R3: Beto916 v Ovarbmu
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i came to save-the-day, why dont this gay-behave?/
betos the ''oldest enemy'' rappin since flava-flav/
i paved-the-way, if you beat bravo, u mastered-rap/
but you busy performing at gay orgies, going ''back-to-back''/
i slash-this-cat, this bastards-wack, im fast-to-snap/
he gets no pussy, hes like ''busting a nut'' the way hes ''after-ass''/
how he a vet? yo, from all i seen, bros-gay?/
the only time ''beto IS siccness'', it was cause of old-age/
he rapping and ''blows bones'', hes not only bummed-from-his-back/
i seen he was fag before we met, cause he's ''ass'' and ''comes-from-the-SAC''/
you suck-at-this-rap, this cat gonna take a simple-beating/
get layed the fuck out and i dont mean on his Temper-pedic/
this elder aint strapped at the waist, unless its-a-dildo/
he tryed to put his feet up in this battle, but forgot his special-pillow/
im wrecking-beto, he aint a pimp, he floss-wit-singles/
an internet thug, but in real life, he ''missing the G'' like he lost-in-bingo/
i was gonna quit but fuck it i feel good............
homie, why you long-to, get the same effect that a bong-do/
now we gonna ''force you outta ya zone'' like you went to the wrong-school/
i got a retarded flow, it'll make you wipe up ya tongue-drool/
you done-fool, tryin to get a run?-cool, but this bum-through/
me and my niggas deep and we all-kill-hater-shit/
so you better ''park'' or get ''wrecked(rec'd)'' like ball-field-maintenence/
you better rap ya head in a 4 leaf clover/
before i blow ya brains on the sidewalk and you'll get arrested for indecent exposure/
we-fold-hos, cheap-ol-hos, like this faggot, he either know he weak-or-bold/
i could break in his room and prolly find ''cock on the screen'' like the NBC-logo/
wats worse-is-guys, see this blinding flow and try to step to it, it hurt-they-eyes/
cause of the wood-on-my-whip, his whole ''hood-on-my-dick'' like im uncircumsized/
GAME OVER.
betos the ''oldest enemy'' rappin since flava-flav/
i paved-the-way, if you beat bravo, u mastered-rap/
but you busy performing at gay orgies, going ''back-to-back''/
i slash-this-cat, this bastards-wack, im fast-to-snap/
he gets no pussy, hes like ''busting a nut'' the way hes ''after-ass''/
how he a vet? yo, from all i seen, bros-gay?/
the only time ''beto IS siccness'', it was cause of old-age/
he rapping and ''blows bones'', hes not only bummed-from-his-back/
i seen he was fag before we met, cause he's ''ass'' and ''comes-from-the-SAC''/
you suck-at-this-rap, this cat gonna take a simple-beating/
get layed the fuck out and i dont mean on his Temper-pedic/
this elder aint strapped at the waist, unless its-a-dildo/
he tryed to put his feet up in this battle, but forgot his special-pillow/
im wrecking-beto, he aint a pimp, he floss-wit-singles/
an internet thug, but in real life, he ''missing the G'' like he lost-in-bingo/
i was gonna quit but fuck it i feel good............
homie, why you long-to, get the same effect that a bong-do/
now we gonna ''force you outta ya zone'' like you went to the wrong-school/
i got a retarded flow, it'll make you wipe up ya tongue-drool/
you done-fool, tryin to get a run?-cool, but this bum-through/
me and my niggas deep and we all-kill-hater-shit/
so you better ''park'' or get ''wrecked(rec'd)'' like ball-field-maintenence/
you better rap ya head in a 4 leaf clover/
before i blow ya brains on the sidewalk and you'll get arrested for indecent exposure/
we-fold-hos, cheap-ol-hos, like this faggot, he either know he weak-or-bold/
i could break in his room and prolly find ''cock on the screen'' like the NBC-logo/
wats worse-is-guys, see this blinding flow and try to step to it, it hurt-they-eyes/
cause of the wood-on-my-whip, his whole ''hood-on-my-dick'' like im uncircumsized/
GAME OVER.
