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HAHAHAHA, he was so embarassed!!! I been caught up before though, see when you're balls are full you're not in your right state of mind and you do stupid shit... I forgot to lock my bedroom door one time and my moms came in with the laundry and I got caught up hella cold style... It sucks, I feel his pain but HAHAHAHAHA!
 
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MeloTrauma

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Damn, thats like my worst fear in life. That, or being found dead while whacking off with a rigormortis dick in my hand and the porn still playing. That would haunt moms forever if she was the one who found my body.
 
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WHITE DEVIL

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My ex's mom walked in on the bitch masturbating in front of me fully naked...the funny part was I had all my clothes on and I was like drinkin a soda or some shit sittin in a chair. I just got this look on my face like "uhhhhh......................................."
 
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I was dating this girl and I was doing her doggystyle in her apartment’s living room and her moms walked in. I didn’t know what the fuck to do, man, I just looked at her moms with my wide eyes- I was like a deer caught in headlights. Her moms was big too, very intimidating. I ended up just grabbin a sofa pillow and ran to my girls bedroom.
 
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gimpypimp

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Reminds me of the time I caught my boy whackin' it...

This was when I was about 15-16 or so.....

I was at his house and he said he had to take a shit. He goes into his parents room and closes the door. I'm watchin' TV for what seems like forever...

So I'm bored, and I decide that when he comes out I'll scare him. I go to his brother's room and grab this mask that he used for Halloween. I put it on and I'm waiting by his parents door thinkin', as soon as he opens it, I'll jump out at him. Well, time keeps goin' by so I figure I'll just open the door and scare him...

As soon as I open the door, there he his...on his back with his pants around his ankles goin' at it. I just froze...then dropped to the floor laughin' my ass off.

Wish I had that one on camera.
 
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WHITE DEVIL

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My freind was beatin his shit when like 15 of us showed up at his house...

His door was half cracked and he just ran up and closed that shit hella quick. The whole fuckin group was dyin. Dude never lived that shit down.
 
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When i was like 13 i had my homie over and we were watchin a music video on BET. it was a chick vid and shit and the girls was lookin good. My homie said he was cold and took a pillow and put it over his lap. All the sudden the pillow is moving and one of his hands is under the pillow. I was like dude are you wackin it and he had to balls to tell me ya he was horny lol I was like dude my moms in the kitchen right behind us and he tells me so what lololol. I kicked his ass out.
 
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MeloTrauma said:
Damn, thats like my worst fear in life. That, or being found dead while whacking off with a rigormortis dick in my hand and the porn still playing. That would haunt moms forever if she was the one who found my body.
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:werd: that's why i don't beat in the shower.... fear that i'll slip and crack my head on a soap dish and bleed out.... 5 hours later they wonder why the shower took so long and go in the bathroom and i'm laying there dead with my hand on my junk. fucked up shit... i'm going to invent a special water-resistant helmet designed special for shower-whacking and also some shoes that are slip-resistant to any kind of bath tub or shower surface. i'll be rich.
 
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