random acts of ghettoness (jacked from ic)

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Mar 4, 2006
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i thought this was funny when i read it so i wanted to share it with yall

"I'm sorry that I'm turning a positive thing into a negative (lol) but I just was wondering if y'all had any stories to share about people acting ghetto. And when I say ghetto, I mean get-the-fuck-out-of-here-ghetto. Ridiculously innappropriate ghetto. Ghetto for no good reason ghetto.

Yesterday I was in the nail salon getting my nails done. Some girl was in there who obviously had an attitude problem but nobody was paying her any mind. All of the sudden I hear her getting loud with the Vietnamese girl who was doing her nails. She was mad because the girl was going to charge her 4 dollars to do designs on her nails. Then out of nowhere I hear "BITCH YOU BETTA PUT THA FUCKIN DESIGNS ON MY FUCKIN NAILS BEFORE I SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF YOU" and the little Vietnamese girl (looked like she was 10) stood up and was like GO AHEAD! LOL Then some white lady called the police and these chicks started fighting, hardcore. I was sitting there in shock. I didn't do anything cuz my nails were wet and I wasn't trying to mess them up LOL The fight gets broken up but the black chick is acting ridiculous, flailing her arms around and breaking shit, then the police get there and press her to the ground. The guy was like "DO YOU WANT TO GO TO JAIL OVER 4 DOLLARS?!" I don't know what happened after that b/c they took her outside. I'm guessing that dumbass got locked up cuz she was talking shit to the police. All that for nothing, man. It's ridiculous. I have never understood why so many sistas act like this in public. Everyone just looks at them like they're retarded anyway.

So share your stories people."
 
Aug 14, 2003
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HAHA SOUNDS LIKE FOXY BROWN.

MY DADS FRIEND USED TO OWN A BUILDING WHERE HE WOULD LEASE OUT TO PEOPLE FOR VARIOUS EVENTS. ANYWAY, HE HAD A CONTRACT WITH A PASTOR FOR HIS CHURCH. ONE TIME HE WAS HE FORGOT TO GO DOWN THERE TO OPEN UP THE BUILDING FOR THEM SO THEY CAN HAVE THEIR SERVICE. ONE LADY GETS REALLY IMPATIENT AND SHE CALLS HIM, I HAPPEN TO BE OVER THERE AND I ANSWERED THE PHONE, SHE WAS THINKING I WAS HIM:

"MUTHAFUCKA DO YOU KNOW ITS SUNDAY AND WE TRYIN TO HAVE SERVICE, I KNOW YOUR ASS WAS OUT GETTIN DRUNK, YOU LAZY NIGGA, IM HUNG OVER TOO BUT I GOT UP EARLY FOR THE LORD. YOU ALWAYS LATE COMIN DOWN HERE TO OPEN UP THE DAMN BUILDING, YOU FAT LAZY MUTHAFUCKA, HURRY UP AND BRING YOUR ASS DOWN HERE! GOD BLESS YOU"
 

fillyacup

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Sep 27, 2004
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Southend_206 said:
"MUTHAFUCKA DO YOU KNOW ITS SUNDAY AND WE TRYIN TO HAVE SERVICE, I KNOW YOUR ASS WAS OUT GETTIN DRUNK, YOU LAZY NIGGA, IM HUNG OVER TOO BUT I GOT UP EARLY FOR THE LORD. YOU ALWAYS LATE COMIN DOWN HERE TO OPEN UP THE DAMN BUILDING, YOU FAT LAZY MUTHAFUCKA, HURRY UP AND BRING YOUR ASS DOWN HERE! GOD BLESS YOU"

LOL, now thats fuckin funny!
 

MzCiN

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Apr 13, 2007
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yea thats some real BPS..... ive seen that happen on the bus once. it was when that hurricane katrina thing happened we had neworleans ppl runnin around everywhere. so usually the bus here is a dollar unless ur a student then its like 50 cents. so she was behind me lady was like 30 yrs old. so she tries to get on and the bus driver told her " u needa dollar " so shes like why "nigga u just let that lil girl get on with 50 cents?" so hes like well ma'm shes a student. so she gets all in his face and shes like " i saiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid let me in, im a mothafuccin katrina victim u think i have a dollar?" i was like wtf this lady claimin she broke but she got her nails and hair done. wearin some babyphat. she was tellin some girl while we were waiting " oooooooh girl i finally got my debit card bought me some clothes got my nails done" bla bla bla. so im like ok u dont have a dollar wut the hell. i was high too so i was straight up laughin at her dumbass. gettin all krazy with some old man over a dollar. wut kinda shit is that. so like 5 minutes go by and theyre still arguing and i was pist cause my car was in the shop so i had to ride the bus to school and to top it off i was gonna be late. so im like lady just give him the god damn 50 cents its just 50 cents. im gonna be late for school so she was like oh im gonna ask that guy right there to give me a dollar hold on so she starts going down the stairs and she turns around and tells the old man " dont u dare leave me mothafucca " as soon as her dumbass gets off he closes the doors and leaves. she was yellin and runnin after the bus throwin rocks n shit. like some dumb lil girl. i was like damn over a dollar wut kinda shit is that.
 

I AM

Some Random Asshole
Apr 25, 2002
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autistic said:
Yesterday I was in the nail salon getting my nails done.

i hope that you're either a female or this is something you found online that you thought was funny....
 

I AM

Some Random Asshole
Apr 25, 2002
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i looked at that after i made the post...

i was about to clown..but really, getting your nails done is almost like washing your hands or somethin...it's part of good hygiene...which is why most people have nasty ass finger nails.
 

I AM

Some Random Asshole
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autistic said:
trust me cuzzo you ain't gonna get far trying to clown me with your supercuts cornrows.
that's funny, cause you've yet to see in detail what any of the designs i've had look like...so how you would judge they are or are not decent looking is beyond me......not to mention that judging (or even caring a little for that matter) another guy's physical appearance is questionable. maybe that's why you were looking up nail salons for manicures.

so you can be like every other loser on here that talks shit when they don't know what they are actually talkin about....it's okay, i know you want to look cool in front of all your friends. :)