I’m takin’ this tourney umbravo /
There’s nothin’ you or anybody can tell me
I’ll leave the crowd screamin’ BRAVO /
After I murder this fat kid named Kodi Shelley
Your stomach’s steadily swelling /
But hey, at least your chins are keepin’ up
A southern lyricist? Get real wit’ it bitch /
Adjust your double D cups
Quit eatin’ them cream puffs /
You’re becoming what you ingest
You’ve already stolen FATAL’s style muthafucka /
Shit, whose swagger you jackin’ next?
I’m wettin’ this pussy like sex /
But, you wouldn’t know nothin’ ‘bout that, huh?
Mater of fact, fuck you, your catalog /
and everything you’ve done so far Bruh
there’s two of us left, uh…. /
but cuzzo, I’m the one
IF your CD drops fool, I wouldn’t “cop” you /
if your fat ass had a badge and a gun
I’m slappin’ you “Son” /
Quick, somebody call child services
I’ll front page a deadly display like Jon-Bonet’s /
Kid, my style’s too murderous
Leave your brains real hamburger-ish /
That’s how I handle my beef
Might as well call this your eulogy, punk /
Cause I’m talkin’ ‘bout the deceased
PLEASE Kodi, you ain’t fuckin’ wit’ me /
Don’t even waste your wack scriptures
My verbs are worth about a million /
Isn’t that what they say about pictures??
WTF??
Wow /
now ya feel the urge to add extra bars /
superceedin’ me’s like you climbin’ a flight of steps /
kid, you gotta try extra hard
body frame came from a box of lard /
yeah, true your flow is retarded
but that’s because you’re 4 months premature /
born when your momma farted
your fat ass is a target /
so its easy to spot ya
why you braggin’ on ya chump change / keep that shit in ya pockets, potna
this is what hot bars, and hustlin’ hard get’s ya / fucka, step ya game up
what’s ya marketing plan? /
cell phone photoshoots & backwards name, ha
your youth is to blame bruh /
your momma should have raised you better
it aint your fault she was at the mall zooted /
boostin’ you fat albert fubu & southpole sweaters
she got a meat pole fettish /
covered in more white “dressing” then celery & romaine lettuce
ya so lame, Grimace /
cant you hear all the laughter??
The last thing the industry’s lookin’ for /
Is a Kel impersonatin’ bastard
A young Klump, plump rapper /
The love child of uncle ben & jenny craig
this elderly dude took care of you /
Fuck ovarbmu, I renamed that fool ovarweight
HERCULES HERCULES HERCULES!!!!
There’s nothin’ you or anybody can tell me
I’ll leave the crowd screamin’ BRAVO /
After I murder this fat kid named Kodi Shelley
Your stomach’s steadily swelling /
But hey, at least your chins are keepin’ up
A southern lyricist? Get real wit’ it bitch /
Adjust your double D cups
Quit eatin’ them cream puffs /
You’re becoming what you ingest
You’ve already stolen FATAL’s style muthafucka /
Shit, whose swagger you jackin’ next?
I’m wettin’ this pussy like sex /
But, you wouldn’t know nothin’ ‘bout that, huh?
Mater of fact, fuck you, your catalog /
and everything you’ve done so far Bruh
there’s two of us left, uh…. /
but cuzzo, I’m the one
IF your CD drops fool, I wouldn’t “cop” you /
if your fat ass had a badge and a gun
I’m slappin’ you “Son” /
Quick, somebody call child services
I’ll front page a deadly display like Jon-Bonet’s /
Kid, my style’s too murderous
Leave your brains real hamburger-ish /
That’s how I handle my beef
Might as well call this your eulogy, punk /
Cause I’m talkin’ ‘bout the deceased
PLEASE Kodi, you ain’t fuckin’ wit’ me /
Don’t even waste your wack scriptures
My verbs are worth about a million /
Isn’t that what they say about pictures??
WTF??
