DISASTER PLANET SCENARIO
In the future we want to have kids who get out of life what we got or better. We want them to be safe, free, and smart.
whats up wit the DISASTER part b? What up with that scenario mayne? You ask...
1. We will run out of oil and machines will be useless. What do we do with all these Chevy Corsicas that are sentanced to eternity without a resurection? What do we do to build without heavy machinery?
2. Tractor trailors will be useless, railroads will do what they can. FOOD will now be short in multiple places. Trucks cant deliver shit to you now. America stops.
3. All the people who went to school for mechanics will be unemployed along with gas station attendants, 10 minute oil changers, bus drivers, crossing gaurds, roadkill collectors and car makers above all.
4. Electricity prices will be so high that everyone will move to areas that have mild winters.
5. We already arent BUILDING UPWARDS so we will be running out of preciuous land by the time this problem develops. We should be living in 30 story apartments instead of building a Walmart in every town, making huge 1story neighborhoods.
6. Overpopulation leads to laws about who can give birth and to whom.
7. Crime is up since were all packed into warmer climates and no cop cars means the people who do good in track in highschool will be able to rob stores and get away. People will be murdered often for food or other things we think would be petty in todays times.
8. New diseases will sprout from our current disregaurd for the virus' capabilities for overcoming medicine and negligence to halt the ignorant people handling this matter today.
9. Why is the human race really here? To make plastic. Earth alone could not make plastic. Plastic of all colors already resides on streets, alleyways, neighborhoods. Where will all our trash go from now to the next 100 years? We will be so swarmed in rubbish that we cant stand in line waiting for our hand out meals and water, without smelling the stench of the multiple local trash piles.
10. Water will be so poluted and scarce that we cant afford to send it thru plumbing anyomre. We will be issued 1 small 10 ounce box to poop in per family member per household. These boxes will be mailed out by the rebirth of the Pony Express when gas runs out. These boxes will require a postage stamp.
11. Elderly people will be held accountalbe for not working. We can no longer afford to let them retire. Either dig ditches to burry the poop boxes or die of starvation old folks.
12. People will die by the age of 55.
13. Nations will destroy their enemies to aquire even a lake full of water.
14. When you are allowed to be pregnant, your kid will be combined with all that computer chip tracking shit you take as a joke now. We will all be located for work. We will all be located when you are found to be in opposition with the leaders and terminated.
15. Maybe some good news: Poker and Spades rules are the same as always.
16. Air may end up cleaner without all the fossil fuel burning, but it may be poisonus still if we burn the trash. Either way, soil and water will be so bad, well just die off with all those Chevy Corsicas still sitting in the last place they were when they ran out of gas.
Thanks for viewing the DISASTER SCENARIO FREESTYLE i rambled on about. Heres your rewards.
REWARD 4 THE GUYS reading this article... :classic:
REWARD 4 THE GIRLS reading my article...
In the future we want to have kids who get out of life what we got or better. We want them to be safe, free, and smart.
whats up wit the DISASTER part b? What up with that scenario mayne? You ask...
1. We will run out of oil and machines will be useless. What do we do with all these Chevy Corsicas that are sentanced to eternity without a resurection? What do we do to build without heavy machinery?
2. Tractor trailors will be useless, railroads will do what they can. FOOD will now be short in multiple places. Trucks cant deliver shit to you now. America stops.
3. All the people who went to school for mechanics will be unemployed along with gas station attendants, 10 minute oil changers, bus drivers, crossing gaurds, roadkill collectors and car makers above all.
4. Electricity prices will be so high that everyone will move to areas that have mild winters.
5. We already arent BUILDING UPWARDS so we will be running out of preciuous land by the time this problem develops. We should be living in 30 story apartments instead of building a Walmart in every town, making huge 1story neighborhoods.
6. Overpopulation leads to laws about who can give birth and to whom.
7. Crime is up since were all packed into warmer climates and no cop cars means the people who do good in track in highschool will be able to rob stores and get away. People will be murdered often for food or other things we think would be petty in todays times.
8. New diseases will sprout from our current disregaurd for the virus' capabilities for overcoming medicine and negligence to halt the ignorant people handling this matter today.
9. Why is the human race really here? To make plastic. Earth alone could not make plastic. Plastic of all colors already resides on streets, alleyways, neighborhoods. Where will all our trash go from now to the next 100 years? We will be so swarmed in rubbish that we cant stand in line waiting for our hand out meals and water, without smelling the stench of the multiple local trash piles.
10. Water will be so poluted and scarce that we cant afford to send it thru plumbing anyomre. We will be issued 1 small 10 ounce box to poop in per family member per household. These boxes will be mailed out by the rebirth of the Pony Express when gas runs out. These boxes will require a postage stamp.
11. Elderly people will be held accountalbe for not working. We can no longer afford to let them retire. Either dig ditches to burry the poop boxes or die of starvation old folks.
12. People will die by the age of 55.
13. Nations will destroy their enemies to aquire even a lake full of water.
14. When you are allowed to be pregnant, your kid will be combined with all that computer chip tracking shit you take as a joke now. We will all be located for work. We will all be located when you are found to be in opposition with the leaders and terminated.
15. Maybe some good news: Poker and Spades rules are the same as always.
16. Air may end up cleaner without all the fossil fuel burning, but it may be poisonus still if we burn the trash. Either way, soil and water will be so bad, well just die off with all those Chevy Corsicas still sitting in the last place they were when they ran out of gas.
Thanks for viewing the DISASTER SCENARIO FREESTYLE i rambled on about. Heres your rewards.
REWARD 4 THE GUYS reading this article... :classic:
REWARD 4 THE GIRLS reading my article...
