1. I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in my middle. But I still hold water. What am I?
2. I build up castles
I tear down mountains
I make some men blind
I help others see
What am I?
3. Tom and Jerry and the boys in the bar were exchanging old war stories.
Tom offered one about how his grandfather led a battalion against a German division during World War I. Through brilliant maneuvers, he defeated them and captured valuable territory. After the battle he was awarded a medal that was inscribed with:
"For Bravery, Daring and Leadership - World War I.
From the Men of Battalion 8."
Jerry looked at Tom and said, "You really don't expect anyone to believe that yarn, do you?"
What's wrong with the story?