REDISTRIBUTION OF WEALTH!

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Sydal

Sydal

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I just thought this was funny, so I had to post it.

Today on my way to lunch I passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "Vote Obama, I need the money." I laughed.

Once in the restaurant my server had on a "Obama 08" tie, again I laughed as he had given away his political preference--just imagine the coincidence.

When the bill came I decided not to tip the server and explained to him that I was exploring the Obama redistribution of wealth concept. He stood there in disbelief while I told him that I was going to redistribute his tip to someone who I deemed more in need--the homeless guy outside. The server angrily stormed from my sight.

I went outside, gave the homeless guy $10 and told him to thank the server inside as I've decided he could use the money more. The homeless guy was grateful.

At the end of my rather unscientific redistribution experiment I realized the homeless guy was grateful for the money he did not earn, but the waiter was pretty angry that I gave away the money he did earn even though the actual recipient needed money more.

I guess redistribution of wealth is an easier thing to swallow in concept than in practical application.
 
Sydal

Sydal

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I Pukokeki Ioulo Momu said:
Exactly. Fuck the homless and their stinky, nated hair. Its not my fault they dont have jobs. Go get a job, you lazy fuck.
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I've actually had conversations with homeless folks who weren't completely nuts. I wanna tell 'em, "There are shelters with showers...take your panhandling money, buy you some dockers and a dress shirt at Ross, and go get a fuckin job".

This cat used to sit in front of McDonald's by my house and eat his homeless sign. So one day I bought him a meal and shit so he would stop eating the cardboard. Next thing I know, dude was working at McDonald's...now he's a fuckin' manager at McDonald's. Not the best job in the world, but hey, he's not eating his sign anymore, nor is he sleeping in the back of McDonald's.
 
Meta4iCAL

Meta4iCAL

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Sydal said:
I've actually had conversations with homeless folks who weren't completely nuts. I wanna tell 'em, "There are shelters with showers...take your panhandling money, buy you some dockers and a dress shirt at Ross, and go get a fuckin job".

This cat used to sit in front of McDonald's by my house and eat his homeless sign. So one day I bought him a meal and shit so he would stop eating the cardboard. Next thing I know, dude was working at McDonald's...now he's a fuckin' manager at McDonald's. Not the best job in the world, but hey, he's not eating his sign anymore, nor is he sleeping in the back of McDonald's.
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I'd be hella mad if I worked there and the bum who used to chill outside became my manager
 
Sydal

Sydal

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Meta4iCAL said:
I'd be hella mad if I worked there and the bum who used to chill outside became my manager
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HAHAHA! AHHHHH...the land of opportunity.

Then you got these fuckers who are collecting disability, welfare and shit because their thumb doesn't work....or they broke a toe 10 years ago and they say they can't walk right.

I know a dude who pays $300 or so a month for a fuckin' HOUSE because he gets assistance. Why? Because he thinks being the night manager at Roundtable Pizza is the business, he keeps fuckin' his wife and making babies, and she doesn't work.
 
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