Rap v Country v Rock & Roll
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Every Rock and Roll song that has ever been written looks like this.
I’m crying like a little bitch
I can’t get what I need
My Nazi Pig Face Daddy
Threw out all my weed!
Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
You threw away my weed
Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
Give me back my weed
Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
I got to have my weed.
Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
America eats shit!
Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
America eats shit!
Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
America eats shit!
Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
America eats shit!
You eat shit Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
Just like America eats shit
Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
You oppress all the black people!
Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
And you oppress women and gay people too!
Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
And now you want to destroy all life on our beautiful planet!
Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
And YOU THREW AWAY MY WEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!
Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
Give me back my weed!
Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
Give me back my weed!
Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
Give me back my weed!
Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
And I want my allowance money too!
I’m crying like a little bitch
I can’t get what I need
My Nazi Pig Face Daddy
Threw out all my weed!
Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
You threw away my weed
Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
Give me back my weed
Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
I got to have my weed.
Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
America eats shit!
Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
America eats shit!
Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
America eats shit!
Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
America eats shit!
You eat shit Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
Just like America eats shit
Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
You oppress all the black people!
Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
And you oppress women and gay people too!
Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
And now you want to destroy all life on our beautiful planet!
Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
And YOU THREW AWAY MY WEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!
Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
Give me back my weed!
Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
Give me back my weed!
Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
Give me back my weed!
Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
Nazi Pig Face Daddy!
And I want my allowance money too!
Every Country song that has ever been written looks like this:
Well I may be drunk and stupid, but I’m just as good as you.
And I love my flag and country and I love my whiskey too.
So you better get on going if you know what’s good for you.
‘Cause I may be drunk and stupid, but I’m just as good as you.
It was Saturday night and I was way all right ‘cause I’d drunk a lot of beer.
And I was sharing all the opinions I had about everything twas going on.
And just as I was drinking down the last of my latest brew
Some hippy-haired Jew-boy went and said that our President was wrong.
Well I may be drunk and stupid, but I’m just as good as you.
And I love my flag and country and I love my whiskey too.
So you better get on going if you know what’s good for you.
‘Cause I may be drunk and stupid, but I’m just as good as you.
So I said, “Listen up there Sheeny! I heard just what you said
And if you keep talking that Commy-talk, I’ll bust your fuzzy haid.
America’s all ‘bout Freedom, except for creeps like you
And I may be drunk and stupid, but I’m just as good as you.
And there is no doubt about it, that I’m sure drunk and stupid.
Yup, hey everybody look at me! While I’m being drunk and stupid.
Nine out of ten dentists do agree that I’m sure drunk and stupid.
But I may be drunk and stupid, but I’m just as good as you.
Well I may be drunk and stupid, but I’m just as good as you.
And I love my flag and country and I love my whiskey too.
So you better get on going if you know what’s good for you.
‘Cause I may be drunk and stupid, but I’m just as good as you.
And later on that very night I was ordering another beer.
And feeling proud, for being Free and being American.
And right when I was so damn proud for being that I was here.
Some fella from Mexico said something in Spanish that I didn’t understand.
Well I may be drunk and stupid, but I’m just as good as you.
And I love my flag and country and I love my whiskey too.
So you better get on going if you know what’s good for you.
‘Cause I may be drunk and stupid, but I’m just as good as you.
So I says, “Listen up there Pedro! America has rules
We don’t talk that greasy jibber-jab
And our sisters don’t fuck mules.
So pay some attention here because I got
Something to explain to you
You see I may be drunk and stupid, but I’m just as good as you.
Well I may be drunk and stupid, but I’m just as good as you.
And I love my flag and country and I love my whiskey too.
So you better get on going if you know what’s good for you.
‘Cause I may be drunk and stupid, but I’m just as good as you.
Dale Earnhardt sailed the ocean in 1492
He’s up there on Mount Rushmore now, ‘cause he knew a thing or two.
He fought against the British
And the Japs and Ragheads too.
And I may be drunk and stupid, but I’m just as good as you.
Well I may be drunk and stupid, but I’m just as good as you.
And I love my flag and country and I love my whiskey too.
So you better get on going if you know what’s good for you.
‘Cause I may be drunk and stupid, but I’m just as good as you.
Now get me another goddamn beer already!
Well I may be drunk and stupid, but I’m just as good as you.
And I love my flag and country and I love my whiskey too.
So you better get on going if you know what’s good for you.
‘Cause I may be drunk and stupid, but I’m just as good as you.
It was Saturday night and I was way all right ‘cause I’d drunk a lot of beer.
And I was sharing all the opinions I had about everything twas going on.
And just as I was drinking down the last of my latest brew
Some hippy-haired Jew-boy went and said that our President was wrong.
Well I may be drunk and stupid, but I’m just as good as you.
And I love my flag and country and I love my whiskey too.
So you better get on going if you know what’s good for you.
‘Cause I may be drunk and stupid, but I’m just as good as you.
So I said, “Listen up there Sheeny! I heard just what you said
And if you keep talking that Commy-talk, I’ll bust your fuzzy haid.
America’s all ‘bout Freedom, except for creeps like you
And I may be drunk and stupid, but I’m just as good as you.
And there is no doubt about it, that I’m sure drunk and stupid.
Yup, hey everybody look at me! While I’m being drunk and stupid.
Nine out of ten dentists do agree that I’m sure drunk and stupid.
But I may be drunk and stupid, but I’m just as good as you.
Well I may be drunk and stupid, but I’m just as good as you.
And I love my flag and country and I love my whiskey too.
So you better get on going if you know what’s good for you.
‘Cause I may be drunk and stupid, but I’m just as good as you.
