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Naptown317

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i'm forever talkin shit while i'm drivin...but i've never actually had to get out the car...i came real close though once...i was comin up on a stop light, and the right lane ended, so i had to get over...so i speed up in front of this penis in an MG, and right when i passed him (we both had plenty of room), traffic in front of me was stoppin, so he had to stop eight feet sooner than he would have if i wasn't in front of him...so i look in my rearview, and this dude flickin me off talkin mad shit...if you know what an MG is, it sits about two feet lower than any other car, and most are drop tops...i was so close to gettin out, and droppin the bomb on that dudes face, i could taste it...however, i was on my was to a session, and wasn't tryin to go to jail...but damn, i was so pissed i was shakin for like an hour
 
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Yesterday, as I almost got to the corner where I was supposed to make a right turn, the person in front of me double parks (the light had just turned green) while his wife and kids get out of their house and into the car. Being the patient person that I am, I sat there waiting while cars behind me honked their horns (I couldn't get on the left lane to pass him because it was busy and I didn't get a chance to get in it.) Once the green light turned red, he decides he wants to get out of the way and parks his car. When I pass him as he's parked, I sound my horn - to let him know he wasn't doing right - and he says, "Hey, fuck you!!" It was so un-necessary I felt like stopping my car and picking a fight, but I didn't.

A few months back, I was driving down a two-way street. All was well until I ran into a taxi cab who was double-parked waiting for a customer to come out of a hotel. So I get into the on-coming traffic's lane to pass him, but I stop when I get side-to-side with him and decide to flick him off. I keep the finger up but he's not looking in my direction, then I sound my horn and he turns around. Enraged at my actions, he threatens to ram his taxi into my car (by putting it on "drive" and stopping before he hits me... like three times) so I stop my car, get off, and walk towards him (ready to brutalize him.) Shockingly, he just turns around and continues doing what he was originally doing before I flicked him off so I get into my car and drive away.

I'm pretty sure this has happened to some of you: When I was learning how to drive, I was on the freeway and my exit was coming up so I put my left signal on to let the person behind me know that I'm changing lanes. Before I make the lane change, I take a look at the left view mirror and there's the car that was behind me. He then catches up to me so I slow down so I could make the lane change and he slows down. I speed up, he speeds up. I end up missing my exit and he speeds off.
 
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Rondell

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One time when I was driving this guy cut me off. I got up to the signal and flipped him off and called him a small-dick faggot. He says,"I don't have a small dick, I've been taking penis enlargement pills." I said'"Yeah right, show me." So he pulls it out and shows me. I asked him what pills he took because I have such a small dick that it often gets lost in my pubic hairs. He refuses to tell me so I got out and kicked his ass then drove off.
 
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I'm pretty sure this has happened to some of you: When I was learning how to drive, I was on the freeway and my exit was coming up so I put my left signal on to let the person behind me know that I'm changing lanes. Before I make the lane change, I take a look at the left view mirror and there's the car that was behind me. He then catches up to me so I slow down so I could make the lane change and he slows down. I speed up, he speeds up. I end up missing my exit and he speeds off.
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i love fukkin wit folks...............

if sum1 goin too slow i'll hall ass in front of em and slam on my brakes ...............i fuccin hate sunday drivers
 
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EsePincheAzteca

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Some drivers deserve to be fuckin shot!!!...i hate those fuckers on the phone who forget that they're driving and just drift into all the lanes and then when they are finally rubbing their tires on the fucking center divide, they put their fucking signal on...

i hate the fuckers who insist in getting in your lane...there are cars in front and back of you, you're pacing with the car...you suddenly catch out of the corner of your eye, the car next to you getting closer...you then look to see what the fuck is going on and they driver is just staring at you and they are still getting into your lane...this whole time they just look at you...fucking fuckers...

i purposly fuck with these people...i go out of my way to just fuck with these stupid fucks...

some people, i swear, are just fucking stupid when it comes to driving...
 
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Shit I hate (and don't understand):
Sometimes when I'm driving behind somebody, they stop suddenly to double park.
Sometimes when I'm on a red light or "stop" sign, the person across me has his/her blinker on (sometimes off; when they're going to turn.)
 
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My bro in law gotta short temper and once on tha way back from work...these stupid fucks cut us off at this stop light...hella fast and he went KRAZY haha he waz gunna throw this bottle at them but i waz like damnnnnn, i got hella scared tho haha cuz he waz speeding and shit and i'm like it aint worth getting into a crash
 
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