Wow /
now ya feel the urge to add extra bars /
superceedin’ me’s like you climbin’ a flight of steps /
kid, you gotta try extra hard
body frame came from a box of lard /
yeah, true your flow is retarded
but that’s because you’re 4 months premature /
born when your momma farted
your fat ass is a target /
so its easy to spot ya
why you braggin’ on ya chump change / keep that shit in ya pockets, potna
this is what hot bars, and hustlin’ hard get’s ya / fucka, step ya game up
what’s ya marketing plan? /
cell phone photoshoots & backwards name, ha
your youth is to blame bruh /
your momma should have raised you better
it aint your fault she was at the mall zooted /
boostin’ you fat albert fubu & southpole sweaters
she got a meat pole fettish /
covered in more white “dressing” then celery & romaine lettuce
ya so lame, Grimace /
cant you hear all the laughter??
The last thing the industry’s lookin’ for /
Is a Kel impersonatin’ bastard
A young Klump, plump rapper /
The love child of uncle ben & jenny craig
this elderly dude took care of you /
Fuck ovarbmu, I renamed that fool ovarweight
HERCULES HERCULES HERCULES!!!!
honestly, i promise this is not a hater vote, i know ovar' likes to throw that shit around, but...... beto's shit was just more interesting to read, yeah ovar has got punchlines, but after a few "your gayer than gay" and "your a faggity fag" it gets kinda stale. beto took the battle to a whole nother level by making it more personal and believable, its not the pics cuz my computer at work cant even download the pictures, but i still felt the sting. good shit beto.
Ovar, i would like to see you use you talent for puttin words together to become a lil more versityle, you are talented but you are focussing to hard in one direction, everyone cant be super thug. just my opinion. take it or leave it.
Ovar, i would like to see you use you talent for puttin words together to become a lil more versityle, you are talented but you are focussing to hard in one direction, everyone cant be super thug. just my opinion. take it or leave it.
this sentence can apply to most of the battle raps written up here. I think when all else fails, thats the card most frequently pulled in the text battles I've seen.
I have even resorted to that level before, but I'm trying to make an effort to use other things for ammo. (thanks for the lesson(s) FATAL)
yeah....FATAL got me so heated one time, I misunderstood one of his comments, and IT WAS ON. LMAO. That was pretty funny.
but, in retrospect, he did what you're supposed to do in a battle, DO ANYTHING TO WIN, AND USE ALL TOOLS AVAILABLE.
I have even resorted to that level before, but I'm trying to make an effort to use other things for ammo. (thanks for the lesson(s) FATAL)
yeah....FATAL got me so heated one time, I misunderstood one of his comments, and IT WAS ON. LMAO. That was pretty funny.
but, in retrospect, he did what you're supposed to do in a battle, DO ANYTHING TO WIN, AND USE ALL TOOLS AVAILABLE.
I gotta come visit Sac one day when you guys those shows and concerts going on! Yeah man that'd be coo man... Maybe we could lay down a track 2 while I'm down there....
As for the battle. Both of you spit some sick shit. I think Beto came raw thought and clowned alot with the weight thing. Man it's a hard one to call because you both spit tight.... If I could hear this in audio i'd be easier to judge...
I'll go with Beto916's verses on this one cause of the fat and overweight jokes! That shit had me rolling over here.. Man that shit was hot though..
so my vote=Beto916
Damn.
This was a great battle.
Umbravo.. Good punches, nice rhymes.. decent attacks. I thought the verse was good and I didn't know what to expect from Beto. As it turns out, he is not to be doubted.
Beto.. Ruthless attack. Nice punches. Kept shit on point. Nice cracks and personals. Great ending. Sick creativity with the pictures.
Overall I think Beto was more direct, more interesting and more of a real battle verse. Personals are the first thing a real judge looks for, followed closely by the rest of the shit (rhymes, punchlines, etc.) and Beto dominated that (personals) department.
Vote - Beto
This was a great battle.
Umbravo.. Good punches, nice rhymes.. decent attacks. I thought the verse was good and I didn't know what to expect from Beto. As it turns out, he is not to be doubted.
Beto.. Ruthless attack. Nice punches. Kept shit on point. Nice cracks and personals. Great ending. Sick creativity with the pictures.
Overall I think Beto was more direct, more interesting and more of a real battle verse. Personals are the first thing a real judge looks for, followed closely by the rest of the shit (rhymes, punchlines, etc.) and Beto dominated that (personals) department.
Vote - Beto
