Fat Joe And Terror Squad Perform Live. 09/14/04. 9:15am
Fat Joe and Terror Squad came in to perform their hit song ''Lean Back'' after the break. Howard said they have the number one song in the country right now. He had Fat Joe, Remi Martin and L.V. in the studio. He spent a short time talking to Remi about how hot she was. He wondered how he could get a chick like her. She told him that he just needs to have a number one radio show like he does. Howard told her that all of the black chicks used to dis him when he asked them out. Remi and Joe told him that they wouldn't dis him now though. Howard said that he'd give Remi ''all one inch'' of his love if he was with her. He told her she'd love it. Howard also introduced Artie as being ''Jack Daniels'' since she was kind of named after an alcoholic drink herself.
Howard wondered if Fat Joe ever hits on Remi. She said he never does but Howard found that hard to believe. Joe said that he protects her like a sister. Howard talked to Joe about his song and how they use the term nigga even though he's Puerto Rican. Joe was also wearing a lot of jewelry so he wondered if he's investing the money or spending it all on jewelry. Joe said he's got money and he's not spending it all. Remi said that she doesn't have all that much money. She was talking about getting a check the other day for $250,000 while Joe got one for like $750,000.
Howard asked Joe and Remi about smoking weed. Joe said he doesn't smoke that stuff but Remi and L.V. do. Remi said she smokes about a half ounce a day and she knows that she's a pot head. Joe said he can't smoke that stuff because the one time he did, he ran out of the house naked because he got so paranoid. Howard told Remi that he'd get her all drugged up if he had the chance to date her. He asked her when the last time was that she had sex. She said it was the day before yesterday and it was with a Puerto Rican guy. She didn't have an orgasm and said she's never had one. Howard said that's kind of sad and that he'd end up using a vibrator on her. She said she's never tried that before. Howard said something must have happened to her when she was a child that messed her up. He thinks that she needs a ''gentle man'' to take care of her. Remi said she has faked them with guys before. Artie asked her to demonstrate a fake one for them but she didn't want to do that.
Howard asked Joe when he wrote this hit song of theirs. He said he just did it a few months ago. Robin told him that her favorite line in the song is ''my niggas don't dance, they just pull up their pants and do the rockaway.'' The guys don't have any idea what that means but they like the line.
Howard asked Fat Joe and Remi to go ahead and perform their hit song ''Lean Back'' for them. Fat Joe told Howard that they pressure themselves to come up with new hit songs. He said he's been working on new stuff lately. Artie suggested to him that he come up with one called ''Lean Forward'' but Fat Joe said you can't duplicate yourself. Only Weird Al Yankovic gets away with that. Howard took a few phone calls before Joe performed. One guy told Howard that Joe's song isn't all that good. Howard told the guy to stop with that and then had Joe and Remi perform ''Lean Back.''
After the song Howard said he saw Remi looking at him the whole time she was singing. He told her to stick with him and he'd get her a show on the WB. Howard gave the guys a plug for their album ''True Story'' which is out now. He wrapped up the interview a short time later and went to commercial break.
Fat Joe and Terror Squad came in to perform their hit song ''Lean Back'' after the break. Howard said they have the number one song in the country right now. He had Fat Joe, Remi Martin and L.V. in the studio. He spent a short time talking to Remi about how hot she was. He wondered how he could get a chick like her. She told him that he just needs to have a number one radio show like he does. Howard told her that all of the black chicks used to dis him when he asked them out. Remi and Joe told him that they wouldn't dis him now though. Howard said that he'd give Remi ''all one inch'' of his love if he was with her. He told her she'd love it. Howard also introduced Artie as being ''Jack Daniels'' since she was kind of named after an alcoholic drink herself.
Howard wondered if Fat Joe ever hits on Remi. She said he never does but Howard found that hard to believe. Joe said that he protects her like a sister. Howard talked to Joe about his song and how they use the term nigga even though he's Puerto Rican. Joe was also wearing a lot of jewelry so he wondered if he's investing the money or spending it all on jewelry. Joe said he's got money and he's not spending it all. Remi said that she doesn't have all that much money. She was talking about getting a check the other day for $250,000 while Joe got one for like $750,000.
Howard asked Joe and Remi about smoking weed. Joe said he doesn't smoke that stuff but Remi and L.V. do. Remi said she smokes about a half ounce a day and she knows that she's a pot head. Joe said he can't smoke that stuff because the one time he did, he ran out of the house naked because he got so paranoid. Howard told Remi that he'd get her all drugged up if he had the chance to date her. He asked her when the last time was that she had sex. She said it was the day before yesterday and it was with a Puerto Rican guy. She didn't have an orgasm and said she's never had one. Howard said that's kind of sad and that he'd end up using a vibrator on her. She said she's never tried that before. Howard said something must have happened to her when she was a child that messed her up. He thinks that she needs a ''gentle man'' to take care of her. Remi said she has faked them with guys before. Artie asked her to demonstrate a fake one for them but she didn't want to do that.
Howard asked Joe when he wrote this hit song of theirs. He said he just did it a few months ago. Robin told him that her favorite line in the song is ''my niggas don't dance, they just pull up their pants and do the rockaway.'' The guys don't have any idea what that means but they like the line.
Howard asked Fat Joe and Remi to go ahead and perform their hit song ''Lean Back'' for them. Fat Joe told Howard that they pressure themselves to come up with new hit songs. He said he's been working on new stuff lately. Artie suggested to him that he come up with one called ''Lean Forward'' but Fat Joe said you can't duplicate yourself. Only Weird Al Yankovic gets away with that. Howard took a few phone calls before Joe performed. One guy told Howard that Joe's song isn't all that good. Howard told the guy to stop with that and then had Joe and Remi perform ''Lean Back.''
After the song Howard said he saw Remi looking at him the whole time she was singing. He told her to stick with him and he'd get her a show on the WB. Howard gave the guys a plug for their album ''True Story'' which is out now. He wrapped up the interview a short time later and went to commercial break.