And later on that very night I was ordering another beer.
And feeling proud, for being Free and being American.
And right when I was so damn proud for being that I was here.
Some fella from Mexico said something in Spanish that I didn’t understand.
Well I may be drunk and stupid, but I’m just as good as you.
And I love my flag and country and I love my whiskey too.
So you better get on going if you know what’s good for you.
‘Cause I may be drunk and stupid, but I’m just as good as you.
So I says, “Listen up there Pedro! America has rules
We don’t talk that greasy jibber-jab
And our sisters don’t fuck mules.
So pay some attention here because I got
Something to explain to you
You see I may be drunk and stupid, but I’m just as good as you.
Well I may be drunk and stupid, but I’m just as good as you.
And I love my flag and country and I love my whiskey too.
So you better get on going if you know what’s good for you.
‘Cause I may be drunk and stupid, but I’m just as good as you.
Dale Earnhardt sailed the ocean in 1492
He’s up there on Mount Rushmore now, ‘cause he knew a thing or two.
He fought against the British
And the Japs and Ragheads too.
And I may be drunk and stupid, but I’m just as good as you.
Well I may be drunk and stupid, but I’m just as good as you.
And I love my flag and country and I love my whiskey too.
So you better get on going if you know what’s good for you.
‘Cause I may be drunk and stupid, but I’m just as good as you.
Now get me another goddamn beer already!
Every rap song currently looks like this:
FEMALE VOICE: All my love is love, and much more love than love for love and love. For love needs more of love. And love is love with love for love and love.
MALE VOICE: Show me your goddamn tits bitch! Show me your tits right now! I wanna see your tits bitch! Show me your tits right now!
FEMALE VOICE: All my love is love, and much more love than love for love and love. For love needs more of love. And love is love with love for love and love.
MALE VOICE: Show me your goddamn tits bitch! Show me your tits right now! I wanna see your tits bitch! Show me your tits right now!
FEMALE VOICE: All my love is love, and much more love than love for love and love. For love needs more of love. And love is love with love for love and love.
MALE VOICE: Show me your goddamn tits bitch! Show me your tits right now! I wanna see your tits bitch! Show me your tits right now!
FEMALE VOICE: All my love is love, and much more love than love for love and love. For love needs more of love. And love is love with love for love and love.
MALE VOICE: Show me your goddamn tits bitch! Show me your tits right now! I wanna see your tits bitch! Show me your tits right now!
FEMALE VOICE: All my love is love, and much more love than love for love and love. For love needs more of love. And love is love with love for love and love.
MALE VOICE: Show me your goddamn tits bitch! Show me your tits right now! I wanna see your tits bitch! Show me your tits right now!
FEMALE VOICE: All my love is love, and much more love than love for love and love. For love needs more of love. And love is love with love for love and love.
MALE VOICE: Show me your goddamn tits bitch! Show me your tits right now! I wanna see your tits bitch! Show me your tits right now!
MALE VOICE: Hold your tits up in the air! And wave them all around like you just don’t care!
FEMALE VOICE: Love my love. With ever love more love. Love makes love. And love is love is love.
MALE VOICE: Hold your tits up in the air! And wave them all around like you just don’t care!
FEMALE VOICE: Love my love. With ever love more love. Love makes love. And love is love is love.
MALE VOICE: Hold your tits up in the air! And wave them all around like you just don’t care!
FEMALE VOICE: Love my love. With ever love more love. Love makes love. And love is love is love.
MALE VOICE: Bitch had BETTER show me some tits!
FEMALE VOICE: All my love is love, and much more love than love for love and love. For love needs more of love. And love is love with love for love and love.
MALE VOICE: Show me your goddamn tits bitch! Show me your tits right now! I wanna see your tits bitch! Show me your tits right now!
FEMALE VOICE: All my love is love, and much more love than love for love and love. For love needs more of love. And love is love with love for love and love.
MALE VOICE: Show me your goddamn tits bitch! Show me your tits right now! I wanna see your tits bitch! Show me your tits right now!
FEMALE VOICE: All my love is love, and much more love than love for love and love. For love needs more of love. And love is love with love for love and love.
MALE VOICE: Show me your goddamn tits bitch! Show me your tits right now! I wanna see your tits bitch! Show me your tits right now!
FEMALE VOICE: All my love is love, and much more love than love for love and love. For love needs more of love. And love is love with love for love and love.
MALE VOICE: Show me your goddamn tits bitch! Show me your tits right now! I wanna see your tits bitch! Show me your tits right now!
FEMALE VOICE: All my love is love, and much more love than love for love and love. For love needs more of love. And love is love with love for love and love.
MALE VOICE: Show me your goddamn tits bitch! Show me your tits right now! I wanna see your tits bitch! Show me your tits right now!
FEMALE VOICE: All my love is love, and much more love than love for love and love. For love needs more of love. And love is love with love for love and love.
MALE VOICE: Show me your goddamn tits bitch! Show me your tits right now! I wanna see your tits bitch! Show me your tits right now!
MALE VOICE: Hold your tits up in the air! And wave them all around like you just don’t care!
FEMALE VOICE: Love my love. With ever love more love. Love makes love. And love is love is love.
MALE VOICE: Hold your tits up in the air! And wave them all around like you just don’t care!
FEMALE VOICE: Love my love. With ever love more love. Love makes love. And love is love is love.
MALE VOICE: Hold your tits up in the air! And wave them all around like you just don’t care!
FEMALE VOICE: Love my love. With ever love more love. Love makes love. And love is love is love.
MALE VOICE: Bitch had BETTER show me some tits!
