Now as we all know bitches come in two different categories. One category is fuckable the other is not-fuckable. Some people might argue and say, "No MexicanCommando you're wrong! Women come in a three section category: beautiful, plain, and ugly!" Or they might say, "Women cannot be subjected to being categorized you fucking pig!" Or my personnel favorite, "Women are not pieces of meat, they have feelings and want to be noticed for their talents not their breasts." This is all fine and dandy but most people who say this are either women, lesbos, or gay. These people should shut the fuck up as they have no need to rate women (except for lesbos, but real lesbos are uglier than shit so i'm not taking their opinion into consideration when I rate a woman.) Now back to the topic, you have two types of women. Those you would fuck and those you would not fuck. My thesis is that these women can be rated and categorized. Now I will explain the rating system. Before you simply say, "I would fuck that bitch!" You must ask yourself, "Do I want to fuck her? And If I do how much do I want to fuck her?" This problem is easily resolved by using my patended method. The rating system I propose is a system based on the scale of 10.
10 being the best and 1 being the lowest. So a 10 would be the equivalent of an 18 year old, virgin, goddess and a 1 would be a peg legged, mentally retarded, disfigured ape woman. A 5 then would be an average. Here is my propsed scale rating system.
10- Goddess. only .001% of Siccness users will ever fuck a bitch this beautiful. About 1% will date a 10.
Real life equivalent: Tyra Banks, Marylin Monroe, Thalia
9- Incredibly beautiful. Although not a 10 she is still a nice piece of ass. 9's are incredibly beautiful but are missing 'something.' They are either really stupid or stuck up bitches. About 5% of the Siccness will ever be able to date a 9 and only 2% will ever fuck one.
Real life equivalent:Alyssa Milano, Brittany Spears, Jessica Simpson
8- Beautiful. A lot better than what the average Siccness user will ever get. They aren't 9's or 10's because they're not as pretty and therefore not as fuckable. Although their fuckability is high many times 8's have too high of a fuckability and therefore are considered sluts.
Real life Equivalent: Jlo, Shannon Elizabeth, Anna Kourni... (What ever the bitches name is. I don't speak Hebrew.)
Of the siccness users, an 8 is a lot more obtainable than a 9 or a 10. Although a lot more of us can 'pull an 8' we might want to think about it as many are hoes and can give us the aids and the HIV. But on the other hand they are quite delicious! Statistics from the www.fuckabilitytest.gov/Mexicancommando.html say that 10% of the elite Siccness users can get an 8 to fuck and an an even better figure of 15 will actually date one in there lives. Yay siccness users!
7- Nice. A 7 is a more realistic choice for the average siccness user as few of us have one of the following: Tom Cruise like goodlooks, Bill Gates like money, or Albert Einstein like antelagiance. A 7 is more of less an amateur porn star or a starting out model. They are not 8's because an 8 is a ho that is in between Supermodel status and amateur porn star status, so the only logical place of a 7 is well...the 7 slot.
7's fuck a lot more than 8's, 9', or 10's because they are not as demanding. a 10 will almost NEVER put out because they like to milk a guy for all he is worth and then and only then will they even think about letting you out your sausage in their love hole. 7's don't have this problem because few billionares would chose a 7 over a 10. 25% of siccness users will ever go out with a 7 and 15% will ever fuck one. Good numbers for an above average looking woman.
Real life equivalent: Michelle Pfeiffer (past her prime of course, so don't think of catwoman, think more of catwomans mom. MILF's are usually 7's), Katie Holmes, the girl at Starbucks that oogles my weenie every time I walk into the store.
6- Here at last, Here at last! Good lord we're here at last! The six is what we all know and love, we usually name these cute vixens "the girl next door," usually we name them this because we can usually find these girls at the next door over. Yes I know, we men are not a creative bunch, but fuck it.
The 6 is usually the type of pussy that we can all get. They are not beautiful, sexy, top notch, grade A, or very fuckable but they sure as hell are cute. These are the girls that are one point above being average and although they come a dime a dozen they are not average or ugly by any means. Usually they're sweet, nice, playful, kind hearted, everything you could want in a woman. Problem is that 6's are not supermodels and therefore rank lower in the 10 rating scale. Although a 6 is not low, it is the lowest of the 'fuckable' category.
Real life equivalent: Betty from the Archie Comics, Olsen Twins, Liv Tyler, Your best friends underage cousin, Julia Stiles and the girl next door.
85% of ALL siccness members will date a 6 and 80% will get to fuck a 6. They're that easy!
5- Five is a very tricky number. This is the buffer zone between the 'fuckable' and the 'not-fuckable' category. I like to believe that fives are still fuckable, because let's face it, we all would fuck a plain bitch if she was willing and able to set the pussy at the table. Although I believe a five is still fuckable, my fellow rate-a-bitch-ologist would be prone to disagree and so in order to appeace both sides we have left it as a buffer zone. A five is relative to the fucker (the guy rating) and not the fuckee (the woman who is to be rated) since she can't rate herself anyways. So in all fairness I will leave a 5 as a 5. If you think of her as 'fuckable' then good for you. If you don't like fucking plain bitches then add her to the 'not-fuckable' category.
