At the request of one of your fellow board members I'm posting this in here. Shit is comedy, but at the same time a very serious topic.
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I went to the mall earlier today and low and behold these slut I like to talk to was there. I hung out with her for a minute before. Made out. Grabbed somethings you know what I mean? I asked her when she got off work and if she had time to hang out after. I got a reply of "Yea, always time for you. I'll be done working around 4." I was like alright then had to kill time because it was only around 11am.
I rode around on the trolley for a minute and walked around looking at bitches since it was a sunny sunday afternoon and there was some good ones out and about. A black chick with some pants that did that ass mad amounts of justice. I thought about walking up and grabbing at it as I got off at a stop. I'd look at it like it was trying to convince me grab it. Mmmm... Anyways I played video games at the arcades, looked at comics, mean mug mofos on the trolley and the street like "Ima Cut Yo Dick Off, You Fuck!" ya know?
4pm rolls around eventually. I get back to the spot early and wait for her to get off work. She had plans with her friend to go look in some stores. I played tag along. Sluts make the wrong statements to me. Thinking I'm fucking fat or some shit. I was fat in fucking 2006. It's 2008. Strike one biatches. She flirts with me and wants to be all up on me so I go with it. I convince here to come with to where I stay at. She agrees. She is all over me on the way there.
I got this bitch to come back to where I'm posted up at so I could attempt to get some oral skills tested on my Kawk-A-Sarus Rex. We get our tops off and all. Shes all up on me I'm like "Cool. Shit is gonna work like I wanted it to.". She realizes I'm pretty good looking half naked and all with my tats and collar bones. She goes lower and lower, but doesn't suck the dick over and over.
I call her on it. Bitch says she is just teasing me then she was like "I'll do it now". Fucking liar. The fuck out my palace. She knows I'm aggitated at that point. She puts her clothes back on and goes in the bathroom to fix her sluttish warpaint since I done fucked it up.
She wanted to know why I was mad as if it made no fucking sense? I'm completely fine with a girl that doesn't tease and doesn't give it up. I respect that. I respect a girl that let's me play with it a few hours after i meet her. At least that's real. However I want to kick a girls tits off her chest when she gives every indication of giving it up, but then doesn't aka teasing. "I'm not that kind of girl". So you are just a slut playing a game? Driving someone nuts. Aiding in the spiral.
Excuse me rest of the world, but bitches that tease are bitches that become rape victims due to their own stupidity.
Her: Well... I'm going to leave.
Me: You know where the bus stop is?
Her: Yea.
Me: Good. Fucking walk yourself there, cunt.
She exits.
Can I just get my fucking dick sucked? Jesus christ...
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I went to the mall earlier today and low and behold these slut I like to talk to was there. I hung out with her for a minute before. Made out. Grabbed somethings you know what I mean? I asked her when she got off work and if she had time to hang out after. I got a reply of "Yea, always time for you. I'll be done working around 4." I was like alright then had to kill time because it was only around 11am.
I rode around on the trolley for a minute and walked around looking at bitches since it was a sunny sunday afternoon and there was some good ones out and about. A black chick with some pants that did that ass mad amounts of justice. I thought about walking up and grabbing at it as I got off at a stop. I'd look at it like it was trying to convince me grab it. Mmmm... Anyways I played video games at the arcades, looked at comics, mean mug mofos on the trolley and the street like "Ima Cut Yo Dick Off, You Fuck!" ya know?
4pm rolls around eventually. I get back to the spot early and wait for her to get off work. She had plans with her friend to go look in some stores. I played tag along. Sluts make the wrong statements to me. Thinking I'm fucking fat or some shit. I was fat in fucking 2006. It's 2008. Strike one biatches. She flirts with me and wants to be all up on me so I go with it. I convince here to come with to where I stay at. She agrees. She is all over me on the way there.
I got this bitch to come back to where I'm posted up at so I could attempt to get some oral skills tested on my Kawk-A-Sarus Rex. We get our tops off and all. Shes all up on me I'm like "Cool. Shit is gonna work like I wanted it to.". She realizes I'm pretty good looking half naked and all with my tats and collar bones. She goes lower and lower, but doesn't suck the dick over and over.
I call her on it. Bitch says she is just teasing me then she was like "I'll do it now". Fucking liar. The fuck out my palace. She knows I'm aggitated at that point. She puts her clothes back on and goes in the bathroom to fix her sluttish warpaint since I done fucked it up.
She wanted to know why I was mad as if it made no fucking sense? I'm completely fine with a girl that doesn't tease and doesn't give it up. I respect that. I respect a girl that let's me play with it a few hours after i meet her. At least that's real. However I want to kick a girls tits off her chest when she gives every indication of giving it up, but then doesn't aka teasing. "I'm not that kind of girl". So you are just a slut playing a game? Driving someone nuts. Aiding in the spiral.
Excuse me rest of the world, but bitches that tease are bitches that become rape victims due to their own stupidity.
Her: Well... I'm going to leave.
Me: You know where the bus stop is?
Her: Yea.
Me: Good. Fucking walk yourself there, cunt.
She exits.
Can I just get my fucking dick sucked? Jesus christ...
