Or crabby it seems...
Well, quality revenge is hard to come by these days but we have a method that is so insulting and disgusting that you should never wish it on anyone never mind actually go and do it and we dont encourage you to. All we do encourage you to do is give us money and we will send you a package in the mail with tiny, purple dots in it… those are crabs, and they need only be sprinkled on the bedding or clothing of the one you once loved the most to ensure he/she sufferers the fullest wrath of those genital lice.We have a facility in a non-descript location in the British Isles where we do all of our parasite husbandry and carefully considered selective breeding.You dont have to agree with it just know we’re doing our very best every day to help good people like yourself get back to where you deserve to be in terms of justice.
If you have ever had an ex cheat on you and break your heart......
If you have ever punched above your weight and found yourself being taken for granted........
If you have ever been hurt physically or emotionally by someone who didn't deserve your love or friendship in the first place............
If you've ever found yourself on the receiving end of a cruel joke........
Due to the number of people asking us whether or not this site is for real we must now state that..... we dont fuck around when it comes to revenge! Granted CrabRevenge.com is full off witty humour but that is only because we cant exactly take ourselves seriously. We can barely believe that we are selling crabs online so we dont really mind that others find it a bit out of the ordinary.
If you have a credit card and we are more than willing to supply you with all the crabs that you could ever need to seek your own justice. After all that's what life is about, isn't it?
http://www.crabrevenge.com/
lulz
Well, quality revenge is hard to come by these days but we have a method that is so insulting and disgusting that you should never wish it on anyone never mind actually go and do it and we dont encourage you to. All we do encourage you to do is give us money and we will send you a package in the mail with tiny, purple dots in it… those are crabs, and they need only be sprinkled on the bedding or clothing of the one you once loved the most to ensure he/she sufferers the fullest wrath of those genital lice.We have a facility in a non-descript location in the British Isles where we do all of our parasite husbandry and carefully considered selective breeding.You dont have to agree with it just know we’re doing our very best every day to help good people like yourself get back to where you deserve to be in terms of justice.
If you have ever had an ex cheat on you and break your heart......
If you have ever punched above your weight and found yourself being taken for granted........
If you have ever been hurt physically or emotionally by someone who didn't deserve your love or friendship in the first place............
If you've ever found yourself on the receiving end of a cruel joke........
Due to the number of people asking us whether or not this site is for real we must now state that..... we dont fuck around when it comes to revenge! Granted CrabRevenge.com is full off witty humour but that is only because we cant exactly take ourselves seriously. We can barely believe that we are selling crabs online so we dont really mind that others find it a bit out of the ordinary.
If you have a credit card and we are more than willing to supply you with all the crabs that you could ever need to seek your own justice. After all that's what life is about, isn't it?
http://www.crabrevenge.com/
lulz
