This is pretty funny.....
The Coach had put together the perfect team for the Oakland Raiders.
>The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted
all
> the colleges, and even the high schools, but he couldn't find a
ringer
> quarterback who could ensure a Super Bowl win.
>
> Then one night, while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene in
> Afghanistan In one corner of the background, he spotted a young
> Afghanistan soldier with a truly incredible arm.
>
> He threw a hand grenade
> straight into a 3rd-story window 200 yards away, ka-boom! He threw
> another hand grenade into a group of 10 soldiers 100 yards away,
> ka-blooey! Then a car passed, going 90 mph, bulls-eye!
>
> "I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the !
perfect
> arm!"
>
>
> So, he brings him to the! States and teaches him the great game of
> football, and the Raiders go on to win the Super Bowl for another
time
> in history.
>
> The young Afghani is hailed as the Great Hero of football,
> and when Coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants to
do is
> to call his mother.
>
> "Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"
>
> "I don't want to talk to you," the old woman says. "You deserted
us.
> You are not my son."
>
> "I don't think you understand, Mother!" the young man pleads. "I
just
> won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among
thousands
> of my adoring fans."
>
> "No,! let me tell you," his mother retorts. "At this very moment,
there
> are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble.
Your
> two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week,
and!
> this week your sister was raped in broad daylight."
>
> The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says, "..I'll never forgive
you
> for making us move to Oakland."
The Coach had put together the perfect team for the Oakland Raiders.
>The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted
all
> the colleges, and even the high schools, but he couldn't find a
ringer
> quarterback who could ensure a Super Bowl win.
>
> Then one night, while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene in
> Afghanistan In one corner of the background, he spotted a young
> Afghanistan soldier with a truly incredible arm.
>
> He threw a hand grenade
> straight into a 3rd-story window 200 yards away, ka-boom! He threw
> another hand grenade into a group of 10 soldiers 100 yards away,
> ka-blooey! Then a car passed, going 90 mph, bulls-eye!
>
> "I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the !
perfect
> arm!"
>
>
> So, he brings him to the! States and teaches him the great game of
> football, and the Raiders go on to win the Super Bowl for another
time
> in history.
>
> The young Afghani is hailed as the Great Hero of football,
> and when Coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants to
do is
> to call his mother.
>
> "Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"
>
> "I don't want to talk to you," the old woman says. "You deserted
us.
> You are not my son."
>
> "I don't think you understand, Mother!" the young man pleads. "I
just
> won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among
thousands
> of my adoring fans."
>
> "No,! let me tell you," his mother retorts. "At this very moment,
there
> are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble.
Your
> two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week,
and!
> this week your sister was raped in broad daylight."
>
> The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says, "..I'll never forgive
you
> for making us move to Oakland."