Siccness members who will get to date a 5: 90% Siccness members who will get to fuck a 5: 85%
Real life equivalent: Jessica Biel, Kelly Rowland, and Jenna Von Oy
10 being the best and 1 being the lowest. So a 10 would be the equivalent of an 18 year old, virgin, goddess and a 1 would be a peg legged, mentally retarded, disfigured ape woman. A 5 then would be an average. Here is my propsed scale rating system.
10- Goddess. only .001% of Siccness users will ever fuck a bitch this beautiful. About 1% will date a 10.
Real life equivalent: Tyra Banks, Marylin Monroe, Thalia
9- Incredibly beautiful. Although not a 10 she is still a nice piece of ass. 9's are incredibly beautiful but are missing 'something.' They are either really stupid or stuck up bitches. About 5% of the Siccness will ever be able to date a 9 and only 2% will ever fuck one.
Real life equivalent:Alyssa Milano, Brittany Spears, Jessica Simpson
8- Beautiful. A lot better than what the average Siccness user will ever get. They aren't 9's or 10's because they're not as pretty and therefore not as fuckable. Although their fuckability is high many times 8's have too high of a fuckability and therefore are considered sluts.
Real life Equivalent: Jlo, Shannon Elizabeth, Anna Kourni... (What ever the bitches name is. I don't speak Hebrew.)
Of the siccness users, an 8 is a lot more obtainable than a 9 or a 10. Although a lot more of us can 'pull an 8' we might want to think about it as many are hoes and can give us the aids and the HIV. But on the other hand they are quite delicious! Statistics from the www.fuckabilitytest.gov/Mexicancommando.html say that 10% of the elite Siccness users can get an 8 to fuck and an an even better figure of 15 will actually date one in there lives. Yay siccness users!
7- Nice. A 7 is a more realistic choice for the average siccness user as few of us have one of the following: Tom Cruise like goodlooks, Bill Gates like money, or Albert Einstein like antelagiance. A 7 is more of less an amateur porn star or a starting out model. They are not 8's because an 8 is a ho that is in between Supermodel status and amateur porn star status, so the only logical place of a 7 is well...the 7 slot.
7's fuck a lot more than 8's, 9', or 10's because they are not as demanding. a 10 will almost NEVER put out because they like to milk a guy for all he is worth and then and only then will they even think about letting you out your sausage in their love hole. 7's don't have this problem because few billionares would chose a 7 over a 10. 25% of siccness users will ever go out with a 7 and 15% will ever fuck one. Good numbers for an above average looking woman.
Real life equivalent: Michelle Pfeiffer (past her prime of course, so don't think of catwoman, think more of catwomans mom. MILF's are usually 7's), Katie Holmes, the girl at Starbucks that oogles my weenie every time I walk into the store.
6- Here at last, Here at last! Good lord we're here at last! The six is what we all know and love, we usually name these cute vixens "the girl next door," usually we name them this because we can usually find these girls at the next door over. Yes I know, we men are not a creative bunch, but fuck it.
The 6 is usually the type of pussy that we can all get. They are not beautiful, sexy, top notch, grade A, or very fuckable but they sure as hell are cute. These are the girls that are one point above being average and although they come a dime a dozen they are not average or ugly by any means. Usually they're sweet, nice, playful, kind hearted, everything you could want in a woman. Problem is that 6's are not supermodels and therefore rank lower in the 10 rating scale. Although a 6 is not low, it is the lowest of the 'fuckable' category.
Real life equivalent: Betty from the Archie Comics, Olsen Twins, Liv Tyler, Your best friends underage cousin, Julia Stiles and the girl next door.
85% of ALL siccness members will date a 6 and 80% will get to fuck a 6. They're that easy!
5- Five is a very tricky number. This is the buffer zone between the 'fuckable' and the 'not-fuckable' category. I like to believe that fives are still fuckable, because let's face it, we all would fuck a plain bitch if she was willing and able to set the pussy at the table. Although I believe a five is still fuckable, my fellow rate-a-bitch-ologist would be prone to disagree and so in order to appeace both sides we have left it as a buffer zone. A five is relative to the fucker (the guy rating) and not the fuckee (the woman who is to be rated) since she can't rate herself anyways. So in all fairness I will leave a 5 as a 5. If you think of her as 'fuckable' then good for you. If you don't like fucking plain bitches then add her to the 'not-fuckable' category.
Siccness members who will get to date a 5: 90% Siccness members who will get to fuck a 5: 85%
Real life equivalent: Jessica Biel, Kelly Rowland, and Jenna Von Oy
