Red light camera? BULLSHIT!

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Jun 5, 2002
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Man, I was driving here in Frisco earlier this evening and I came up upon the fuckin' intersection (block past Van Ness). As I was approaching, the yellow light had just come on, so I speeded up just a little to cross and the goddamn light turns red. So I'm like "Oh shit, I better get through." In less than a second as I'm crossing, I see three quick flashes from the bullshit red light camera. I fuckin' swear, I ain't never seen a yellow light turn red that quick before. It's like the shit was rigged or something. There was no wait at all.

I just read online right now that Lockheed Martin, the defense contract company that make these cameras have been known to mess with the yellow light wait time in Southern Cali, so they ended up dismissing a buncha tickets. They need to ban these cameras. The shit ain't fair.
 

Ry

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Apr 25, 2002
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  • Ry

    Ry

We got those here too. Shit aint fair, if there was bumper to bumper traffic and you were caught midway through the intersection when that shit went yellow, your basically fucked.

I guess in England they got cameras damn near everywhere. They even have stationary cameras on the freeway that get you if you're speeding.
 
Apr 11, 2003
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i think the cameras are only supposed to shoot when you enter the intersection on a red light. so if you are already in the intersection and it turns red, i don't think you will get your picture taken...

you could always take off your front licensplate, cuz i think they shoot the picture from the front....
 
Jul 7, 2002
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Da Yayologist said:
Man, I was driving here in Frisco earlier this evening and I came up upon the fuckin' intersection (block past Van Ness). As I was approaching, the yellow light had just come on, so I speeded up just a little to cross and the goddamn light turns red. So I'm like "Oh shit, I better get through." In less than a second as I'm crossing, I see three quick flashes from the bullshit red light camera. I fuckin' swear, I ain't never seen a yellow light turn red that quick before. It's like the shit was rigged or something. There was no wait at all.

I just read online right now that Lockheed Martin, the defense contract company that make these cameras have been known to mess with the yellow light wait time in Southern Cali, so they ended up dismissing a buncha tickets. They need to ban these cameras. The shit ain't fair.
its to control traffic man, where they have those camera, i think the yellow light is only on for a sec.
 
Jul 7, 2002
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Da Yayologist said:
Man, I was driving here in Frisco earlier this evening and I came up upon the fuckin' intersection (block past Van Ness). As I was approaching, the yellow light had just come on, so I speeded up just a little to cross and the goddamn light turns red. So I'm like "Oh shit, I better get through." In less than a second as I'm crossing, I see three quick flashes from the bullshit red light camera. I fuckin' swear, I ain't never seen a yellow light turn red that quick before. It's like the shit was rigged or something. There was no wait at all.

I just read online right now that Lockheed Martin, the defense contract company that make these cameras have been known to mess with the yellow light wait time in Southern Cali, so they ended up dismissing a buncha tickets. They need to ban these cameras. The shit ain't fair.
its to control traffic man, where they have those camera, i think the yellow light is only on for a sec.
 
Apr 25, 2002
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Man, I got caught by one of those in Sf before and I didnt even know it. Some time later, I got a ticket in the mail and it was accompanied by the pictures of me blowin the light and my licesne plate. Lol, I looked like a sucka in the picture eatin a Whopper and shit, haha.
 
Nov 14, 2002
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First off, if there's a camera, just don't run the light. Second, you can go to a shop where they sell all the fuckin' glowy shit, 400 inch rims, and pipes that make your car sound like lawnmowers that all the fags go to to make they car even gayer, and you can buy some sort of crazy film (or something) that you put over your plate that makes it unreadable to the camera.
 
Jun 27, 2002
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they sell license plate covers at Kragen that will hide your license plate number from traffic cams....theyre legal and work. spend 5.99 and never have the problem again