is this~guy/
after i kill him on this~(re)ply, he'll probably ask for a kiss~bye/
i got less than a fourth~of~ya~hype,(look at his posts) fuck around and be the first corpse~on~a~mic/
if i was the doctor delivering you, you would've been aborted~on~sight/
i gotta give it up to you, that verse was a hot~joint/
cause ya lyrics matched ya multi's, they was both off~point/
ill use ya keyboard to flow~holmes/
i'll put an 'end' to ya 'key', then 'look above', cause your about to go~'home'/ (LOOK AT YOUR KEYBOARD AND FIGURE IT OUT)
 
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other than the fact that that he constantly has to prove himself in parenthetical side notes... my vote if i get one is for umbravo..
 
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Here's what I don't like about ovarbmu's shit: he tries too hard to impress people with his punches. A lot them aren't even applicable. Example:

ovarbmu said:
i put this 'star' 'on his head' like 'drew bledsoe'/ (Get It??? Dallas Cowboys)
Yeah I get it, but why is he considered a "star?" That was just thrown in to make the punchline/metaphor complete.

ovarbmu said:
must be in a 'grown man's navel', talking bout he 'lick~shots'/ (I'm Clever, Agree?)
No. This is also not applicable, because KODOGG never said shit about 'lick shots.'

ovarbmu said:
talking bout my head between ya legs, what kinda faggot is this~guy/
after i kill him on this~(re)ply, he'll probably ask for a kiss~bye/
COMPLETELY forced multis.

I still feel it was better than KODOGG's verse, but if he were battling anybody with multis, punchlines, and metas he woulda been taken down. Just my feedback, like it or not.

Vote = ovarbmu